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Come read my nonsense on AO3 under Lazulia || 80s geek || Canadian || She/her || 18+

[lazulia-fics]

A Ineffable Tale (we will create together)

Fellow Cats fans, these are stressful times. I don’t know about you, but I tend to turn to fandom and fanfiction when I need a distraction for the sake of my mental health, so I’ve decided to help myself and hopefully others cope by writing a fanfic based entirely off your suggestions. 

I’ve written a starter here, now come yell out your suggestions in the comments! I’ll pick one and write the next part. I plan to update at least twice a day. Together we’ll keep going until we have an epic tale (or an epic storytelling disaster, but as long as we’re having fun, right?)

https://archiveofourown.org/works/23200672/chapters/55539829

We’re all in this together, let’s get through it together! 😸

[lazulia-fics]

I got tired of waiting for baby Yoda merch so I made my own. Look at him trying to use the Force!

[lazulia-fics]

Delphi!! You're back!! Are you still writing fanfics??

Hello, friend! I am indeed getting back into Tumblr, for the moment anyway. As for writing, well... depends which fandom you’re talking about. I think I’m taking a break from StEx fanfic for a bit, but I am jumping back into CATS fanfic in a big way. And if you’re interested, I’ve just started writing some Guardians of the Galaxy nonsense! 

[leonapreston]

It’s past midnight here in ‘ye olde England,’ so here’s a late night Misto (as Quaxo) to bring you joy for the rest of the week! 😆

[lazulia-fics]

Look at this unbelievable little cutie!! ❤️

[lazulia-fics]

(No one panic, this is the blog formerly known as delphicoracle-cat. Don’t worry, I’m still writing about Cats!) 

[stillwaitingformymunkustrap]

“Do you think the desire to knock down Christmas trees is just innate to all cats? Like Tugger and Misto spend hours decorating this gorgeous tree, and once the last ornament’s on, they just dust off their paws and hurl themselves at it and poop tinsel for a week?”

— @delphicoracle-cat

[lazulia-fics]

You haven’t lived until you’ve chased down a cat with half a foot of tinsel hanging out of their ass.

The real question— who in CATS is the eater of tinsel and who is the chaser?

[horselulu]

New kittens!!!❤️

Third🐈 and fourth🐈

Leena and her little brother Aaron

They are twins

They all have ‘Mind reading ability’

Current capabilities are limited to the same species

*Aaron is more mobile than his sister, and Leena is more aggressive than her brother

@delphicoracle-cat

[lazulia-fics]

Idris Elba joins Taylor Swift in the Cats movie

The surprisingly good cast of Tom Hooper’s adaptation of Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber’s Cats is about to get even more surprisingly good, because Variety is reporting that Idris Elba is “in final negotiations” to join what will surely be a big, weird musical. The film version of the iconic Broadway show already has Ian McKellen, Jennifer Hudson, James Corden, and Taylor Swift, with Elba reportedly set to play the villainous Macavity. For anyone who doesn’t already know the plot of Cats, the whole thing can seems utterly baffling, but the basic premise is that it revolves around a group of cats called the Jellicles who band together every year to decide which of them deserves to ascend to the Heaviside Layer, which is sort of like a cat heaven in space where they will be reborn into new lives. The whole thing is inspired by T.S. Eliot’s poetry collection Old Possum’s Book Of Practical Cats, which concerns the secret inner lives of various weird felines.

Reading this headline was a steep emotional rollercoaster. 

[lazulia-fics]

small request:I can't wait to read the next chapter of written in blood,will you keep update it??😞😞😞

I can promise you I will continue to update it! Chapter 13 has just been posted. 😄I have to thank you for your lovely fanart, it really keeps me going!

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12144424/13/Written-in-Blood

[horselulu]

My headcanon of Tugger and Mistoffelees.

p1 Tugger→Mistoffelees

p2 Mistoffelees→Tugger

“→"＝tell,think etc.

