dès vu

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Burr teaching Hamilton to drive :

Burr : Okay, you're driving and Thomas and John walk into the road. Quick, what do you hit?

Ham : Definitely Jefferson. I would never hurt John.

Burr :

Burr : The breaks, Alex. You hit the breaks.

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°• fallacious •°

— based on a mistaken belief.

— poly! demo-reps x reader

— modern au

— fluff

" I swear sometimes I feel like you love George more than me. " You nudge your brother's elbow, Samuel as he blushes and shakes his head. " Can you blame me if I did though? " He raised a brow as you chuckle and say a small nope, popping the p as you both share a short laugh.

You two were currently hanging out in the park as it has been a while since you've been in touch with him because you were still in college. " Ah, by the way, I have not 1, or 2 but 3 amazing lovers! " You bring up the topic as his eyes widened, " Three? No way! " He grinned as you took out your phone and showed a picture of your boyfriends.

" Isn't that Aaron Burr? " He pointed at the screen as you nod, " You know him? " You quirk a brow as a small bead of sweat runs down the side of his forehead, " Kinda? He was the one that tried stopping Hamilton to pick a fight with me... " He slightly fidgeted as you resist a laugh.

" Alexander Hamilton? You fought him? " You never thought your brother would be the kind to do such things. " Not really? I think. I was just announcing things for George that day. " He explained as you nodded, understanding why they bickered with each other.

" Moving on, this tall sassy man is Thomas Jefferson. " You continued introducing your wonderful boys as your brother stared in awe. " He's taller than me and you! " He says, he was 5' 8 and you were 5' 5, an inch taller than Madison. You giggle at his response, " He's 6' 2, Sammy. " You state as his eyes widened like plates, you burst into laughter as you watch him process what you just told him.

After your fit of laughter died down, you finally let him virtually meet your short and adorable boyfriend. Before you could say anything though, he suddenly made a comment that would 100 % make your boys mad, " He's so tiny. " You smack him on the back of the head, receiving a small ow and an apology.

" Who cares if he's tiny? Even if he's short, he's cute and extremely good in bed. " You proudly state as your brother almost chokes. You laugh again loudly as he blushes, " You already did the deed!? " He had a crooked smile on his lips as you shush him with your finger, some people were staring as you two were being loud.

" Shut up! As if you haven't done it with George! " He slaps your wrist away, still with a blush on his cheeks as you two continue to tease each other, not noticing the three people stalking from afar.

" So she is seeing someone. " Jefferson squinted his eyes, peeking from a tree with Burr and Madison under him. " [Name] would never cheat on us, why are we here anyways? " Madison sighed, already knowing this wasn't a good idea. " She's always on the phone nowadays and now she's with a boy. What else could it mean? " Burr responded as the shorter male only sighed, having second thoughts about you.

" Let's call her. " Jefferson suggested as Burr nodded, Madison not even bothering to stop him as he knows his lover won't listen to him.

" And there was this one time where- " You got cut off when your phone rang and you excused yourself. " Hold on. " You tell your brother as he nods, taking a look around the place and spotting your boys from afar. " Uh...[Name]? " He felt kind of nervous, the boys were staring at him dead in the eye as he inched closer to you, feeling a bit scared.

" Yeah? I'm at the park right now. " You felt someone tap your shoulder, you lift the phone away from your ear and turned to face him, " What's wrong? " You ask, before getting back on the call. " Mhm, I'll be going to the store on my way home, you guys want anything? " You answered, hearing Jefferson from the other line.

While Jefferson was interviewing you, Madison and Burr kept their eyes on your brother, their glares becoming sharper the more Samuel would inch closer or touch you. " There's people looking at us... " He tugged on the hem of your shirt as the two strangers kept glaring at him.

Noticing your brother's panicked state, you decide to drop the call, " Ah, I'm sorry babe, I'll call you later. " You didn't wait for him to talk since you knew he wouldn't hang up. " What was that, Sammy? " You turn back to him as he points to the tree. " There were people glaring at us... " He was slightly shaking, he's had social anxiety ever since the incident with Hamilton so that was another reason why you two never met in public often.

" Hey, no one's there, and if there was then I would never let them hurt you. " You softly ruffle his hair, pulling him into a hug as you patiently wait for him to calm down. " T-Thanks [Name], I don't know what I'd do without you... " He stuttered as you rubbed circles on his back, " You'll always be my little brother, no matter how much you outgrow me. " You chuckle lightly.

