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🌒🌓🌔🌕🌖🌗🌘 🌿29 • Toronto • Artist • Cook🍱 🕯️Polyamorous 💕 Partnered 💙 🔪Chef: thegothchef 🖤 🎨Art: non_conformity_🌸 🍑If I'm a lot, go find less✨ ♈️ ♌️

[maykitz]

>see bird creeping up and down a tree trunk >look it up >common treecreeper

can't make this shit up

[the-overthinktank]

this pet adoption database has insane website design choices

[upstairsdownstairsandinbetween]

Kaleidoscope Kindergarten (Tanshui Kindergarten), Tianshui, China, 

Designed by SAKO Architects

[campyvillain]

HELP I TRIED TO AMKE MY OWN GIF HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

WHAT THTE FUCK DOES THIS MEAN

[littlemisspipebomb]

[saltoncity]

www.chainedtotheradiator.com/careers

[little-grey-dowitcher]

So many people never learned to live with harmless discomfort at any point in their lives and holy fuck does it show

[little-grey-dowitcher]

“But I wanna know!” You’re gonna have to learn to be ok with not knowing some things, especially when those things involve personal details about strangers that they’re not comfortable sharing.

“But it’s confusing!” If you take the time to educate yourself it’ll no longer be confusing. Otherwise you’re just gonna have to learn to be ok with being confused.

“But it’s weird!” You probably do weird things all the time. Everyone does weird things sometimes. Life goes on.

“But it scares me!” Is it hurting you? No? You’ll be fine. Being scared and being harmed are not always the same thing. Learn to tell the difference and then act accordingly.

“But I want it!” And I want a million dollars. You can’t always get what you want.

[little-grey-dowitcher]

A lot of people were also never told “no” as children and the consequences of that manifest in similar ways. Learn to be ok with being told “no.” You’re not gonna die if you don’t get your way in every single situation ever.

[liarsblade]

I also think that all the "um okay knives out & glass onion were good. Wrap it up now" posts are so funny. You're tripping if you think there's not going to be at least five Benoit Blanc films lol

[liarsblade]

What part of "the detective franchise is back babey" did you not get. There were 14 Poirot films and that's not counting the show which was a standard season for most of its run. 69 Columbo episodes. Like it or hate it you are going to be seeing Benoit Blanc until the day he stops making money and then some.

[udntnome]

He hasn't even been on a train yet for fucks sake

[dragoness-witch]

HE HASN'T EVEN BEEN ON A TRAIN YET!!!!

[postsofbabel]

[cannibalcaprine]

what kinda fucking sky are you going to

[homunculus-argument]

My rule of thumb with cooking and picky eaters is that I'm fine with people being picky, but I'm not ok with people lying about it. So if you've got a long list of things you can't or won't eat, give me the list, and I'm fine with cooking by it. Like literally just write a google docs with all your Yucky Ingredients on it and I can find a way to cook with whatever's left that isn't on the list.

But if you go "no I'm fine with anything it's ok I'll eat it :)" when I ask you what you will and won't eat, and once the food is on the table then you go "ew yuck it has Bad Ingredient, I can't eat this :(" I'm going to beat you with a frying pan.

[hungry-hobbits]

go my brick 🫳︵🧱

[henrylevesconte]

[beepbeepcomeatmebruv]

Isn’t she the sweetest little disgruntled thing ever

[indigosfindings]

im obsessed with the world of donkey kong, where the "barrel" is an abstracted, functionless object that seems to just manifest in the wild

[misterrockett]

[thehotelchelsea]

my wound salt that I keep beside my bed

[darkspaceboytoy]

I’m fat I’m gay I’m chopped I’m washed I’m stupid I’m ugly I’m broke and most importantly I’m gonna make it

[origami-dragons]

I go to youtube. Cute animal videos are AI now. I go to instagram. There are AI influencers. I go to spotify. It's flooded with AI bands and music. I go to ebay. Every product is AI. I open netflix. Every movie has AI. I watch TV. All commercials are AI. I cancel all my suscriptions. The customer support is AI. I buy a book. It is written by AI. I talk to my friends. They tell me that AI is their new therapist. I take the subway. Some dude is talking to his AI girlfriend next to me. I go to the beach. The sunset is real. I take a pic and upload it. The photo is enhanced with AI. You can't opt out.

[polyamzeal]

[bowsersex]

Anyone else think this one feels kinda sexual?

[warpzoned]

Wario Balls Destruction