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The only bad thing about Gem and Joel's team up is, well, they actually have the means and the skill and the luck to do it.
But, you know, if a team makes it to the end, there can only be one.
And we've seen that except... they aren't the type to give the win to the other, they worked too hard, too proud of their skills, and it would feel like a disservice to the other to try and hand it off.
They aren't the type to sling bloody punches at each other in a cactus ring, begging for apologies and singing their sorrows.
They aren't the type to promise an honored deal with crossed fingers only to turn and twist and laugh maniacally as they betray due to the desperation of time ticking inevitably away
They aren't the type to twist bitterly and finally end up together, one reaching only finally so they aren't alone for the other to throw it away in what they think is what is wanted
They aren't the type to dance around and ignore hearing that the other doesn't want the win, ignoring it because they don't want to be alone only for the other to die silently without realizing and left wondering
No
Either of them could win. Statistically Joel has beaten Gem more than she has him, but that doesn't mean she can't win, Joel gets flustered easy. Joel tends to get more reckless and take the long shot that pays off, but Gem tends to flounder if caught off guard.
I think, if they are at the end there will be no promises or honor duels or gifted or taken wins, I think they'll just lunge. Not like a desperate wolf bites, but as an acknowledgement to who they are as people, bloodthirsty and fun and wanting to win. Maybe they will, at best, mention fight club and maybe negotiate the same rules, leather or no armor with wooden swords, but this is not an honor battle of forced apart partners nor is it a grief stricken apology to make the game end.
And I think one of them will die laughing as they go. Maybe disappointed but proud because they almost got the other and they did it together
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how to break etho 101
They're so cute I love them
viewers: have you ever wanted to visit canada?
joel, a normal guy: i would love to go visit gem and search for etho
joel smallishbeans, machete in hand, snowshoes on, navigating the Canadian wilderness. he approaches a log cabin, the first civilization hes seen in hours, and knocks on the door. a nondescript 30-something man answers the door. "eefo?" he asks. the man looks at him, confused. joel shakes his head and walks away. he mudt be here somewhere, its only a matter of time
lizzie tells him this and he just goes silent for like a minute and then goes "im going in winter"
losing my mind over gem showing impulse this vine
etho s lab in outfits (gonna draw him in a sweater/hoodie combo now bc its cute) + a more "skin accurate" design for funsies
✨ he's Glow Hills! :D ✨
deadlox in your 2023? more likely than you'd think!!
how do you sprint in minecraft? (but with better options)
double tap w
left ctrl
left shift keybind
r keybind
caps lock keybind
tab keybind
a different keybind
i play on console
i don’t play minecraft
realized I forgot a couple things and also pulled some common keybinds from the tags on the original post! enjoy this version
my favorite genre of gif is cubitos fucking beefing it
try and name something funnier than these. you literally can’t
does anyone have more of these. i need to add to my collection
im here to contribute with my own gifs to this amazing collection
HYDROGEN BOMB vs COUGHING BABY
imagine if you died and instead of there being like an afterlife or something you just saw the words 'GRIAN TIME' on a rainbow background
god could you imagine team crafted in todays youtooz era
you know an interesting facet of limited life is. it isn’t a true full traditional “happy ending”, but. it can have a… not sad ending. one where no one has to kill each other for the game to end. if they wanted to, at the end, they could all just… hang out, until the world was over. go out with a quiet sound, instead of a bang. arguably that’s bad content, but also… they could, couldn’t they? just hold hands at the end? if they wanted to, they could.
there’s a way out that isn’t down.
Mcytsexual: A man who is straight in real life and has a girlfriend/wife but ends up making out with every guy in existence when he logs onto any Minecraft SMP.
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