Meanwhile, your boys were fuming with jealousy and anger mixed with sadness as they take countless pictures of you and Samuel hugging as proof when they confront you later at home. " I can't believe she's actually cheating on us... " Madison seemed so down with Burr comforting him and Jefferson plainly staring at you two with hurt in his eyes.

" I say we go and confront her, right here, right now. " He narrowed his eyes as he turns to his lovers, who looked back with unsure eyes. " Can we at least wait for the guy to go? I might just kill a man today. " Burr scowled, still holding Madison in his arms, the shorter boy was starting to get sick in his stomach at the thought of you leaving them.

" If you want, I'll call George and he can take you home, or I could take you home? We can meet some other time if you're not feeling well. " You place your hands on both his shoulders as he hesitates with what to choose, " It'll be fine, it's not like I'll suddenly be gone, I don't want to spend the day, knowing you're uncomfortable. " You reassure him with your words, taking out your phone and prepared with whatever he would decide.

" No, I'm fine. Maybe it was just my imagination. " He paused as you quirk a brow, " We haven't been in touch for almost 6 months and I missed you so I won't let my overthinking get the best of me. " He met your eyes with seriousness as you sigh, " I can't say no to that face. " You pinch his cheek as he squirms, laughing lightly afterwards.

" Wanna go and eat some ice cream? I know it's your favorite. " You winked playfully as he nodded, following you like a lost puppy.

+×+

It was 4 pm when you checked your watch, you still had to do some grocery shopping so you and Sammy decided to head there before going home. " Today's been fun, thanks for spending it with me. " He smiled as you nodded, " Pft, you sound like a guy on a first date, George wouldn't like this if he didn't know I was your sister. " You chuckle, reaching for a box of cereal on the top shelf.

" Yeah, we wouldn't like this either. " You heard a familiar voice as you turn to see your lovers, clearly annoyed as Samuel stays still beside you. " Hey! What are you guys doing here? " A smile instantly turned up on your face as you try to hug Jefferson but Burr gently pushed you away.

You chuckle nervously, " What's wrong? You usually love my hugs, and James, why aren't you looking at me? " You ask, now a bit confused as to why they seemed so distant. " Probably because he's still processing the fact that you cheated on us. " Burr scoffed, glaring as you become even more confused.

" Me? Cheat? With who? " You look at the three of them, pure confusion as Samuel inched behind you, getting intimidated by Jefferson, who kept glaring at him. " Oh, stop pretending [Name], you're even hiding him from us when he's literally behind you? " Burr wasn't the type to get mad, so you were in complete shock as you look at them wide eyed.

You turn to Samuel, who was now crouching and hiding behind you, the more seconds pass, the more you got confused until you finaly pieced the puzzle together.

" Loves, I'm not cheating on you, this is my brother, Samuel Seabury. " You had an awkward smile as their faces slowly lost the tension whilst they stared at your brother with a blank expression. " Uh, hi. " Your brother waved a little as your lovers look at both of you.

They looked speechless before James finally sighed, " I told you this was a bad idea. " He muttered as you burst into laughter, " Now that you say it, you two do look kinda the same. " Aaron squinted his eyes as your brother lightly chuckled.

" Oho? The Thomas Jefferson is actually speechless for once? " You giggle, noticing him still zoning out beside Aaron. James nudged him by the elbow as the taller man cleared his voice, " Of course not, it just took me a second to process that. " He replies as you feel a tap on your shoulder.

You jump ever so slightly as you see Geroge behind you with an amused face. " Oh hey! You here to pick up Sammy? " You step back a bit, feeling a bit intimidated by his height, actually, both you and James were surrounded by titans. " Yes, but before I go, may I ask who these men are? " He moved his gaze up to your boys, and back down because you and James were tiny.

You sneak in between James and Aaron, " These guys, are my wonderful boyfriends! " You beam as he tilts his head, a small o forming on his lips as Samuel holds his boyfriend's hand. " [Name], you naughty little girl. " He teased as you blushed furiously, you certainly didn't expect that kind of answer.

" Well, she's our naughty little girl. " You felt Thomas' grab your ass from behind as you let out a squeak. " A-Anyways! I think you guys should go! I can continue shopping with them, I know you're probably tired too. " You slip out of their grip, hugging your brother tight and ruffling his hair on your tippy toes.

" I'll see you next month? " He asks as you nod, smiling as you smack George on his back for his little comment earlier. You heard a few chuckles from behind as Samuel waved goodbye, having his own ass grabbed by George. You giggled as he lets his hand go and pushes him away from your sight.

