#objectivelyterrible

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it's that time of the year again kids!!!

32 oz of water

2 tablespoons of sugar

a quarter teaspoon of salt

Source: https://med.virginia.edu/ginutrition/wp-content/uploads/sites/199/2023/12/Homemade-Oral-Rehydration-Solutions-11-2023.pdf

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somehow Jess had never heard me say I ship Cait Sith/Red13 and. I can't remember if I ever said it out loud or just sort of assumed Everybody shipped them? If that's the weirdest thing you've ever heard me say I ship I think you weren't paying attention tho.

doing one noc a week for three weeks is killing me, I slept like 14 hours yesterday and today I was like just in a fugue state playing stardew valley

ordered tom bihn bag should be here tomorrow?

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fed ex somehow just kept it in troutdale for no reason and then dropped off the package with ten minutes to spare but ANYWAY

Size wise the Swift is for b5 girlies (non gendered) who sometimes haul an a4 notebook and the Little Swift is for a5 hoes who sometimes carry a b5 notebook. That thing hauled a pound each of baby carrots and lil smokies and three cans of soda so it's still a god damn black hole tho

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somehow Jess had never heard me say I ship Cait Sith/Red13 and. I can't remember if I ever said it out loud or just sort of assumed Everybody shipped them? If that's the weirdest thing you've ever heard me say I ship I think you weren't paying attention tho.

doing one noc a week for three weeks is killing me, I slept like 14 hours yesterday and today I was like just in a fugue state playing stardew valley

ordered tom bihn bag should be here tomorrow?

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Gofundme for a new tom bihn bag lmao

why? They're the only mfers who do attachment points and apparently I dropped my wallet and someone dropped it off at the local PD and an actual cop both called me about it and dropped it off. so now I'm banned from being mean about cops for like three days and I'm mad about it.

also insurance kicked in and the eye doctor did not SAY "bitch you live like this?" but it was heavily implied. even going Zenni route I'm still out like 120$ for the retinal exam (my eyes are fine as it turned out they just uh don't work) and fucking bifocals but I wish to be able to read without holding a book at arms length so here we are

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I should add I have a tom bihn knitters tote (it's too easy to overload so I try not to carry it) and some of their random fabric ditto bags and let me tell you after the dust clears from the nuclear war it's gonna be cockroaches and tom bihn bags

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By the way when I say I don't carry my tom bihn tote too much because it's too easy to overload, I mean "this is my Swift and it has my kanken mini, my steam deck, and a packed lunch in it" (bringing it to work to hold my afghan project)

They're made in seattle and priced to match but truly you have to pick one you REALLY LIKE because like my swift was given to me in 2022 and looks new except for some ink stains. (The Swift comes with a matching yarn sack -- I'm thinking about getting a Mini Swift this time.)

The other month I ordered some key straps and one of them had their clip snap and they sent a replacement the next day. They were out of the purple key strap I wanted and emailed me at ten am and then half an hour after I replied, confirming the switch.

If you are in the market to trade a kidney for a bag I think they'll give you some of the best value for that kidney out there. (Their backpacks are in the 200-300$ range, their totes from 65 to 200.) their pouches are in the 20$ range but they have a line of mystery pouches and stuff bags that are made out of remnants from their other bags. (I ordered one of the mystery bags and they sent the wrong size so now I have two mystery bags - they're fabulous as project bags.)

[lazulisong]

Gofundme for a new tom bihn bag lmao

why? They're the only mfers who do attachment points and apparently I dropped my wallet and someone dropped it off at the local PD and an actual cop both called me about it and dropped it off. so now I'm banned from being mean about cops for like three days and I'm mad about it.

also insurance kicked in and the eye doctor did not SAY "bitch you live like this?" but it was heavily implied. even going Zenni route I'm still out like 120$ for the retinal exam (my eyes are fine as it turned out they just uh don't work) and fucking bifocals but I wish to be able to read without holding a book at arms length so here we are

[lazulisong]

I should add I have a tom bihn knitters tote (it's too easy to overload so I try not to carry it) and some of their random fabric ditto bags and let me tell you after the dust clears from the nuclear war it's gonna be cockroaches and tom bihn bags

[lazulisong]

Gofundme for a new tom bihn bag lmao

why? They're the only mfers who do attachment points and apparently I dropped my wallet and someone dropped it off at the local PD and an actual cop both called me about it and dropped it off. so now I'm banned from being mean about cops for like three days and I'm mad about it.

