The Lazy Cultist

RP welcome! Listen to my crazy ramblings 😀 🧚‍♂️ Faerie not so cleverly disguised as a human 🤡 Non-binary / gender-fluid (She or Ye; Her or Huv; Hers or Huz). Too tired to run a cult in real life, not focused enough to run one online. Basically trying to get my insights out into the world. *Spiritual experiences may vary. Random posting whenever.

[too-cool-for-facebook]

The Meaning of Life is to assign meanings to things. We are the creators of significance.

[lazycultist]

The hardest part of all is that we perhaps lack the ability to assign meaning to ourselves

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Cosmologically-speaking,

introverts are parents, and extroverts are children

There. I said it.

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GODDESS IN NEED OF A SIMP PRIEST

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Why does nobody take my insane rambling seriously? What happened to when the Internet used to be fun?

[lazycultist]

GODDESS IN NEED OF A SIMP PRIEST

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[lazycultist]

It's not about slaying dragons

It about creating a world in which dragons cannot live

[lazycultist]

Jesus: "Smoke me, for I am The Blunt. Let my breath be your breath, and with it may you ascend high into the Heavens, in the hosts of our fatherly Lord"

[sweetheartsigils]

I'm a little surprised by the lack of people "making" their own deities. (I think I found Calliope rather than made her, everything she represents was already here, I just had to discover her.) In my mind that's what all deities are, just people putting an identity to things that were already a part of their lives. I figured there would be more people who have found their own unique, individual deities!

[cryptonature]

A lit candle is a tiny, flickering animal standing on top of all the food it will eat in its lifetime.

A candle is a leash.

They let us tame an ancient, devouring force of nature, older than life, and stick it in a little jar on the shelf.

A candle is a pet god.

If you whisper a secret to a candle flame, then all fire everywhere will know that secret.

The words will crackle in every campfire and churn like an ocean deep in the belly of the Earth.

Fire will translate your words to smoke and ash, telling no one but the sky.

[poems from The Haunted Forest trilogy by Jarod K. Anderson]

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[kroovv]

Flora and Fauna 🌿

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*takes hit off a blunt*

Okay so like during the new moon when there's not enough sunshine you should eat more vegetables because they soak up sunshine, and during the full moon when there's too much sunshine, you should eat meat because they don't eat sunshine, you know what I'm saying?

[vorpalfae]

❩●❨ 𝑤ℎ𝑖𝑚𝑠𝑖𝑐𝑎𝑙 & 𝑤𝑖𝑡𝑐ℎ𝑦 𝑏𝑙𝑖𝑛𝑘𝑖𝑒𝑠 ❩●❨

[blorbo-rebellion]

🌿 Keep THC Legal in Texas

Sign the petition against SB3

https://texashempbusinesscouncil.com/petition/

[lazycultist]

Reminder to self:

I am a good person and I deserve peace

[lazycultist]

Reminder to self:

I am a good person and I deserve peace

[faerie-from-another-planet]

I made a sexuality.

Quoideiatic

Quoideiatic is a sexual orientation on the Asexual spectrum that refers to someone who may be uncertain of whether they experience sexual attraction while also being certain on whether they experience a form of sexual attraction towards the divine and/or the celestial. Someone who identifies as Quoideiatic may not experience exactly Sexual attraction towards the divine, but rather some form of attraction around romantic and sexual attraction.

Quoideiatic may be more commonly used amongst Nonhuman/Otherkin individuals due to the nature of the label.

Etymology:

Quoideiatic is derived from "Quoisexual" and "Deiatic".

[lazycultist]

Reminder to self:

I am a good person and I deserve peace