Lazy Wizard

Cortney,19,Australia. I mostly just post a bunch of shit with no actual theme. Insta.:LazyBanshee

[mcavoy]

X-Men + iPhone texts (7/?)

[greggaraki]

when an ugly boy is trying to project an idealized version of you that he made up in his head as your “true self” that he thinks he can help bring out in you and you’re not having it

[grillwave]

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

*takes wedding photos with a Nintendo DSi*

[jigglypuffsvevo]

[merlinlightwood]

Merthur OTP meme

(¼) Quotes >> I am happy to be your servant till the day I die

[anshelinasholie]

i hate small talk. tell me how deep your butthole is

[jellyclaws]

[stability]

linda is me 

[cacnea]

[penis-hilton]

he didn’t have to come for her wig like this

[cuntanadien]

Max rn:

[equalistmako]

every time i listen to “you’re a mean one mr. grinch” i can’t help but sit there and think “what did the grinch do to hurt you?” because dude just stands there for 2 minutes and 58 seconds and drags the grinch into the dirt

[damianmcgintleman]

he stole christmas, kayla! stop with your #notallgrinches propaganda!

[equalistmako]

you know what if someone told me i was a three-decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce i’d probably be bitter enough to steal christmas too 

[foxanddana]

[humbaba420]

IDC IF SCOOBY DOO (2002) HAS 30% ON ROTTEN TOMATOES IT WILL ALWAYS HAVE 100% IN MY HEART

[stability]

i love the belchers

[dundermifflingifs]

[josephwebb]

[5oil]