flour child

[ gay silence ]

[ldr-thn-bmbs]

today’s high: i watched the perks of being a wallflower for the millionth time in my life and thoroughly enjoyed it

today’s low: everything else

[ponprincess-deactivated20170614]

Me when I look good: beauty is so powerful Me when I’m ugly: beauty is fleeting and meaningless . Get a hobby, do something w ur life you shallow bitch

[a-medvezhonok]

If “Hozier” and “Florence + the machine” ever did a collab, it would be so dangerous to listen to anywhere apart from the middle of a forest, as moss would just start appearing around you, and branches would just grow from any surface you looked at

[benadryl-enjoyer]

my favorite thing about this post is the quotations because they imply that these two are something other than what they tell us and that’s exactly what ageless dieties of the forests would do

[glowplease]

[vladtheunfollower]

[dykejindosh]

[ewaneneollav]

[vladtheunfollower]

[carbonatedmustard]

OOO THEY PLAYIN MY SONG

[catchymemes]

[angryschnauzer]

My idol

[futubandera-cl]

[oddishtea]

I’ve watched this like 30 times and I cant stop laughing aksjska

[surprisebitch]

the girl has big dick energy

[sl33pyd3mon]

she stole all of his dick energy and killed him

[flowerr--child]

The timing of thriller coming on is

perfect

[trans-girl-waiting]

If you’ve ever said “she’s too tall” you’re an absolute coward lol

[trans-girl-waiting]

I’m so about how popular this post is, tall girls are so good

[bobertlutece]

this whole thing is way too good to be giffed you need to expirience it 

[lizatonix]

There are so many things that are TOP quality about this. The business with the mic rope. The bounding across the stage like an excited puppy or a newsie. The Voice™️ that is so synonymous with John, you know, the voice of a guy who sells ice cream at the soda fountain in the 50’s. The analogy itself.

It’s all so beautiful, such peak humor and content.

[mulaneysbutt]

Emmy Award Winning™️

[pharaohamunsadji]

I FOUND IT AGAIN.

[pomrania]

Here’s the “horse loose in a hospital” bit. Good news, it has closed captioning.

[holygurl]

me waking up to it being October

[holygurl]

me this october

[alexander]

[zonecassette]

Dr Phil heard a knock on the door, looked out the window, saw Death standing there, and shut the blinds

[powerburial]

this is tim heidecker cosplaying as dr. phil

[ultrakillblast]

THE THING FROM ANOTHER WORLD (1951)

[pacificrim-archive]

[stevenwallaby]