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𝒾𝓉𝓈𝓍𝓅𝑒𝓇𝓇𝒾𝑒𝓍.

‘yes. being in one place for longer than just a day or two is fuckin’ fabulous. but so is sleeping in my own bed, you’re right on that one. im thrilled that i dont have to sleep in a bunk on a bus for a while. i don’t know if they do either, but i feel like some people must, otherwise those hotlines wouldn’t exist right? you’ve got a few secrets there, Tommo? stay far away from the psychics, just in case!’

“ i wouldn’t say i’ve got that many secrets now, love. though what’s the harm in a secret or two anyways ? people know far too damn much ‘bout me as it is. ”

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𝒷𝓊𝓉𝑒𝓇𝒶𝒾𝓈𝓂𝓈.

“we’re a pathetic bunch.”

“ wouldn’t go t’ say pathetic n’ all that. just . . . clumsy perhaps. ”

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𝒸𝒶𝓂𝓅𝒷𝒸𝓁𝓁𝓈.

        ❝ raisin’s  are  nasty  little  things,  so  i’ll  have  to  agree  with  you  on  that  one.  well,  no  birthday  celebrations  for  me  just  yet,  but  i  did  have  a  lovely  christmas,  so  that  counts  i  suppose  !!   ❞

    ❝ it just genuinely shocks me t’ know people actually enjoy raisins. like you lot must be lost in the taste game if raisins are somethin’ anyone enjoys t’ eat. happy t’ hear yoiu had a lovely holiday though, love. saw plenty of your festive instagram stories. ❞

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𝒾𝓉𝓈𝓍𝓅𝑒𝓇𝓇𝒾𝑒𝓍.

Oh my time off, I’ve actually gotten a bit of time to watch tv. I watched the old fashioned way, with commercials and all, rather than Netflix. This made me realize how many ridiculous commercials there are out there. In the wee hours of the night they play loads of ads for physics that they want you to phone. Do people actually do this?! They must, I assume, if the psychic hotlines are still in business. But how crazy. What are they doing, reading your aura through the phone line? This brings me to my next question…what are your thoughts on psychics and things of that nature?

     “ ah well that’s always a plus then, innit ? bein’ able t’ relax is always a good thing, especially after havin’ such a busy fuckin’ schedule. the best part ‘bout it all is bein’ able t’ sleep in your own bed. though i don’t know if people actually do that ? you’d probably have t’ ask ‘round on that type of thing, love. i hope no one’s readin’ much of anythin’ personal of mine, that’d be a bit shit t’ be honest. ”

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𝒸𝒾𝓃𝒹𝓎𝓀𝓋𝓂𝒷𝑒𝓇𝓁𝓎𝓈.

    does anyone else get these like, horrible post-holiday blues? it usually starts when all the lights start getting taken down in the neighborhood and the tree has to be tossed out and there’s no more themed candy in the shops & it just makes me irrationally sad. but i’ve stocked up on said holiday-themed candy in hopes of surviving another week or so before it really sets in and work starts up again.

     “ yeah i know what you mean, love. i reckon everyone’s so hyped up ‘bout the holiday that we all seem t’ forget the sadness n’ whatnot that FOLLOW it. s’pretty sad y’know, like, i imagine there’s some sort of like . . . after christmas depression that’s a genuine disease or somethin’. ”

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𝓈𝓉𝓎𝓏𝓁𝒸𝓈.

        “ I logged onto Twitter this morning, only to find out that I’ve apparently started another accidental discourse among the fans over the fact that I didn’t tweet anything for Christmas. of course, that was because I was too busy actually celebrating the holiday with my family to tweet about it when it was happening. but apparently that also means that I’m ungrateful for the fans ? or that I was too busy shagging at least three separate models to find the time to make it to a phone ? or all of the above ? makes sense. anyway, I do hope everyone had a lovely Christmas. ”

“ reckon if it’s any consolation lad, i was pretty late wishin’ everyone a merry christmas. in me defense though, it was me birthday so. i at least have some sort of excuse, i guess. what a . . . dark series of events. i imagine you were just busy. that’s the same option. ”

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𝒸𝒶𝓂𝓅𝒷𝒸𝓁𝓁𝓈.

         ❝  that’s  a  strong  belief  there , tomlinson.  &  to  be  honest,  there  would  be  an  unfortunate  soul  out  there  who  would  choose  the  raisins.  well,  yeah.  but  everyone  kinda  knows  what  you’re  up   to work   wise  because   y’know,  it’s   on   the   radio   &   stuff  isn’t   it  ??   definite  typical.  hope  you  had  a  lovely  one,  though  !! ❞

     ❝ trust me i know it’s quite the massive ordeal there. but it’s very accurate, i can’t lie t’ you on that one. whoever chooses raisin over chocolate chip must genuinely be lost in life. yeah of course, it’s all over the radio so i can’t be happier ‘bout it. ah true, very true. yeah, yeah. i hope the same for you, babe ! ❞

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𝒷𝓊𝓉𝑒𝓇𝒶𝒾𝓈𝓂𝓈.