also insurance kicked in and the eye doctor did not SAY "bitch you live like this?" but it was heavily implied. even going Zenni route I'm still out like 120$ for the retinal exam (my eyes are fine as it turned out they just uh don't work) and fucking bifocals but I wish to be able to read without holding a book at arms length so here we are

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a hard no

did briefly consider giving proper notice to side hustle but considering they're trying out a an "agentic AI scheduling system" I think an email after I do my weekly shift is what they gonna get

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simple and clean still slaps actually

Thanks to people who should remain anonymous for their own safety I have KH 1-3 on my steam deck! I'm having a full body flashback to staring at the screen 20 years ago like "hey did Disney even know what was going on or do they just pay attention to their stuff because what the FUCK is with this gay ass child??????"

I hesitate to say you really FORGET how gay Riku is from the opening animation but my god that kid is pathetic. My baby I missed u.

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"Riku's changed" YEAH GIRL HE JUST REALIZED HE HAS PANTS FEELINGS FOR HIS BESTIE GIVE HIM A SPACE

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Jumping ahead but I forgot Axel uses chakrams and do you mean to tell me I've been maining the same job as gods least favorite clown. He can't sit with us. I refuse to admit that he's Aiming class.

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FUCK THIS CAMERA

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Don't think I won't fucking end you goofy

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It turns out the steam edition just automatically unlocks all the cinematics for KH1 including the secret one (god that's such a hot mess I love it as much as ever) so for the sake of my own sanity I'm gonna go watch the movies and not live through Atlantis again

(Also please buy me a drink)

[lazulisong]

Okay you know what? I think Maleficent is genuinely fond of Riku, not like in a normal way I mean but in a "I see myself in you" sort of way. They're the same kind of people and she's going to make him worse so he doesn't have to suffer hope. He's one of the very few people she thinks might be real.

Riku is correct that if the creepy lady says you're like a son to her you should immediately take three big steps back and call the cops but I honestly think if Maleficent had a choice she would raise Riku to be her successor.

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Started re:CoM and oh my gld the flashbacks??

went looking for fic and not to be On Brand but nobody wrote omegaverse like my vision :(

"so you're gonna write it?" "are u buying me snax"

[long holler about how the menu system at work is like "blackened turkey burgers" and Meg is like "so the president may be into like crimes against humanity but EYE am not giving people puréed turkey and bread fuck you"]

"this is a totally normal thing to do for a friend," says Riku, before he does something so gay it warps reality into a rainbow shape

6.

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Meg: hey where would the keyhole be? The chapel of the twelve?

Meg, five minutes later: never mind I just realized that the keyhole would have been sundered too

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chain of memories be like

On the one hand: fuck wonderland On the other: MY SAD CLOWN BABY REPLIKU

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happy

Mother's Day

do you have kids day

hella brunch day

to all moms, mom vibe people, and people saying "no, thank Christ" and also to everybody who feels weird about it

[lazulisong]

simple and clean still slaps actually

Thanks to people who should remain anonymous for their own safety I have KH 1-3 on my steam deck! I'm having a full body flashback to staring at the screen 20 years ago like "hey did Disney even know what was going on or do they just pay attention to their stuff because what the FUCK is with this gay ass child??????"

I hesitate to say you really FORGET how gay Riku is from the opening animation but my god that kid is pathetic. My baby I missed u.

[lazulisong]

"Riku's changed" YEAH GIRL HE JUST REALIZED HE HAS PANTS FEELINGS FOR HIS BESTIE GIVE HIM A SPACE

[lazulisong]

Jumping ahead but I forgot Axel uses chakrams and do you mean to tell me I've been maining the same job as gods least favorite clown. He can't sit with us. I refuse to admit that he's Aiming class.

[lazulisong]

FUCK THIS CAMERA

[lazulisong]

Don't think I won't fucking end you goofy

[lazulisong]

It turns out the steam edition just automatically unlocks all the cinematics for KH1 including the secret one (god that's such a hot mess I love it as much as ever) so for the sake of my own sanity I'm gonna go watch the movies and not live through Atlantis again

(Also please buy me a drink)

[lazulisong]

Okay you know what? I think Maleficent is genuinely fond of Riku, not like in a normal way I mean but in a "I see myself in you" sort of way. They're the same kind of people and she's going to make him worse so he doesn't have to suffer hope. He's one of the very few people she thinks might be real.

Riku is correct that if the creepy lady says you're like a son to her you should immediately take three big steps back and call the cops but I honestly think if Maleficent had a choice she would raise Riku to be her successor.