" I didn't know you had a brother. " Aaron came up from behind, a relieved look on his face since they really thought you cheated. " You guys really think I'd waste my time with some other guy when I have all of you? " You play off sarcastically, pulling them all in a group hug which also consisted a lot of kisses.

" I'm sorry we doubted you, sweetheart. " James apologized, out of the three of them, he was most likely the one that would've stopped the other two from doing ridiculous things like this, but it seems like his worries got the best of him.

You flash a grin at him, squishing his cheeks back into a smile, " It's okay! Thomas and Aaron are pretty hard to handle all alone. " You snicker, whispering to James as you felt Thomas' hands snaking around your waist, pulling your back to him. " Heeeey, I wasn't done talking to Maddyyy. " You whine, as you felt him turn you around and flick you on the forehead.

" Ow! What's that for? " You hiss as he lets you go, " For making us worry, " he paused, looking at Aaron which made you even more confused, " And we'll give you a little something later for being good to us. " You felt his breath near your ear, a blush instantly formed on your cheeks as you went to your cart to go back to shopping.

" I'll take up that offer. "

You glance a grin at them before running to another aisle whilst pushing the cart. Maybe it wasn't so bad to be mistaken once in a while.

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°• bloodlust •°

— desire to harm others.

— mulligan x reader x lafayette

— modern fantasy au

— fluff | lime

You groaned quietly as you force one of your eyes to open. It was 8 in the morning, and you hated the sun so you weren't much of a morning person at all. You turn and see Laf, still asleep with a peaceful expression, your hand caresses his cheek as your heart melts.

" Mon ange [My angel], are you awake? " He still uses that nickname for you, even though he knows you're not even close to an angel. You decide to let it be and nod, his hand resting on top of yours, " What are you guys doing without me? " Both of you heard Hercules from the doorway, a cheeky grin in his face as he crawls over to your free side, giving you and Laf morning kisses.

" Morning, my feast. " You paused and blush, " I-I meant sweets... " Hopefully they didn't think you were there just to get a taste of their blood. Both of them laugh, " Well, we are your feast, but that doesn't mean we can't get a taste of you back. " Herc purred into your pointed ear, nibbling on it as Laf snakes his arm around your waist, peppering you with kisses to your neck.

" Ah...boys... " You bit your lip to refrain noise, you just woke up and you're already getting teased by your dears. " Mm, let's continue this later tonight, shall we? Mon cher [My dear]? " Laf glanced over to Herc who nodded and gave you a kiss on the cheek before sitting up, Lafayette following him after.

You tell them to go on, as you were going to change clothes. ' This is bad, they're not even vampires, merely humans, but they're got me around their fingers so easily. ' You thought, blushing furiously on what was going to happen tonight.

You shook off the inappropriate thoughts and sit up, walking to the curtains and closing it, not liking the bright sun in the room. " Cupcake? Where are you? " You heard Herc's voice from the other room, " I'll be there in a minute! " You respond, wearing some black tights and a dark red sweatshirt on, since your closet was mostly made out of dark themed clothing.

" What's for breakfast? " You hop on the stool bar along the counter, with Laf across from you. " Strawberry pancakes. " Herc presented you a plate of it, the red-ish syrup running down the side, making you think of blood. He slid another plate to Laf and for himself.

" Cupcake, you're drooling. " Herc snapped you out of your thoughts, Laf taking a pic before you could regain composure. " Hey! Delete that, Laf. " You stand up and try to take his phone from him. " It's not very good to play during breakfast, non [no]? " He raised a brow, a sly grin as you sigh.

" I'm not giving you anymore kisses. " You huffed and take a bite of your strawberry pancakes, blushing slightly as you fall more in love with Herc's cooking. " Je plaisante [Just kidding], mon ange. It's deleted. " He handed you his phone, who had the 3 of you as his wallpaper.

Checking his gallery, you hummed in approval, " Okay, I'll give you kisses. " You give it back to him as Herc stands up and goes around the counter, suddenly taking your chin on his fingers as he licks the side of your lips. " You had some syrup on there. " He winked at you, who now poofed into a cherry as he went back to his seat, Lafayette asking for a kiss as well, which he granted it.

" Ah, by the way, I'm going grocery shopping, you two wanna come with? " Herc proposed as Laf nods yet you shaked your head. " I'd love to, but it's still bright outside. But you two can go! I'll be fine. " You nudge them, a reassuring smile on your face.

" Es-tu sûr [Are you sure]? We do not want you to feel left out– " You stand up and put our plate in the sink, turning to your boyfriends and giving them both a kiss on the cheek. "I'll be fine, promise. " You reassure them once again.

