part TWO of the lovely little losers sentence meme!!
may be a little out of chronological order but i tried my best. feel free to change pronouns as needed! spans from VACUUMING to Happy Birthday Hero!.Â
( won’t include the zoo’s job videos in chronological order/will only include them after costa’s “first” appearance )
“why have you left your camera on?”
“any luck finding his history notes?”
“do you maybe wanna— go out, this weekend?”
“yeah, i guess i’ll come along for the ride.”
“yeah, you sound REAL pumped.”
“it’s [ NAME ]'s that was left behind when he moved to [ PLACE ] with his, just, CLOSET of ukuleles.”
“hello, i’m mr. toothbrush. i need to brush people’s teeth now.”
“meet the tongue cleaner. tall tongue cleaner man.”
“i’m going to sword fight— with a toothbrush.”
“can it be lightsabers?”
“you’ve chopped my arm off, you bastard!”
“well now, you’ve lost a kidney. how do you feel about that?”
“i’m got a motherfucking loofah and i’m not afraid to use it!”
“don’t loof me!”
“you should have some toast. i’ll butter it for you.”
“i had some tapas with some beautiful people.”
“he’s got a lot of nice shirts.”
“i miss you. i wish you were here.”
“no need to be snarky with him.”
“don’t you dare put your hand on my waist.”
“i’ve lost my flatmates.”
“do it for the craft.”
“you guys are art— you are art.”
“i’m bisexual, i came out, and my head has been more sorted than it ever has been in my entire life.”
“i’m not entirely sober right now.”
“i thought i JUST liked chicks, like that’s not me.”
“everything last year, i got wrong. this yeah? gonna get it right.”
“my choices are only affecting me.”
“[ NAME ] says that if i make any noise whatsoever, she’s going to make me eat weetabix with marmite whilst talking about 5 women throughout history who have defied gendered names.”
“heyyyyy, speak of the devil.”
“oh, you’re an angel.”
“you can’t just say that.”
“don’t make it something behind my back.”
“i need to calm down? you need to loosen the hell out.”
“this is our chance to fuck up, no consequences.”
“i don’t need you to HOLD my HAND.”
“for all that is good and holy in the world, will you be quiet?!”
“you lost your waffle privileges, by the way.”
“my flat, my rules.”
“it’s just getting worse and worse.”
“no more fancy hummus.”
“vegetarian flat— vegan on fridays?”
“science has proved that minute-long hugs are good for you.”
“what, are you afraid of cleaning the shower or something?”
“i will get my grandma to sue you if need be.”
“i don’t like your smile.”
“i can name every single bird that’s in that poster.”
“who needs that many triangles?”
“i’m gay as hell.”
“when life gives you lemons— you stick them on your mantelpiece in your room.”
“bath, bath, bath, bath, bathtub.”
“where’d you get a kazoo from in a bath?”
“i think every bath comes with a kazoo.”
“are you gonna do a welcoming ceremony for me?”
“should we sing, like, a welcoming song?”
“everything is a word.”
“you’re a word.”
“you’re the nicest, sweetest, bravest person i’ve ever had the pleasure of knowing.”
“and so we pretended to be squirrels for the rest of the day.”
“the best thing in the universe was when you lead a chorus of bears and action figures to play out a musical version of Artemis Fowl for me.”
“we wish your day to be sparkly and— ah, c-opalescent.”
“lazer birthday! pew! pew!”