[lazulisong]

Started re:CoM and oh my gld the flashbacks??

went looking for fic and not to be On Brand but nobody wrote omegaverse like my vision :(

"so you're gonna write it?" "are u buying me snax"

[long holler about how the menu system at work is like "blackened turkey burgers" and Meg is like "so the president may be into like crimes against humanity but EYE am not giving people puréed turkey and bread fuck you"]

"this is a totally normal thing to do for a friend," says Riku, before he does something so gay it warps reality into a rainbow shape

6.

[lazulisong]

Meg: hey where would the keyhole be? The chapel of the twelve?

Meg, five minutes later: never mind I just realized that the keyhole would have been sundered too

[lazulisong]

simple and clean still slaps actually

Thanks to people who should remain anonymous for their own safety I have KH 1-3 on my steam deck! I'm having a full body flashback to staring at the screen 20 years ago like "hey did Disney even know what was going on or do they just pay attention to their stuff because what the FUCK is with this gay ass child??????"

I hesitate to say you really FORGET how gay Riku is from the opening animation but my god that kid is pathetic. My baby I missed u.

[lazulisong]

"Riku's changed" YEAH GIRL HE JUST REALIZED HE HAS PANTS FEELINGS FOR HIS BESTIE GIVE HIM A SPACE

[lazulisong]

Jumping ahead but I forgot Axel uses chakrams and do you mean to tell me I've been maining the same job as gods least favorite clown. He can't sit with us. I refuse to admit that he's Aiming class.

[lazulisong]

FUCK THIS CAMERA

[lazulisong]

Don't think I won't fucking end you goofy

[lazulisong]

It turns out the steam edition just automatically unlocks all the cinematics for KH1 including the secret one (god that's such a hot mess I love it as much as ever) so for the sake of my own sanity I'm gonna go watch the movies and not live through Atlantis again

(Also please buy me a drink)

[lazulisong]

Okay you know what? I think Maleficent is genuinely fond of Riku, not like in a normal way I mean but in a "I see myself in you" sort of way. They're the same kind of people and she's going to make him worse so he doesn't have to suffer hope. He's one of the very few people she thinks might be real.

Riku is correct that if the creepy lady says you're like a son to her you should immediately take three big steps back and call the cops but I honestly think if Maleficent had a choice she would raise Riku to be her successor.

[lazulisong]

Started re:CoM and oh my gld the flashbacks??

went looking for fic and not to be On Brand but nobody wrote omegaverse like my vision :(

"so you're gonna write it?" "are u buying me snax"

[long holler about how the menu system at work is like "blackened turkey burgers" and Meg is like "so the president may be into like crimes against humanity but EYE am not giving people puréed turkey and bread fuck you"]

"this is a totally normal thing to do for a friend," says Riku, before he does something so gay it warps reality into a rainbow shape

6.

[lazulisong]

simple and clean still slaps actually

Thanks to people who should remain anonymous for their own safety I have KH 1-3 on my steam deck! I'm having a full body flashback to staring at the screen 20 years ago like "hey did Disney even know what was going on or do they just pay attention to their stuff because what the FUCK is with this gay ass child??????"

I hesitate to say you really FORGET how gay Riku is from the opening animation but my god that kid is pathetic. My baby I missed u.

[lazulisong]

"Riku's changed" YEAH GIRL HE JUST REALIZED HE HAS PANTS FEELINGS FOR HIS BESTIE GIVE HIM A SPACE

[lazulisong]

Jumping ahead but I forgot Axel uses chakrams and do you mean to tell me I've been maining the same job as gods least favorite clown. He can't sit with us. I refuse to admit that he's Aiming class.

[lazulisong]

FUCK THIS CAMERA

[lazulisong]

Don't think I won't fucking end you goofy

[lazulisong]

It turns out the steam edition just automatically unlocks all the cinematics for KH1 including the secret one (god that's such a hot mess I love it as much as ever) so for the sake of my own sanity I'm gonna go watch the movies and not live through Atlantis again

(Also please buy me a drink)

[lazulisong]

Okay you know what? I think Maleficent is genuinely fond of Riku, not like in a normal way I mean but in a "I see myself in you" sort of way. They're the same kind of people and she's going to make him worse so he doesn't have to suffer hope. He's one of the very few people she thinks might be real.

Riku is correct that if the creepy lady says you're like a son to her you should immediately take three big steps back and call the cops but I honestly think if Maleficent had a choice she would raise Riku to be her successor.