" I'll do the dishes, you two go and get ready so we can cuddle once you're home. " You say as they nod, going to the shared bedroom to change clothes. " Just don't forget to give me my treat when you get home~ " You whisper to them, smiling to show your fangs as a hint.

" Of course, cupcake. Message us if something happens. " Herc gave you a kiss on the forehead, putting on a beanie on his head. " Will do, you two be careful. " You boost yourself up so can give Laf a kiss on the cheek, telling them to hurry back.

+×+

You were dying. Well, not really, but you felt like it. You really wanted to drink right now, maybe sneak outside and take someone's blood. " Herc, Laf, I miss you two... " You groaned and slurred, twisting and turning on your shared bed, trying your best to keep composure and not let anything like last time happen again.

It's probably been 3 hours since they've been gone, and usually it would only take them an hour so you were a bit worried. Taking your phone in hand, you dial Laf's number, since you guess Herc would be the one driving.

" Babeeee... " You whined, fidgeting as you hear Herc laugh, " Oui [Yes], we're almost there. " Laf chuckled as you pout, " Hmp. Come back soon, I miss you two... " You sigh, hearing keys jingling from the other line. You sit up excitedly, " Are you here? " You ask, hopping off the bed and going to the window to see if you can spot the car from the parking lot.

" Babe, I see you two! " You gasp and wave from below, you and your boys only lived on the 4th floor so it wasn't too far until you can finally taste their sweet blood. They both chuckled and waved back, despite carrying somewhat heavy looking grocery bags.

" We're coming, cupcake. " Herc says from your phone as you see them go inside the elevator, you smile happily and tell them you were gonna turn it off and help them out. You threw your phone on the bed and walked out of the apartment, waiting in front of the elevator as you tried to wait patiently.

Once you heard the high pitched ring of the elevator signaling it's presence, your smile widened, feeling giddy.

" My boys! " You jump in once the door opened, surprising the others that were inside, but you didn't care. " Ah, mon ange. s'il-te-plaît [please] be careful. " Laf chuckled along with Herc, both of them having their free hands around your waist.

" Missed us that much, cupcake? " Herc placed a small kiss on your forehead, leading you out the tiny compartment with Laf following behind. You nod and help them with the bags so they can get in faster, you suddenly remember you forgot to close the door so you hoped no one came inside and made a robbery.

You quicken your pace up to the apartment, making it look like you had already opened it even though it was opened beforehand. You take a scan around the place, checking if anything was different, but no one was in there so you sighed in relief.

You put the bags on the kitchen counter, Herc and Laf flirting with each other before closing the door on their way in. You found it cute and smiled at them, although what they were talking about was probably mature if you get what was indicated.

" I've been waiting for too long... " Your eyes flashed red as you bite your lip, trying your best to keep patient. Your lip bleeds a little as you taste your own blood, " Ew. " You shivered at the odd taste as you head to bed, turning the lights down low for atmosphere and pulling the curtains closed.

It was only 1 in the afternoon so it was still bright out. You roll around the bed, waiting for your boys to come inside as you fiddle with your fingers that started to grow sharp nails. Your stomach growled, you felt weak as you see your skin slowly became more pale than usual.

" Herc, Laf, I'm dying... " You whine, reaching out to them with your hand as they only chuckle at your reaction, " Nous venons [We're coming], mon ange. " You grumbled, even though you were dying they were still laughing.

Not that you mind dying of course, it has been over 500 years since you got turned. Furthermore, dying while hearing your lover's laugh? Why not?

" Laf, you're mean, I'm going to drink Herc's first. " You pout as the frenchman only smiled, knowing you were just slightly salty, " I know you still want to drink my blood too. " He wrapped his arms around your waist from behind, giving your nape small kisses as Herc positions himself in front of you.

You adjust his shirt to the right side to have more room to admire his neck and collarbone, and to bite down of course. He tangled his hands in your hair, a sign that you can bite down now.

" Thank you for the meal... " You were almost drooling again over the thought of your lover's blood inside your mouth. Finally, you bite down, not that gentle yet not that hard either as your eyes turn red. You hear a small grunt as you feel Laf from behind pressing onto your back, they're probably kissing, which you thought was extremely hot, given the situation.

You suck slowly, not wanting the moment to go by quick as you try your best not to sink your sharp nails into Herc's back. " Don't waste any of it, cupcake. " He chuckles, a little weakly since you were draining him, but not too much to kill, turn or make him pass out. His blood had a pleasant taste, comforting and sweet.

