L a z y x A s t r o l o g y

[digitised-celluloid]

School Daze. Dir. Spike Lee. 1988.

[hoeneststars]

chrissyteigen: cancer, leo, libra, scorpio, capricorn, aquarius kimkardashian: aries, taurus, gemini, virgo, sagittarius, pisces

[lovingofficial]

Why are Sagittarius men... like... that?

[lovingofficial]

Hahahaha.... I done fucked up

[lovingofficial]

Things are on track y’all 🤓

[rose-ivy]

Mirror mirror on the wall...

[cowboysuggest]

trying to figure out if a person in your class is gay or just an aquarius

[lazyastrology]

Aquarius, LEO, libra, cancer and Virgo getting their way: //requested//

[lazyastrology]

best signs for BFFs for a LEO &&& compatibility??? 👀 p.s. I already have a BFFTLAD Sagittarius.

For a Leo; Gemini, Aries, Sagittarius (u know that already), Aquarius and Virgo have the best jokes u will only understand ;)

[lazyastrology]

All the Sagittariuses and Geminis I've encountered in my life have all been backstabbing lying bitches. Guess my sign ;)

Everyone hates geminis right? Hahah but i would have guessed pisces but it was taurus My second guess, i stalker ur blog before this thats why ;))

[lazyastrology]

Would a Gemini(f) and Leo(m) be a good match?

Yeah, they are compatible! Quite a good pair actually, you will bring the best in each other and sometimes argue over nothing just because it's a Gemini and a Leo in a relationship Duhh it's expected but it's a pretty good match!🔥

[lazyastrology]

AN APOLOGY FOR BEING INACTIVE

Guys im so so sorry for being inactive, but im done with being a sophomore, and I'm going to be a junior guys and then senior and then graduate Yas bitch! But yeah I have a lot as in 500+ requests so im going to answer, and yeah sorry!!

[lazyastrology]

The "don't fuck with me, I would cut a bitch" squad

Aries, Scorpio, Virgo, Gemini, Sagittarius, Libra, Taurus, Leo.

[lazyastrology]

Add cancer in this ! Those bitches would cut a bitch! 💁

[lazyastrology]

The 'Oh you called me a bitch? I'll show you a bitch' squad.

Gemini, Leo, Aries, Aquarius, Scorpio, Virgo, Libra

[lazyastrology]

Mean Stereotypical of the signs

Aries: The angry bitch, the boss and want to fight everyone.

Taurus: Lazy ass motherfucker, eats everything all the time.

Gemini: The lying two faced bitch, can’t stop talking , ain’t a loyal bitch.

Cancer: the crying motherfucking baby, dramatic and the mom.

Leo: the self centered bitch, always want to be the leader and can’t stop looking in the mirror because they are to damn hot.

Virgo: the perfectionist little bitch, they act like they are perfect little fucks.

Libra: the little bitch that always want to please everyone, so fucking judgmental too.

Scorpio: Too fucking sexual pervert, literally can’t stop thinking about sex.

Sagittarius: Fucking bitch who can’t commit to someone, and they think they are so fucking funny.

Capricorn: heartless motherfuckers, gold-diggers can’t stop thinking about money.

Aquarius: Weird as fuck, hipster, too emotionally detached.

Pisces: Where tf do they think they live? In narnia? Always in a different dimension, like bitch do you see Peter Pan ?

[lazyastrology]

The ‘oh darling, my middle name is karma, bitch’ squad

Aries, Leo, Gemini, Scorpio, Libra, Aquarius

[lazyastrology]

The "Fangirl to the next level" squad

Virgo, Leo, GEMINI, CANCER, Scorpio, Capricorn, Taurus

[lazyastrology]

How about two cancers in a relationship?

Same signs work, it's just better if you have another compatible sign 👌

[lazyastrology]

I'm a girl, gemini, and my crush is a leo... This is good, isn't it? 😱

Lol yeah... 👌 go for it