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[tastefullyoffensive]

Shadow Doodles by Vincent Bal Related: Everyday Objects Blended With Simple Sketches

[bronzyglow]

believing in soulmates/astrology/ghosts/aliens/true love etc makes life interesting and fun

[gacjournal-deactivated20170730]

YES SOMEONE SAID IT

[tempy1040304-deactivated2017101]

The best part of ‘me, an intellectual’ is that the grammatically correct pronoun would be ‘I’.

[ihamtmus]

you: me, an intellectual

me, an intellectual: I, an intellectual

[wormofmouth]

hi where the fuck do you think that fragment is getting nominative case. listen to me. subjects of transitive verbs in nom-acc languages get nominative case by agreeing with a tense node. are you listening. fragments are accusative in english because that’s the default case when there’s no case-assigning node. meet me in the pit behind the denny’s and i will explain this to you. bring a whiteboard

[orcshaming]

you: The best part of ‘me, an intellectual’ is that the grammatically correct pronoun would be ‘I’.

kirby, a linguist: meet me in the pit behind the denny’s and i will explain this to you. bring a whiteboard

[catsbeaversandducks]

By Karen Zack (@teenybiscuit)

[chescaleigh]

I love this meme so much. It’s just missing my favorite 

[wong-bater-deactivated20170812]

@eveillee THE ULTIMATE TEST!!!!!!!

[karolinepietrowski]

[captfuzzybuns-deactivated202004]

Snaccidents happens.

[monkeysaysficus]

“By mistake” my ass, I know what I’m about

[oneofthosecrazycatladies]

[blackotaku97]

I’M FUCKING CHOKING

[scientificphilosopher]

When a snake has an existential crisis

via: AsapSCIENCE

[lazypirate]

How you know the level of communication in your #marriage is on point #happywifehappylife #chipmonster #openbagisanemptybag

[lazypirate]

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When your wife demands a milkshake on her way home from the bar, she has to come home and drink it to the milkshake song @jrl33 #marriedlife #happywifehappylife #milkshake #therearenoboysintheyard

[lazypirate]

#sunshine #snooze #snailman

[lazypirate]

Two clowns waiting for munchkins #dunkindonuts #mirrorpups #rescuedogs #franimal

[lazypirate]

Maybe she's born with it @jrl33 @kdeshaies #iwhipmyhairbackandforth

[lazypirate]

Darts are hard @kdeshaies @jrl33 #darts #foxywife

[lazypirate]

@jrl33 gracefully saves a misstep in slow-mo

[lazypirate]

When your non-nerdy fiancé randomly texts you about Buffy and you realize she went to geek trivia with other friends #buffy #geek #nonnerdwife #leftout