anus georg

IM A GROWN PERSON. IM A BIG ADULT. I CAN DO THIS.

[kitschyfemme]

having collaborative ocs with friends will have you saying shit like "what if scimble was bumpus wouldnt that be funny" and then like two weeks later its one of the most important pieces of lore you have

[totallynotgayforyou]

[furryprovocateur]

they should allow you to report posts for being gauche or passé

[girlswater]

[beemovieerotica]

most beautiful instagram account

[eliluminado7]

[hangsawoman]

therapist: and what do we say when we feel like this?

me: no live organism can continue to exist sanely under conditions of absolute reality

therapist: no

[parkchanwoohoo]

[epicsause-official]

on sharing one's opinons

[paverics]

“my father is a boy and my mother is a girl so i’m mixed” is the funniest possible response to someone asking your gender and it came from 6’5 Viking footballer and notable weird little guy Erling Haaland on a Snapchat

[paverics]

comedians can only dream of writing something this funny

[librarycards]

i think fat girls should walk around in crop tops booty shorts buzzcuts dyed hair piercings no bra killing and maiming all who stand in their way with weapons before sitting down for some yummy ice cream and so forth. it's the only way.

[oneheadtoanother]

[dogpuppy]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

i hope its macaroni art

[nemaesys]

She really did

[insomniac-arrest]

unlimited summer fun (2026 edition)

[bonivers]

going on a guilt trip do yall want anything

[secondbeatsongs]

if you really cared about me you wouldn't have to ask

[ca314159bara]

if you're having trouble sleeping the best you can do is put a bright object close to your face and look at it for at least 30 minutes. if that doesn't work you can close your eyes but make sure to think really hard about a bunch of bullshit