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i’m like a clown that no one hired or pays
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There's a woman on Tiktok who runs a cooking channel, but it's all "I'll cook for your man if you don't", "Your man wants me because I cook better", ect. So you'd think these dudes would love her, right?
They don't. Weirdly, the comments from dudes are really shitty. Telling her whatever she cooked isn't good enough, telling her to cook more next time, tactless criticism "Meh, more meat next time. Easy on the cheese. And get my beer."
It really shows that trying to cater to men only makes them lose all respect for you. They see tradwives and submissive women as defeated things, conquered enemies to be mocked and degraded.
Those women will never receive a thank you, and the men will instantly drop all fake decency and speak in the most demanding way, barking orders happily.
Tradwives actually do us all a favor by making men drop the mask, and revealing how nasty and cruel they turn towards women who serve them and please them.
Vlada Roslyakova for Dior FW 2009
"You Don't Bring Me Flowers Anymore," 54" by 54" quilt by Robyn Gragg of Lee's Summit, MO
The artist's description of the piece:
In the language of flowers, many species relate to grief, sorrow, and remembrance. My husband enjoyed surprising me with fresh flowers, but he has gone to Glory and I am lost in my grief.
Hand pieced, machine appliqued, longarm machine quilted, original design.
i need to cut my hair i need to evolve i need to see a good thing when it’s in front of me i need to be respectful i need to listen i need to respond i need to move on
my high horse is actually awesome and fast like the wind
I think incels/andrew tate types just don't think about the logistics of their claims
They want a woman who
- cooks and cleans
- isn't a gold digger
- doesn't care about looks
But then they never ask: how do you impress a woman like that?
She's not a gold digger, so your money won't impress her. She doesn't care about looks, so you can't impress her with that either. And if you don't want to cook or clean, or she can do that herself, then you're not gonna wow her there either.
Genuinely: what do you do that would appeal to her?
They spend so long fantasizing about the idea of a perfect woman who does everything and asks for nothing, that they never pause to think how they'll possibly impress a woman like that.
severe misread of their strategy
andrew tate types arent trying to impress women theyre trying to impress each other with status
women are commodities that they explicitly claim they will take by force. they literally sell courses on pimping girls out. theres no point in impressing a woman you fully and explicitly intend to rape into submission i feel like that much should be self evident.
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For thousands of years humanity has selectively bred chickens to have larger breasts and to have to lay eggs constantly. We did it to get more meat and per chicken, but from the perspective of the domesticated chickens they’re sorta living in a very specific fetish scenario
Ralph Goings May 9, 1928 – September 4, 2016
Everything I paint is something I want to see painted — ordinary, everyday things and places. I guess I have a rather romantic fascination with diners and cafes and the people who eat and work in them… the truck series came first … as seen near fast food eateries; then viewed through windows of cafes, inside looking out. Once inside, my attention switched to the eatery interiors and the people inside; then finally, I began to concentrate on the countertop arrangements of condiments and food. My fascination with the condiment containers lies in the way light plays on them.
Why photorealism?
If the painting and the photograph were placed side by side one can readily see (I would hope) that, though they both depict the same slice of reality, they are not the same. I guess I might compare it, in my case, to the difference between a musical manuscript (a work of art) and the performance (also a work of art). Perhaps what I’m doing is making one work of art in order to make another. Sounds pretty lofty and highfalutin doesn’t it?
Really Real Photorealism
let's reintroduce "rude" to the lexicon no that person is not evil or morally bankrupt or even your enemy they're just being rude
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Kevin
what people dont get about divorces is the Whole Thing About Dogs
i have written custody plans for labrador retrievers more complex than i have for children. i went to four years of undergrad, three years of law school, and sat for the bar exam to write up custody exchange provisions for dogs with hyphonated last names
my clients are paying $295 an hour for me to go to court and litigate who makes veterinary decisions for Chuckles the Goldfish and theres literally nothing i can do to stop them
framing these tags and hanging them up in my office to remind me that it can always be worse