#incorrecthamiltonquotes

[lcvelymxxn]

Burr teaching Hamilton to drive :

Burr : Okay, you're driving and Thomas and John walk into the road. Quick, what do you hit?

Ham : Definitely Jefferson. I would never hurt John.

Burr :

Burr : The breaks, Alex. You hit the breaks.

[laurens-i-like-you-a-lot]

angelica: you have married an icarus, he’s flown too close to the sun.

eliza: more like DICKARUS.

angelica: SICK BURN let’s go egg the treasury building.

[cookie-senseii]

Jefferson, sassing Hamilton: I may not be perfect, but at least I’m not fake.

Hamilton, squinting his eyes:....I guess that’s fair...

[joshletoshle]

[camping in the night time]

Jefferson: Did you know that raccoons have opposable thumbs?

Madison: ...How does that have anything to do with camping?

Jefferson: Cuz they could, like, easily zip open the tent and get in here.

Madison:

Jefferson:

Madison:

Jefferson: *smiles nervously* The more you know...?

[opera-ghost]

You think killing people might make them like you, but it doesn't. It just makes them dead.

Erik, at some point, probably

[incorrectfandomquotes]

Burr: No one ever texts me.

Burr (gets a text): What the fuck do you want?

[laurens-i-like-you-a-lot]

washington: lafayette, are you here?

lafayette: *raises hand*

washington: didn’t recognize you with your hair down. hamilton, are you here?

hamilton: *raises hand*

washington: ah. i didn’t recognize you with your mouth shut.

[cookie-senseii]

John: “Hey Herc! How has it be-”

Hercules: “BRAAH BRAAAAHHHH!!!!!!”

John: “....? Um are you oka-”

Herc: “BRAAAH BRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

John, backing away confused: “...........”