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Claire | They/them | Here for Dabloons

[just-some-of-the-angels]

The doubloons have traveled far and wide to meet you on this platform, weary traveler‼️

You left these behind during our last encounter, and I thought I’d return them to you 💟

• • • YOU HAVE GAINED +4 DOUBLOONS • • •

[criticalrolo]

what she says: im fine

what she means: I been actually thinking about some shit about the Army and Navy what if tomorrow is the day that the fucking aliens came and invaded our nation? Like, would we even be able to fuck with their shit? Like do we have the type of weaponry to fuck with their ships? So not at all, would they just walk up in this motherfucker laughin at us, and blastin at us and making everybody disintegrate and assimilate without a hint of intimidation? And can we be doin some shit to make they heart race? Granted I don’t know the alien heart, like what the fuck would it be like? Would they be like Earth go hard? Or would it be just another conquest? Or would they be like damn earth go hard

[but-the-library-of-alexandria]

the thing about writing fantasy stories is that language is so based on history that it can be hard to decide how far suspension of disbelief can carry you word-choice wise - what do you call a french braid in a world with no france? can a queen ann neckline be described if there was no queen ann? where do you draw the line? can you use the word platonic if plato never existed? can you name a character chris in a land without christianity? can you even say ‘bungalow’ in a world where there was no indian language for the word to originate from? is there a single word in any language that doesn’t have a story behind it? to be accurate a fantasy story would be written in a fantasy language but who has the time for that

Tolkien had the time apparently

[misbehavingmaiar]

LIsten. Linguistics Georg, who invented over 10,000 conlangs each day, is an outlier and should not have been counted. 

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Hey, Tumblr! You want anime that...

Has Powerful Leading Ladies -

Saiunkoku Monogatari  (AMAZING politician lady please watch this)

Rose of Versailles 

Red Garden

12 Kingdoms

Skip Beat

Basara

Fate/Zero

Jormungand

Hataraki Man

Kemono no Souja Erin

Revolutionary Girl Utena

Black Lagoon

Has Main Characters With Dark Skin -

Turn A Gundam

Majin Bone

Gundam: G no Reconguista

Peacemaker Kurogane

Jormungand

Mitchiko e Hatchin

Wolf’s Rain

Black Lagoon

Gankutsuou

Red Garden

Fushigi no Umi Nadia

Hanasakeru Seishounen

Blade

Revolutionary Girl Utena

Elemental Gelade

Power Stone

Hare + Guu

Kiba

Has Androgynous Characters -

Kino no Tabi

Majestic Prince

Rose of Versailles

Soul Eater

Hunter x Hunter

No.6

Kobato

Has Trans characters that are NOT comic relief/fetishy -

Moyashimon

Paradise Kiss

Ixion Saga DT

Gankutsuou

Wandering Son/Hourou Musuko

Maria Watches Over Us (season 3)

Hunter x Hunter (2011 series only)

Simoun

Tokyo Godfathers

Lovely Complex

Has Canon Queer Characters (not in specifically yaoi/yuri anime)-

Oniisama e

Aoi Hana

Simoun

Shinsekai yori

Tenshi ni Narumon

Soukyuu no Fafner

Patalliro (not subbed)

Patalliro Saiyuki (fully subbed spinoff series)

Gankutsuou

Cardcaptor Sakura

Neon Genesis Evangelion

Day Break Illusion

Samurai Flamenco

Antique Bakery

Revolutionary Girl Utena

No.6

Maria Watches Over Us

Sasameki Koto

Brave 10

Kyo Kara Maoh

Natsu e no Tobira

Psycho Pass

Soukou no Strain

Kashimashi (for this one, the boy is transformed into a girl, but he chooses to stay a girl forever so I figured I’d include it anyway)

Mirai Nikki

Kaze to ki no Uta

Last Exile

This Boy Caught a Merman

This Boy Can Fight Aliens

Night Walker

Descendants of Darkness

Symphogear

Is Based off of Japanese stories/folklore/literature -

Aoi Bungaku

Ayakashi: Japanese Classic Horror

Mononoke (Bakeneko)

The Tale of Genji

Animated Classics of Japanese Literature

Hoozuki

Uta Koi

Has Girls Playing Sports -

Princess Nine

Aim for the Ace

Moshidora

Taisho Baseball Girls

Ginga e Kickoff

Teekyuu

Softenni

Bamboo Blade

Chihayafuru

Battle Athletes Victory

Sabagebu

Saki

Yawara

C3-Bu

Shion no Ou

Attacker You!

Attack No. 1

Hikari no Densetsu

Black Rock Shooter/Black Rock Shooter the OVA

Messes with your head -

Monster

Paranoia Agent

Infinite Ryvius

Sci-fi Harry

Mouryou no Hako

Himitsu

Night Head Genesis

Ghost Hound

Serial Experiments Lain

Boogiepop Phantom

Kurozuka

Texhnolyze

Noein

Steins;Gate

Ghost in the Shell

Has White Haired Boys That Aren’t Komaeda/Kaworu/Akise/Clear -

Fantastic Children

Innocent Venus

Letter Bee

Suteki Tantei Labyrinth

Berserk

Last Exile

Turn A Gundam

Hunter x Hunter

Kurogane Communication

Zettai Karen Children

Princess Tutu

Terra e

Devil Survivor 2

Jyu Oh Sei

Kiba

Kamisama Dolls

Pretear

Tactics

Rental Magica

Guin Saga

Has Unique Art-

Trapeze

Aku no Hana

Kaiba

Mononoke

Kemonozume

Aoi Bungaku

House of Five Leaves

The Tatami Galaxy

Eccentric Family

Kurozuka

Cat Soup

Legend of Black Heaven

Fantastic Children

Tekkon Kinkreet

Gankutsuou

Is “For kids” but has a lot of depth -

Romeo’s Blue Skies

Kemono no Souja Erin

Nobody’s Boy Remi

Dog of Flanders

Shoujo Cosette

Mahou Shoujo Tai Arusu

Ashita no Nadja

Little Princess Sara

Has Cute Girls Doing Cute Violent Things -

Girls und Panzer

C3-bu

Sabagebu

Strike Witches

So Ra No Wo To

AKB0048

Vividred Operation

Upotte!

Sky Girls

Symphogear

Is About Humans + Nature -

Mushishi

Earth Maiden Arjuna

Kemono no Souja Erin

Now and Then Here and There

Tokyo Magnitude 8.0

Terra e

Silver Spoon

Jyu Oh Sei

Is So Tragic It’ll Destroy Your Ass -

Saikano

Now and Then Here and There

Basilisk

Grave of the Fireflies

Bokurano

Nobody’s Boy Remi

Terra e

Romeo’s Blue Skies

Rose of Versailles

Chrno Crusade

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kisumitasteslikestrawberries

what do I dooooooo?

[kisumitasteslikestrawberries]

jordans-journal

best thing to do is make a list of all the anime you want to watch and then mark off the ones you’ve seen :)

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[allonsyimpala]

i really wasn’t goin to reblog this. Honest.

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You should all follow me on Twitter. @FusRoDuhh

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sensations // elohim

[fuks]

[ewanmrozny]

I saw this and immediately thought “shit, I bet this is so satisfying to watch with the sound on”, and I was so fucking right

[dutchster]

[frecklefart95]

I just want men to be intimidated but also really turned on by me

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True Pain

Fanfic: Last updated 1/16/2009

Me: But maybe it will update tomorrow though

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Hey guys!

You should check out the blog that I started with my roommates! It’s about all the really weird shit that happens in the apartment. 

Click here <3

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John Constantine

the bastard we didn’t ask for but we needed.