“the butera family is very clumsy, so that could definitely be it.”

“ seems like you lot desperately need t’ be wrapped in bubble wrap. ”

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𝒷𝓊𝓉𝑒𝓇𝒶𝒾𝓈𝓂𝓈.

“i’m a butera. all things are possible.”

“ i presume your last name is exactly why you keep breakin’ your wrist though, innit. ”

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𝒷𝓊𝓉𝑒𝓇𝒶𝒾𝓈𝓂𝓈.

“i break my ego at least forty times a day.”

“ m’genuinely very confused as t’ how that even ends up happenin’. ”

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𝓀𝑒𝓃𝓃-𝒿𝑒𝓃𝓃𝓃𝑒𝓇.

“Did you read this!” she said laughing, “Supposedly I am pregnant, but still drinking. Probably to abort the child.”

“ that’s super fucked up t’ be honest. media’s fucked. ”

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𝒷𝓊𝓉𝑒𝓇𝒶𝒾𝓈𝓂𝓈.

“fortunately, i didn’t break anything this time except my own ego.”

“ i know what you mean though, babe. i’ve broken me wrist quite a few times meself, which s’wild all considered. most people typically break THAT bone. your ego must be far from thrivin’ that’s for certain. ”

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𝒸𝒶𝓂𝓅𝒷𝒸𝓁𝓁𝓈.

          ❝  i  can  neither  agree,  or  disagree.  raisins  are  a  little  hit  or  miss.  but  why  go  for  dried  fruit  when  you  could  have  chocolate  chips,  y’know  ??  well,  i  meant  aside  from  work  but  that  sounds  fun,  huh  ??  at  least  you’re  not  thirty  yet  ??  but  happy  early  birthday  !!  hope  you  have  a  solid  time,  louis !!  ❞

        ❝ my point exactly ! if anyone is going to have the options between raisins and chocolate chips i reckon not one person would pick raisin. work isn’t that bad, innit. i like me job so it’s NOT SO MUCH like a job, i suppose. solid point, perhaps that’s a good thing yeah. thanks though, dani. i’m sure it’ll be like your typical birthday, as the usual. ❞

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𝒷𝓊𝓉𝑒𝓇𝒶𝒾𝓈𝓂𝓈.

“i’ve broken the same wrist four times, i’d be pretty lucky if i happened to break a different bone this time.”

“ ouch, that sounds really fuckin’ shit. that’s bad luck as far as the whole body aspects go. it’d be better t’ not break ANYTHIN’ honestly. ”

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𝒸𝒶𝓂𝓅𝒷𝒸𝓁𝓁𝓈.

       ❝  pft  far  from  being  the  worst  thing  ;  one  of  the  best  in-fact  !!  well,  what  are  you  up  to  ??  anything  interesting  ??  cleaner  ??  &  just  FAR  better.  there’s  no  competition.  except  if  you’re  making  a  gingerbread  house  i  suppose.  oh  right.  your  birthday.  that  popped  up  quickly.  got  any  plans  ??  ❞

         ❝ around this time of year, i can’t say i’d necessarily DISLIKE much about christmas cookies. except maybe the raisin ones, they’re not too great. i wish i could offer more than just not so much ?? got the song promo, album discussion, all that shit. so aside from that, not so much. yeah like, it came pretty quick n’ well twenty six doesn’t feel so good. good thing like, i don’t feel bloody older than such. ❞

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💌 — ❝ open.

taylor: i got this new holographic nail polish and i just want to paint EVERYTHING with it.

taylor: including my cats but i don't think that's safe

louis: holographic things look pretty cool, i can't lie. who doesn't want to pain everything with holo ?

louis: perhaps a holographic jumper or socks ?

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𝒸𝒶𝓂𝓅𝒷𝒸𝓁𝓁𝓈.

              ❝  i  dunno,  really.  but  i’m  literally  just  baking  cookies,  so  i  suppose  that’s  a  little  let  down  for  the  ones  expecting  some  drama  &  whatnot.  the  only  drama  in  my  household  is  if  the  cookies  should  be  crunchy  or  softer  !!  i  personally  lean  towards  soft,  but  lane  prefers  them  hard  as  a  damn  rock,  so  we  have  our  issues.  just  as  good  -  better,  even.  but  don’t  take  my  word  for  it,  i’ll  send  you  some  for  the  next  time  you’re  in  la.  they’ll  probably  be  stale  as  heck  by  then,  but  whatever.  it’s  the  thought  that  counts  !!  ❞

          ❝ cookies aren’t the worst thing, anyways. it’s certainly a lot cooler than what i’m up to for the mass majority. ah see i can’t go with lane on that one, no one likes a hard cookie. s’really wild. a softer cookie is just better, and well, a lot cleaner. ah what a lovely early birthday gift, i accept with grace. i prefer them not so stale but . . . y’know, take what you can get. ❞