°• fallacious •°
— based on a mistaken belief.
— poly! demo-reps x reader
— modern au
— fluff
" I swear sometimes I feel like you love George more than me. " You nudge your brother's elbow, Samuel as he blushes and shakes his head. " Can you blame me if I did though? " He raised a brow as you chuckle and say a small nope, popping the p as you both share a short laugh.
You two were currently hanging out in the park as it has been a while since you've been in touch with him because you were still in college. " Ah, by the way, I have not 1, or 2 but 3 amazing lovers! " You bring up the topic as his eyes widened, " Three? No way! " He grinned as you took out your phone and showed a picture of your boyfriends.
" Isn't that Aaron Burr? " He pointed at the screen as you nod, " You know him? " You quirk a brow as a small bead of sweat runs down the side of his forehead, " Kinda? He was the one that tried stopping Hamilton to pick a fight with me... " He slightly fidgeted as you resist a laugh.
" Alexander Hamilton? You fought him? " You never thought your brother would be the kind to do such things. " Not really? I think. I was just announcing things for George that day. " He explained as you nodded, understanding why they bickered with each other.
" Moving on, this tall sassy man is Thomas Jefferson. " You continued introducing your wonderful boys as your brother stared in awe. " He's taller than me and you! " He says, he was 5' 8 and you were 5' 5, an inch taller than Madison. You giggle at his response, " He's 6' 2, Sammy. " You state as his eyes widened like plates, you burst into laughter as you watch him process what you just told him.
After your fit of laughter died down, you finally let him virtually meet your short and adorable boyfriend. Before you could say anything though, he suddenly made a comment that would 100 % make your boys mad, " He's so tiny. " You smack him on the back of the head, receiving a small ow and an apology.
" Who cares if he's tiny? Even if he's short, he's cute and extremely good in bed. " You proudly state as your brother almost chokes. You laugh again loudly as he blushes, " You already did the deed!? " He had a crooked smile on his lips as you shush him with your finger, some people were staring as you two were being loud.
" Shut up! As if you haven't done it with George! " He slaps your wrist away, still with a blush on his cheeks as you two continue to tease each other, not noticing the three people stalking from afar.
" So she is seeing someone. " Jefferson squinted his eyes, peeking from a tree with Burr and Madison under him. " [Name] would never cheat on us, why are we here anyways? " Madison sighed, already knowing this wasn't a good idea. " She's always on the phone nowadays and now she's with a boy. What else could it mean? " Burr responded as the shorter male only sighed, having second thoughts about you.
" Let's call her. " Jefferson suggested as Burr nodded, Madison not even bothering to stop him as he knows his lover won't listen to him.
" And there was this one time where- " You got cut off when your phone rang and you excused yourself. " Hold on. " You tell your brother as he nods, taking a look around the place and spotting your boys from afar. " Uh...[Name]? " He felt kind of nervous, the boys were staring at him dead in the eye as he inched closer to you, feeling a bit scared.
" Yeah? I'm at the park right now. " You felt someone tap your shoulder, you lift the phone away from your ear and turned to face him, " What's wrong? " You ask, before getting back on the call. " Mhm, I'll be going to the store on my way home, you guys want anything? " You answered, hearing Jefferson from the other line.
While Jefferson was interviewing you, Madison and Burr kept their eyes on your brother, their glares becoming sharper the more Samuel would inch closer or touch you. " There's people looking at us... " He tugged on the hem of your shirt as the two strangers kept glaring at him.
Noticing your brother's panicked state, you decide to drop the call, " Ah, I'm sorry babe, I'll call you later. " You didn't wait for him to talk since you knew he wouldn't hang up. " What was that, Sammy? " You turn back to him as he points to the tree. " There were people glaring at us... " He was slightly shaking, he's had social anxiety ever since the incident with Hamilton so that was another reason why you two never met in public often.
" Hey, no one's there, and if there was then I would never let them hurt you. " You softly ruffle his hair, pulling him into a hug as you patiently wait for him to calm down. " T-Thanks [Name], I don't know what I'd do without you... " He stuttered as you rubbed circles on his back, " You'll always be my little brother, no matter how much you outgrow me. " You chuckle lightly.
Meanwhile, your boys were fuming with jealousy and anger mixed with sadness as they take countless pictures of you and Samuel hugging as proof when they confront you later at home. " I can't believe she's actually cheating on us... " Madison seemed so down with Burr comforting him and Jefferson plainly staring at you two with hurt in his eyes.
" I say we go and confront her, right here, right now. " He narrowed his eyes as he turns to his lovers, who looked back with unsure eyes. " Can we at least wait for the guy to go? I might just kill a man today. " Burr scowled, still holding Madison in his arms, the shorter boy was starting to get sick in his stomach at the thought of you leaving them.
" If you want, I'll call George and he can take you home, or I could take you home? We can meet some other time if you're not feeling well. " You place your hands on both his shoulders as he hesitates with what to choose, " It'll be fine, it's not like I'll suddenly be gone, I don't want to spend the day, knowing you're uncomfortable. " You reassure him with your words, taking out your phone and prepared with whatever he would decide.
