âAlright, Point Break, I gotta ask,â Tony started, crossing his arms as he leaned against the kitchen counter. âYou and Spidey. Are youâŚ?â He gestured vaguely between Thor and Peter, his eyebrows raised expectantly. Thorâs blue eyes sparkled with mischief. âAre we⌠what?â he teased, his arm tightening around Peterâs shoulders. Peterâs face flushed a deep red. âOh noâŚâ he mumbled, hiding his face against Thorâs side. Natasha smirked, sipping her coffee as she watched the scene unfold. Steve and Bucky sat on the couch, pretending to watch the TV but very clearly listening in. Tony rolled his eyes. âYou know what I mean! Are you two dating?â Thor looked down at Peter, his expression softening. âDating? No.â Tony blinked. âOh.â âWeâre engaged,â Thor added nonchalantly, as if he were merely commenting on the weather. The room went silent. Natashaâs cup paused mid-air. Steve choked on his drink, Bucky slapped his back, and Tonyâs jaw hit the floor. Peter looked up, panic flashing across his face. âThor!â âWhat? They were bound to find out eventually,â Thor grinned, leaning down to kiss Peterâs forehead. âNo need to hide it, my love.â Tony sputtered. âEngaged?! Since when?!â âOh, a few weeks ago. On the peak of Mount Fjorgyn, during the celestial dance of the northern lights,â Thor said dreamily. âI vowed my love beneath the stars, promising to cherish and protect him for eternity.â Peter looked down, his face as red as his suit. âHe⌠he even got on one kneeâŚâ Natashaâs eyes widened. âWow. Thatâs⌠romantic.â Thorâs face brightened. âOh, indeed! And then we were blessed by the spirits of Asgardian ancestorsââ âOkay, stop!â Tony interrupted, holding up his hands. âI canât take this level of romance. Itâs sickeningly cute.â Bucky laughed. âNever thought Iâd see the day Tony Stark was defeated by love.â âOh please,â Tony scoffed. âYouâre one to talk, Mr. âI-gaze-longingly-at-Steve-when-heâs-not-looking.ââ Steveâs face went bright red. âIâ what?!â âAnd donât even get me started on you, Stark,â Natasha smirked, setting her cup down. âYou and Banner arenât exactly subtle.â Tonyâs eyes widened. âWe are notââ âOh please,â Bucky cut in. âI literally caught you two making out in the lab last week.â Tony turned beet red. âThat wasâ we were justââ âYou owe me twenty bucks, Steve,â Natasha said, holding her hand out. Steve grumbled, pulling a bill from his pocket. Peter laughed, the tension easing from his shoulders. âGuess weâre not the only secret couple around here.â Thor beamed proudly. âIndeed! Love is to be celebrated, not hidden.â He looked at Tony. âPerhaps you could learn a thing or two from us, Man of Iron.â Tony groaned. âYeah, yeah. Rub it in, why donât you?â Thor looked thoughtful. âWould you like to hear about the poem I wrote for Peter on the night of our engagement?â âNO!â came the collective shout from the room. Thor just laughed, pulling Peter closer. âAh, mortals. So easily flustered.â Peter leaned against Thor, his eyes sparkling with adoration. âYouâre ridiculous.â âAnd you love me for it.â Peter smiled. âYeah. I really do.â