I can't help myself

elliot ☆ they/them ☆ trying my best ☆ ask me about my prophetic dreams

[sicknastyjr]

Your 20s are not about getting your life together they're about learning to escape the self imposed torture labyrinth you've built inside your own head

[d0gg-rr4tt3zz]

when we both get home from the party crossfaded as hell and my girl wants it NOW

[oasisbreakup]

[despazito]

[lcarus-rising]

Sometimes life is about spending 300 dollars on dinner and eating too much and having a tummy ache and coming out of the hotel shower and your boyfriend is already under the covers (he's a sleepy drunk) and for a second you just watch him resting and think to yourself how his sweet face looks like angel sent from heaven just for you

[probable-autist]

[fauxtasm]

they should invent a term for shipping were I don't think they should be in a romantic relationship however I believe they are each others parasite and separating them is not an option

[lyinginbedmon]

Platonic mutual co-dependency.

[entrailer]

sometimes you invent mind prisons for yourself for no good reason and youre like "i really like being in the mind prison" even though you dont actually like being in the mind prison

[vaporevon]

you’re jerking off and suddenly my leitmotif starts playing

[gazeldhazel]

when you put your penis inside her and then move back and forth 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[bimmyjimmy]

Digging through the files for baby bimmy videos…. He was so skrunkly

[jimmyhoffathecat]

Used bapkin

[lcarus-rising]

Have to sleep by myself after sleeping w my boyfriend all week... fucked up....

[sanitymakesposts]

All my haters become lactaters when they suckle at the teat of success

[sanitymakesposts]

All my haters become fellators when presented with the cock of victory

[sanitymakesposts]

All my followers become judgemental when confronting my posts of internet

[pollen]

Mairead Small Staid, from "An Improvement in Stairs"

[trupowieszcz-moved-deactivated2]

r/scrungycats is fucking amazing

[fruityfinch]

This one is my favourite. It’s subtle. It’s contemplative. This cat has so much to consider

[kholexcx]

[pukicho]

pushing thirty by the way

We're all aging up at the exact same rate. It matters not. A rock will outlive us both.