They say my diamond is too rough

Used to write smut MN/ Married "The demeanor of a bomb pop chilling in the pool with a bomb pop" ©2018-2025 ddb

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Found out today that you can email a company.

Show mild, friendly disappointment.

Ask for the penny worth of parts.

Complimentary, one time full replacement sent.

4-5 days shipping.

Customer service is not dead.

[le-petitmort]

Everyone needs a Jucy Lucy in their life.

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I just had a large Timberwolf walk through my yard. How are you and J?

As you can tell I haven't been on Tumblr in a month or more. No timberwolves here, just yotes. J almost got pulled to the ground on our 5 am walk the other day because the dogs saw an armadillo. That was interesting. Been thinking about pulling up stakes here for the upper Midwest a lot. We'll see, it's 100 today so that might be sooner rather than later for my old ass.

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@northernguy21

[undead-morrison]

Say my name like a cuss word, as your eyes roll back;

[le-petitmort]

Cuss words seem so pedestrian

...go ahead and say fuck.

Just do it.

Fear of the not so filthy word.

Liberate yourself.

-bart 07.11.2021

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[le-petitmort]

Geometry of the female form

Vertex congruence triangle circumference

A winding grasp of tousled flaxen mane

Bending her in myriad angles.

-bart 06.12.21

[owithadash]

My skin and my mind

Covered and filled with your words

With thoughts about you

[le-petitmort]

These things I've stolen

Tagged with my lust grafitti

Always on your mind

-bart 6.6.2021

[le-petitmort]

Dogs bark

Wolves howl at the moon

All of them

Have more resonant voices

Than random dudes on tumblr.

-bart 02.18.21

[le-petitmort]

How much wood, would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

About a half cord

[le-petitmort]

Adjectives are best

They make a pussy so wet

This is too easy

-bart 9.17.2020

[le-petitmort]

Did things get wet down there in your neck of the woods?

No, missed us completely.

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Photo: Scott Slusher

[le-petitmort]

Obstinate...stubbornly refusing to change one's opinion or chosen course of action, despite attempts to persuade one to do so.