vessel is over 18 years of age

[laterkiss]

i should've locked in when i was thirteen

[bigfatbreak]

Villain Tom is so goddamned handsome.

*distant buzzer* nathalie has a type

[bigfatbreak]

its 3 am

[fala-alfredo-pasta]

born to be a retired actor, contractually obligated to return to your breakout early 2010s role 😔

[bigfatbreak]

*shakes my bag of angst like cat treats* who wants a VERY self indulgent au because its Lukanette flavored and I threw chekov's gun at someone's head

au where Marinette is outed about lying to her friends and Adrien about Hawkmoth/Gabriel/literally all of that, and in a fit of grief and rage, Chat Noir tries to destroy his own memories - his friends interfere, with many of them getting hurt, and Marinette accidentally ends up taking the blow.

Luka takes the chance to snatch up the one that got away. It's fine. Marinette is happier this way, and he makes a better Ladybug. (...right?)

[smallpwbbles]

I love that Pomni just reads people and tells them about themselves, she’s the third crash out in this series

[h3avylove-deactivated20150526]

becoming an adult cheat sheet!

learn to coupon

what to do when you can’t afford therapy

cleaning your bathroom

what to do when you can’t pay your bills

stress management

quick fix meals

find out if you’re paying too much for your cell phone bill

resume workshop

organize your closet

how to take care of yourself when you’re sick

what you should bring to a doctor’s appointment

what’s a mortgage?

how to pick a health insurance plan

hotlines list

your first gynecology appointment

what to do if the cops pull you over

things to have in your car in case of emergency

my moving out masterpost

how to make friends as an adult (video)

how to do taxes (video)

recommended reads for surviving adulthood (video)

change a flat tire (video)

how to do laundry (video)

opening a bank account (video)

laundry cheat sheet

recipes masterpost

tricks to help you sleep more

what the fuck should you make for dinner?

where should you go for drinks?

alcohol: know your limits

easy makeup tips

find seat maps for your flight

self-defense tips

prevent hangovers

workout masterpost

how to write a check

career builder

browse careers

birth control information

financial management software & app (free)

my mental health masterpost

my college applications masterpost

how to jumpstart a car

sex ed masterpost

[bigfatbreak]

Speak of the Devil

part nineteen previous / next

[dinguswingus]

The SDN New Year’s party went off with a bang

[bigfatbreak]

google how do I turn off my divine sage eyes

[bigfatbreak]

I love the feralnette/ K-pop demon hunters crossover comic you drew omg. It really makes me wonder what rumi must look like from Marinettes perspective

she looks like a babe. unlike the saja boys

[color-palettes]

Heaven help me, I didn’t see the devil in your eyes - Submitted by: fastman27

#0E1516 #16142B #2D0C3A #4F1038 #8F0120

[ozempicofficial]

[obesecamels]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

more vampires with multigenerational adopted human offspring. they wake up, get the tykes ready for pre-school, beg their preteen not to get caught on their phone in class again (caught being the emphasis, they're a realist), venmo their college kid for "textbook money" (as if they don't teach all their kids how to pirate that shit), have a lunch meeting with their 49-year-old-realtor-kid to discuss the possibility of quietly buying another local warehouse that would absolutely not be used for tax evasion/illegal artifact storage purposes, then spend the afternoon in a bloodthirsty mahjong battle at their eldest kid's (82) snazzy new retirement community

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

and then after everyone's bedtime they eat people or whatever

[bbnotumbl]

[bigfatbreak]

google how do I turn off my divine sage eyes

[bigfatbreak]

I love the feralnette/ K-pop demon hunters crossover comic you drew omg. It really makes me wonder what rumi must look like from Marinettes perspective

she looks like a babe. unlike the saja boys