You nod to his words, adrenaline running through your veins as the seconds pass by more, Herc felt a shiver down his spine every time you'd softly caress his back, a distraction so that he wouldn't be in much pain, which kinda worked, especially since Laf had his lips on him.

2 minutes pass as Herc pulls you off him, gently yet sternly as blood trickles down his collarbone, which you thought was absolutely hot. You glance at him, asking with your eyes if you could lap the remaining liquid off his skin, meanwhile Laf already had bandages ready. Lapping up his sweet blood, you look at him, checking if he was alright and if you didn't drink too much.

He knew what you were doing, you always had worry across your face everytime they'd feed you, he grabs your chin and gives you a peck on the lips, Laf putting on the bandage on the rather small bite on Herc's neck.

Usually one of them would feed you every 3 months or so, seeing as you have some self control in other times, yet Laf was teasing you, he would occasionally tilt his head to the side, showing off his neck. You growl, not liking to be tempted, and by your lovers as well.

" I'm full. " You thank Herc again by giving him a kiss on the cheek. " Hm? Don't you want a bite of me too? " He smirked, somehow even though you were the one doing the biting, he was able to assert dominance, not that Hercules couldn't do that as well, he's just a big softie and you loved him either way.

" I might kill you if you tempt me, you know how things get when I'm full of energy. " You narrowed your eyes at the frenchman, not as a warning but more of a reminder.

Last time you got so into it with them, they fainted and you cried for the whole night thinking you killed them. Turns out you just made them unconscious for a while, it still haunts you though. Laf hummed, as if thinking while Herc rested near the head board for a while.

" Not even a small bite? " He crawled to you and pulled you to his chest, leaning in the head board with Herc beside him. " How about here, you seemed to love biting us in other places non? " He raised a brow, nearing his wrist to your lips. You smell his blood faintly, it smelled great and sweet just like Herc's.

" I know you want to, mon ange. " He ran his thumb across your lips which made you hiss. " Herc, stop this perverted man... " You looked over to Herc who was surprisingly asleep, well, he did do a lot and you drained him so it was obvious he's probably tired.

" I'm full, Lafayette. " You look back at your lover, growling a bit as a warning this time. You'd often had nightmares after that incident where you thought you killed them, so you forced yourself to a strict self control so that it would never happen again.

Laf only frowned, in some part of him, he loved getting bit by you, both in vampire and sexual terms. The way you looked while sucking down on them would turn him on all the time, given the fact that you'd occasionally moan after filling your hunger.

Your eyes softened at his reaction, making you sigh, " Only a small one, okay? " Although you looked forced, you were actually enjoying it, Laf's blood had an delightful taste, slightly metallic yet sweet.

He had you on your chest, one of his hands around your waist and the other in your hands. You lick the spot where you intended to plunge into, his free hand entangling on your locks as the signal, just like Herc.

You bite down on his wrist, he flinched ever so slightly, fingers running along your scalp as a distraction for himself from the pain. " Does it taste good? " He lowered down to your ear, taking small bites as you blush furiously. He knew that you were extremely sensitive when you were drinking blood and he took advantage of that.

" Laf... " You mutter his name, trying to keep focus on sucking on his wrist. " You can pull off anytime, mon ange. " You bite a little harder, causing your lover to shudder and apologize. You heard a faint chuckle and see Herc with eyes half open, a smile on his face as he ruffles your hair gently.

It took you another minute before pulling off him, you wiped your mouth as some of his blood dripped down. After that, you grabbed the bandages and wrapped it around his wrist, kissing it afterwards. " Hey, why didn't I get a kiss? " Herc leaned closer to the two of you as you giggle and give him a kiss on his bandaged neck.

" I love you two. " You snuggle in the middle of them, the 3 of you tangled in each other, cuddling. " We love you too, cupcake, mon ange. " Both sides in unison, Herc's arm was on your stomach holding Laf's hand with yours on top of theirs.

Soon, the three of you fell asleep, snuggling whilst holding hands and with a content smile on your faces.

Bonus :

" What the hell did we just witness!? " Alex whisper-screamed at his lover, John. " I don't know but now isn't the time to ponder, we have to get out of here! " John whispered back with panic in his tone. The two of them were hiding in your closet, they were planning to prank you by scaring you since you got them pretty good last time by sneaking into their apartment at 3 am and convinced them that you were a murderer.

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Fake Madison : Shoot him! He's the clone!

Madison :

Jefferson : [shoots the clone] The real Madison would never pass up an opportunity to die