[horselulu]

Shirley

nickname:Miao

daughter of Tugger and Mistoffelees

look like her mom-daddy Misto

but she is a Maine cat like her father Tugger

【just little idea lol All not ture,Even I Hope It’s ture】

@delphicoracle-cat

[lazulia-fics]

Oh my gosh, my heart. This is adorable!

[horselulu]

Anderson

nickname:Tumi【When He know this is his father Tugger mixed the TUgger and MIsto,he just “OH Everlasting Cat……"】

Son 【and the second kitten】of Tugger and Misto

Serious, rigid, always worry about Everything

Protecter

looks like his father Tugger,But more short

Fall in love of a beautiful Ragdoll queen when he was young

@delphicoracle-cat

[lazulia-fics]

Beautiful art! ❤️

(Please pass this around, CATS fans!)

[roxirinart]

Does anyone else just want a giant cats crossover. I’m talking Warrior Cats meets Cats the Musical meets Varjak Paw. It would be top notch, man. Top. Notch.

Please tell me if you’ve read Varjak Paw those books are god

[all-alone-in-the-moonlight]

They are all top notch books/movie

[coolnowandforever-deactivated20]

What about Aristocats?

[all-alone-in-the-moonlight]

Aristocrats are God Tier too my friend.

Marie will disagree with you otherwise.

[lazulia-fics]

Damn right I will.

[horselulu]

I give you！

The Magical！

The Marvelous！

Mister Mr.Mistoffelees！

[lazulia-fics]

Takes this sparkly little boy and cares for him forever

His eyes are like literal jewels, oh my goodness! ❤️

[horselulu]

little graffiti Try more style 试试儿童画的方法

@delphicoracle-cat

[lazulia-fics]

Fluffy, fluffy Tugger with his beloved little Misto! This is so adorable! 😁 Can everyone PLEASE like and reblog and follow this amazing artist already? 

[horselulu]

Quaxo【left】and Mistoffelees【right】

When I chat with my friend，we imagine that they are brothers and appear at the musical together.

Quaxo is big brother and Tugger’s fan，as like Mistoffelees he has MAGIC too But he do not care about his power. Mistoffelees really dislike his brother always around Tugger and always want to let his big bro away from Tugger.(He just doesn’t want his brother to be played by Tugger)

Here is my little idea: Tugger love his two little tuxedo beauty，and want to get them both.(But he final with Misto，Tuggoffelees lol) Macavity wants Quaxo to be his member just because he can’t get Mistoffelees so he choose his brother(maybe Quaxo will fall in love with Maca，but they will have unhappy ending.)

I think Misto he know his brother fall in love with Macavity in secretly，but he don’t have tell anybody. “You keep your secret,I will guard you.”

Tugger he don’t know Quaxo was love him in secretly so that is why he go to Mistoffelees.(At same Mistoffelees don’t know too，he just think his brother is Tugger’s big fan, and Tugger always flirt and hurt the others heart.) (I know it is very dramatical But I still love it lol)

Only this painting belongs to me The characters belong to TSE and ALW

ummm Can I @ you?If I am bothered to you I am sorry. @delphicoracle-cat

[lazulia-fics]

Amazing art!! And very cool headcanons to go with it! That would make for a very angsty fic. 😁

(Please tag me in anything you draw, I’m so sorry it took so long for me to spot the notification!) 

[badley]

themes commonly found in international friendships

- ‘u dont have (insert food/music/restaurant here) over there??’ - ‘wait what time is it. shouldnt u be asleep’ - alternatively: timezoned/clockblocked again - ‘do u need a hug. have a virtual hug’ - weird slang terms - ‘i will fight everyone thats mean to u. i will fight them rn’ - vague embarrassment regarding ur accent - ‘dont maKE ME COME OVER THERE’ - ‘oh yeah i have a friend who lives in (insert country here) and apparently’ - no real hugs :(( - suffering - fahrenheit vs celsius - the measuring of things in feet fucks one of u up, probably

[cosmicdenro]

holy fukin

[lazulia-fics]

@andystorm333 @electrasgarbagetruck @stexpress You don’t have Tim Hortons over there??