" No, I'm fine. Maybe it was just my imagination. " He paused as you quirk a brow, " We haven't been in touch for almost 6 months and I missed you so I won't let my overthinking get the best of me. " He met your eyes with seriousness as you sigh, " I can't say no to that face. " You pinch his cheek as he squirms, laughing lightly afterwards.
" Wanna go and eat some ice cream? I know it's your favorite. " You winked playfully as he nodded, following you like a lost puppy.
+×+
It was 4 pm when you checked your watch, you still had to do some grocery shopping so you and Sammy decided to head there before going home. " Today's been fun, thanks for spending it with me. " He smiled as you nodded, " Pft, you sound like a guy on a first date, George wouldn't like this if he didn't know I was your sister. " You chuckle, reaching for a box of cereal on the top shelf.
" Yeah, we wouldn't like this either. " You heard a familiar voice as you turn to see your lovers, clearly annoyed as Samuel stays still beside you. " Hey! What are you guys doing here? " A smile instantly turned up on your face as you try to hug Jefferson but Burr gently pushed you away.
You chuckle nervously, " What's wrong? You usually love my hugs, and James, why aren't you looking at me? " You ask, now a bit confused as to why they seemed so distant. " Probably because he's still processing the fact that you cheated on us. " Burr scoffed, glaring as you become even more confused.
" Me? Cheat? With who? " You look at the three of them, pure confusion as Samuel inched behind you, getting intimidated by Jefferson, who kept glaring at him. " Oh, stop pretending [Name], you're even hiding him from us when he's literally behind you? " Burr wasn't the type to get mad, so you were in complete shock as you look at them wide eyed.
You turn to Samuel, who was now crouching and hiding behind you, the more seconds pass, the more you got confused until you finaly pieced the puzzle together.
" Loves, I'm not cheating on you, this is my brother, Samuel Seabury. " You had an awkward smile as their faces slowly lost the tension whilst they stared at your brother with a blank expression. " Uh, hi. " Your brother waved a little as your lovers look at both of you.
They looked speechless before James finally sighed, " I told you this was a bad idea. " He muttered as you burst into laughter, " Now that you say it, you two do look kinda the same. " Aaron squinted his eyes as your brother lightly chuckled.
" Oho? The Thomas Jefferson is actually speechless for once? " You giggle, noticing him still zoning out beside Aaron. James nudged him by the elbow as the taller man cleared his voice, " Of course not, it just took me a second to process that. " He replies as you feel a tap on your shoulder.
You jump ever so slightly as you see Geroge behind you with an amused face. " Oh hey! You here to pick up Sammy? " You step back a bit, feeling a bit intimidated by his height, actually, both you and James were surrounded by titans. " Yes, but before I go, may I ask who these men are? " He moved his gaze up to your boys, and back down because you and James were tiny.
You sneak in between James and Aaron, " These guys, are my wonderful boyfriends! " You beam as he tilts his head, a small o forming on his lips as Samuel holds his boyfriend's hand. " [Name], you naughty little girl. " He teased as you blushed furiously, you certainly didn't expect that kind of answer.
" Well, she's our naughty little girl. " You felt Thomas' grab your ass from behind as you let out a squeak. " A-Anyways! I think you guys should go! I can continue shopping with them, I know you're probably tired too. " You slip out of their grip, hugging your brother tight and ruffling his hair on your tippy toes.
" I'll see you next month? " He asks as you nod, smiling as you smack George on his back for his little comment earlier. You heard a few chuckles from behind as Samuel waved goodbye, having his own ass grabbed by George. You giggled as he lets his hand go and pushes him away from your sight.
" I didn't know you had a brother. " Aaron came up from behind, a relieved look on his face since they really thought you cheated. " You guys really think I'd waste my time with some other guy when I have all of you? " You play off sarcastically, pulling them all in a group hug which also consisted a lot of kisses.
" I'm sorry we doubted you, sweetheart. " James apologized, out of the three of them, he was most likely the one that would've stopped the other two from doing ridiculous things like this, but it seems like his worries got the best of him.
You flash a grin at him, squishing his cheeks back into a smile, " It's okay! Thomas and Aaron are pretty hard to handle all alone. " You snicker, whispering to James as you felt Thomas' hands snaking around your waist, pulling your back to him. " Heeeey, I wasn't done talking to Maddyyy. " You whine, as you felt him turn you around and flick you on the forehead.
" Ow! What's that for? " You hiss as he lets you go, " For making us worry, " he paused, looking at Aaron which made you even more confused, " And we'll give you a little something later for being good to us. " You felt his breath near your ear, a blush instantly formed on your cheeks as you went to your cart to go back to shopping.
" I'll take up that offer. "
You glance a grin at them before running to another aisle whilst pushing the cart. Maybe it wasn't so bad to be mistaken once in a while.