[lazulisong]

simple and clean still slaps actually

Thanks to people who should remain anonymous for their own safety I have KH 1-3 on my steam deck! I'm having a full body flashback to staring at the screen 20 years ago like "hey did Disney even know what was going on or do they just pay attention to their stuff because what the FUCK is with this gay ass child??????"

I hesitate to say you really FORGET how gay Riku is from the opening animation but my god that kid is pathetic. My baby I missed u.

[lazulisong]

"Riku's changed" YEAH GIRL HE JUST REALIZED HE HAS PANTS FEELINGS FOR HIS BESTIE GIVE HIM A SPACE

[lazulisong]

Jumping ahead but I forgot Axel uses chakrams and do you mean to tell me I've been maining the same job as gods least favorite clown. He can't sit with us. I refuse to admit that he's Aiming class.

[lazulisong]

FUCK THIS CAMERA

[lazulisong]

Don't think I won't fucking end you goofy

[lazulisong]

It turns out the steam edition just automatically unlocks all the cinematics for KH1 including the secret one (god that's such a hot mess I love it as much as ever) so for the sake of my own sanity I'm gonna go watch the movies and not live through Atlantis again

(Also please buy me a drink)

[lazulisong]

simple and clean still slaps actually

Thanks to people who should remain anonymous for their own safety I have KH 1-3 on my steam deck! I'm having a full body flashback to staring at the screen 20 years ago like "hey did Disney even know what was going on or do they just pay attention to their stuff because what the FUCK is with this gay ass child??????"

I hesitate to say you really FORGET how gay Riku is from the opening animation but my god that kid is pathetic. My baby I missed u.

[lazulisong]

"Riku's changed" YEAH GIRL HE JUST REALIZED HE HAS PANTS FEELINGS FOR HIS BESTIE GIVE HIM A SPACE

[lazulisong]

Jumping ahead but I forgot Axel uses chakrams and do you mean to tell me I've been maining the same job as gods least favorite clown. He can't sit with us. I refuse to admit that he's Aiming class.

[lazulisong]

FUCK THIS CAMERA

[lazulisong]

Don't think I won't fucking end you goofy

[lazulisong]

simple and clean still slaps actually

Thanks to people who should remain anonymous for their own safety I have KH 1-3 on my steam deck! I'm having a full body flashback to staring at the screen 20 years ago like "hey did Disney even know what was going on or do they just pay attention to their stuff because what the FUCK is with this gay ass child??????"

I hesitate to say you really FORGET how gay Riku is from the opening animation but my god that kid is pathetic. My baby I missed u.

[lazulisong]

"Riku's changed" YEAH GIRL HE JUST REALIZED HE HAS PANTS FEELINGS FOR HIS BESTIE GIVE HIM A SPACE

[lazulisong]

Jumping ahead but I forgot Axel uses chakrams and do you mean to tell me I've been maining the same job as gods least favorite clown. He can't sit with us. I refuse to admit that he's Aiming class.

[lazulisong]

FUCK THIS CAMERA

[lazulisong]

simple and clean still slaps actually

Thanks to people who should remain anonymous for their own safety I have KH 1-3 on my steam deck! I'm having a full body flashback to staring at the screen 20 years ago like "hey did Disney even know what was going on or do they just pay attention to their stuff because what the FUCK is with this gay ass child??????"

I hesitate to say you really FORGET how gay Riku is from the opening animation but my god that kid is pathetic. My baby I missed u.

[lazulisong]

"Riku's changed" YEAH GIRL HE JUST REALIZED HE HAS PANTS FEELINGS FOR HIS BESTIE GIVE HIM A SPACE

[lazulisong]

Jumping ahead but I forgot Axel uses chakrams and do you mean to tell me I've been maining the same job as gods least favorite clown. He can't sit with us. I refuse to admit that he's Aiming class.

[lazulisong]

simple and clean still slaps actually

Thanks to people who should remain anonymous for their own safety I have KH 1-3 on my steam deck! I'm having a full body flashback to staring at the screen 20 years ago like "hey did Disney even know what was going on or do they just pay attention to their stuff because what the FUCK is with this gay ass child??????"

I hesitate to say you really FORGET how gay Riku is from the opening animation but my god that kid is pathetic. My baby I missed u.

[lazulisong]

"Riku's changed" YEAH GIRL HE JUST REALIZED HE HAS PANTS FEELINGS FOR HIS BESTIE GIVE HIM A SPACE