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part TWO of the lovely little losers sentence meme!!
may be a little out of chronological order but i tried my best. feel free to change pronouns as needed! spans from VACUUMING to Happy Birthday Hero!.Â
( won’t include the zoo’s job videos in chronological order/will only include them after costa’s “first” appearance )
“why have you left your camera on?”
“any luck finding his history notes?”
“do you maybe wanna— go out, this weekend?”
“yeah, i guess i’ll come along for the ride.”
“yeah, you sound REAL pumped.”
“it’s [ NAME ]'s that was left behind when he moved to [ PLACE ] with his, just, CLOSET of ukuleles.”
“hello, i’m mr. toothbrush. i need to brush people’s teeth now.”
“meet the tongue cleaner. tall tongue cleaner man.”
“i’m going to sword fight— with a toothbrush.”
“can it be lightsabers?”
“you’ve chopped my arm off, you bastard!”
“well now, you’ve lost a kidney. how do you feel about that?”
“i’m got a motherfucking loofah and i’m not afraid to use it!”
“don’t loof me!”
“you should have some toast. i’ll butter it for you.”
“i had some tapas with some beautiful people.”
“he’s got a lot of nice shirts.”
“i miss you. i wish you were here.”
“no need to be snarky with him.”
“don’t you dare put your hand on my waist.”
“i’ve lost my flatmates.”
“do it for the craft.”
“you guys are art— you are art.”
“i’m bisexual, i came out, and my head has been more sorted than it ever has been in my entire life.”
“i’m not entirely sober right now.”
“i thought i JUST liked chicks, like that’s not me.”
“everything last year, i got wrong. this yeah? gonna get it right.”
“my choices are only affecting me.”
“[ NAME ] says that if i make any noise whatsoever, she’s going to make me eat weetabix with marmite whilst talking about 5 women throughout history who have defied gendered names.”
“heyyyyy, speak of the devil.”
“oh, you’re an angel.”
“you can’t just say that.”
“don’t make it something behind my back.”
“i need to calm down? you need to loosen the hell out.”
“this is our chance to fuck up, no consequences.”
“i don’t need you to HOLD my HAND.”
“for all that is good and holy in the world, will you be quiet?!”
“you lost your waffle privileges, by the way.”
“my flat, my rules.”
“it’s just getting worse and worse.”
“no more fancy hummus.”
“vegetarian flat— vegan on fridays?”
“science has proved that minute-long hugs are good for you.”
“what, are you afraid of cleaning the shower or something?”
“i will get my grandma to sue you if need be.”
“i don’t like your smile.”
“i can name every single bird that’s in that poster.”
“who needs that many triangles?”
“i’m gay as hell.”
“when life gives you lemons— you stick them on your mantelpiece in your room.”
“bath, bath, bath, bath, bathtub.”
“where’d you get a kazoo from in a bath?”
“i think every bath comes with a kazoo.”
“are you gonna do a welcoming ceremony for me?”
“should we sing, like, a welcoming song?”
“everything is a word.”
“you’re a word.”
“you’re the nicest, sweetest, bravest person i’ve ever had the pleasure of knowing.”
“and so we pretended to be squirrels for the rest of the day.”
“the best thing in the universe was when you lead a chorus of bears and action figures to play out a musical version of Artemis Fowl for me.”
“we wish your day to be sparkly and— ah, c-opalescent.”
“lazer birthday! pew! pew!”
part ONE of the lovely little losers sentence meme!!
may be a little out of chronological order but i tried my best. feel free to change pronouns as needed! spans from RETURNS to Subscribe to Not Me.
“i cornered a design student.”
“it all begins with this.”
“excuse me? i think you’ve forgotten something.”
“get over here, you.”
“look, i’m not walking all the way over there.”
“we live together in this house. this house that we live in.”
“i signed the lease.”
“you can’t just sit in front of a camera and talk, right?”
“watch me.”
“how can anyone truly relax when they know they are being filmed?”
“and it’s thanks to her and our epic broship, that we’re living together in this flat.”
“CLOSE THE DOOR CLOSE THE DOOR.”
“you should really watch my old videos.”
“i tried, but you were talking about birds for, like, ten minutes.”
“i’m trying to do this assignment.”
“vlog first, assignment later!”
“no, no, no. just a someone.”
“could you condense the whole of [ year ] down to five minutes for me?”
“you’re just staring.”
“we are shocked and insulted.”
“there’s all that footage of you in the bath from the beginning of this year.”
“she said yes!”
“thanks buddy!”
“as we all know, the best way to christen a new place is by filming a video in a bathtub.”
“that feels awkward and weird.”
“YEAH. team bath.”
“is that a shower cap?”
“mrs. tiggy-winkle was a hedgehog who wore a little cap like this around her head and she had little spikes around it, and she was going around and doing her ironing.”
“the RABBIT ones?!?”
“thats far from fantastic.”
“it doesn’t look good on you, but it looks, like, better than it should?”
“we’ve got a loofah.”
“no it’s not, a loofah’s like a piece of— it’s like, just— what is this?”
“it’s a stylish earring, that’s all it is!”
“vogue.”
“i’m shaving the steam.”
“christ on a bike.”
“yo, losers.”
“it’s just sounds like i’m a mother fox welcoming the neighboring chickens into her den to eat them and share them with her young.”
“in this flat we have the ultimate quadfecta of talent. we’ve got musical talent, banter skills, sportsmanship and pure charm.”Â
“you are literally an angel.”
“that’s really none of your business.”
“really? wow.”
“i’m bisexual, regardless of who i date or what i do and i’m not ashamed of it.”
“i don’t have a problem with you being bisexual! just buy— some milk.”
“why is the camera in the FRUITBOWL?!”
“so you get the situation, then?”
“yeah, i could pretend not to but i can’t really be bothered.”Â
“oh, and it could be a good place to explore the thing that we have to do something about.”Â
“[ name ], you keen?”
“do you want like a bib, or something?”
“what’s with you and rom-coms?”
“HAVE AN OPINION!!!!”
”thanks for your input but we’re completely disregarding it.”Â
“wanna tell us more about [ name ], dashing man of mystery?
“that is SO creepy!”
“we’re being rude right now!”
“why did you text me when you could have just come to my door?”
“are you seriously complaining that his nickname is faux-mexican when you have a dude’s name?”
“look, you always introduce yourself the way you want to be known.”
“turn the camera off.”
“they really like me, which is great.”
“i know i’m intelligent, i’m hot, and i know what i’m doing.”
“so, who wouldn’t want to date me?”
“no, i am not currently in a relationship, and nor do i intend on being in one any time soon.”
“go to a party!”
“we need to talk about this.”
“you did it for snapchat!”
“the cake video?”
“they couldn’t break up, because they were never together.”
“you staring into space literally explains nothing.”
“evidence they were just WAITING to make out with each other.”
“what happened with mr [ name ] making flirty eyes at little [ name ].”
"but then exams were happening and... i don't know, nothing happened."
“but that’s so unsatisfying!”
“oh, for more than just you.”
“why would they do that?”
“please don’t eat me, i have so much more to give!”
“he’s gonna have a star-splitting headache when he wakes up..... and liver problems when he gets older.”
“you’re the best!”
“it’s not quite the same, is it?”
“is this our life now?”