Lazy McSloth

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Spider-Man 2 (2004) dir. Sam Raimi

[vampiregirlestrogen]

world's brainfoggiest girl trying her absolute hardest to complete a simple task

[nando161mando]

[frontmansdefender]

big fan of this genre of signs

[juggernautglitch]

[danielsarmand]

Malcolm in the Middle 2.01 Traffic Jam

[what-even-is-thiss]

“Cats don’t actually love you”

A cat is a small creature in the middle of the food chain that is fully aware that you are a very large thing that could stomp its head in at any moment and yet it chooses to rest its tiny little head on your leg for a nap and spreads out on the floor near you exposing its belly and its most sensitive organs. It brings dead mice and bugs to you to share food.

Don’t you get it? This tiny thing trusts you. It wants to help you too. It licks your leg thinking that it’s helping. It kneads on you to find comfort. It shares its body warmth with you in the cold and gives you your space in the heat. It hisses at other mammals it sees outside including other cats in an effort to protect its family.

Cats love you so so much. But they will keep trying to eat plastic.

[what-even-is-thiss]

“Cats don’t actually love you”

A cat is a small creature in the middle of the food chain that is fully aware that you are a very large thing that could stomp its head in at any moment and yet it chooses to rest its tiny little head on your leg for a nap and spreads out on the floor near you exposing its belly and its most sensitive organs. It brings dead mice and bugs to you to share food.

Don’t you get it? This tiny thing trusts you. It wants to help you too. It licks your leg thinking that it’s helping. It kneads on you to find comfort. It shares its body warmth with you in the cold and gives you your space in the heat. It hisses at other mammals it sees outside including other cats in an effort to protect its family.

Cats love you so so much. But they will keep trying to eat plastic.

[romcommunist]

self discipline is so hard like. i know the sucker who's in charge...a pushover who hates authority and loves hedonism

[beastliness]

hate it when the people who I love are suffering due to circumstances beyond my control 👎 there should be a sea monster that I can slay to fix the problem

[beastliness]

nobody ever gets locked in a tower or chained to a rock at sea anymore - it's always some shit like chronic illness or ptsd related depression

[tvandfilm]

Porco Rosso (1992) dir. Hayao Miyazaki

[bobyphilip220]

Bear sploots

[kaalbela]

Dhaka, Bangladesh.

Ashraful Arefin

[adobephotoslop]

[sandmandaddy69]

[mortalityplays]

vegans making honey a bee labour issue is the funniest thing imaginable because like, you picked the one animal that has already unionised

[funnytwittertweets]

[pokemons-after-the-vaccine]

Pokemons can be thicc tho…

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[lolly-pop456]

Why do I want one >.>

[monochromaticvisions]

Wow, these are amazing.

[demons-pubis]

@sexyt-rexythethird

[xmascutealpaca]

This is the stuff I’m alive for

[t-emma]

lmao i will never regret this purchase

[missflufffanfics]

this is so stupid it’s beautiful