sammy!

he/they • 18 • lesbian • audhd i don’t bite, promise <3 gabriel fanpage

[turkeysammywich]

✧･ﾟ: ✧･ﾟ:

˚₊ name : sammy

˚₊ age : 18 (capricorn if that matters)

˚₊ gender : what are you a cop? 🤨 (agender)

˚₊ pronouns : he/they

˚₊ sexuality : lesbian

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˚₊ interests :

• marvel

• theater

• horror (love scream and texas chainsaw massacre)

• the pitt

• cod

• tma

• good omens

• cosplay

• twd

• spn

• + a million other things, so def ask!

˚₊ i’m here to make friends, so don’t be scared to reach out! xoxo

✧･ﾟ: ✧･ﾟ:

[pbeeanjay]

strange how a leaky pipe can undo the work of angels

[chamomileblues]

loved by an angel

[bucketofli]

How he sees..

[possum-quesadilla]

I feel like Job. “And here are two new happy gay people!” “I don’t want new gay people! I loved my gay people!”

[jewelcoatfish]

i think shane ilya svetlana and rose have a group chat and they constantly read people to filth in there. the gc started because shane and ilya wanted to introduce their best friends to each other and in the process of making plans they just start a gc. it then developed into constant texting, and since they all work with celebrities and public figures to a degree they have so much fucking tea lmao.

ilya sort of clocks everyone’s problems/issues/drama, rose has first hand insider gossip, svetlana knows things from her network (her car dealership business deals with a lot of celebs), and apparently everyone fucking tells shane everything because he looks so trustworthy and non-gossipy that they blindly trust him. not knowing he delivers the tea to the gc.

they have the time of their lives absolutely murdering people in their texts and during dinners and svetlana is the only person surprised because holy shit shane hollander is so fucking bitchy and funny she cracks up the whole time and nearly chokes on her vodka twice.

[turkeysammywich]

they hate to see a bitch get carsick

[theatrical-penguin]

Finished the Good Omens finale (still digesting - not the ending I wanted but I think I’m satisfied). Anyway, I didn’t click away when it was done and suddenly the screen says

So now I’m laughing at the idea that all of Good Omens is a prequel to Supernatural which takes place in the new universe where Chuck, Amara, angels, and demons developed on their own with a new Crowley…

[zee-has-commitment-issues]

Headcanon that the centaurs do see Shane first and foremost as Ilya’s husband because, duh, they knew Ilya first and that’s his husband — husband!!

And at first, Shane is like fuck yeah I get to be a husband, and then halfway through the season he’s like guys… I feel the need to remind you that I’m actually Shane fucking Hollander

The centaurs then begin treating Ilya as Shane Hollander’s husband. Ilya does not mind.

[turkeysammywich]

i am so torn between

1. adoring the idea of fate because that means, since i was born, i was destined to meet all of my beloved wonderful friends, and the comfort that it brings of, no matter what, i’d never be alone in this world

and

2. loving that free will means that i have made all of the conscious choices to have these amazing people in my life, and that in all of the infinitely vast decisions i could’ve made, i chose all the right ones to bring them close to me

it’s beautiful any way you slice it :)

[today-in-the-bunker]

Today, Dean and Cas wash and dry dishes together. To pass time while they work, Cas starts to tell stories older than most trees about his time in heaven with his siblings. Dean listens and peppers in brief responses, scared to say anything that might dissuade him from continuing.

[johnssoap]

snork mimimimi

[colorlessjay-destielblog]

Not enough fics have Sam and Dean wrestle each other for no reason other than because they can

Like, I've never had siblings, but I have cousins, and as the eldest cousin, I feel obligated to throw things at them just to get a reaction

Like, give me a fic where Dean sees his brother on a date and crash it by drive by stealing his food off his plate yelling "BOTHER TAX"

Give me a fic where Sam dyes all of Dean's clothes pink a day before Dean has to go on his own date

Give me a fic where they rock paper scissors who has to explain to Cas why he HAS to wear boxers

[despazito]

I like when construction workers spray paint their strange sigils on the pavement

[weirdonamedkiera]

They be warding against demons

[turkeysammywich]

i like you a lot! can i bite you? sorry. can i bite you? sorry. can i bite you? sorry. can i bite you? sorry. can i bite you? sorry. can i bite y-

[turkeysammywich]

destiel in your omens??

more likely than you’d think

[turkeysammywich]

YOU KNOW WHAT??

YES. I AM UPSET THEY DIDNT KISS.

Their love obviously extends beyond physical things like kissing, but they had all of 30 seconds to enjoy just being in love BEFORE THEIR UNIVERSE WAS ERASED FOREVER

THEY HAD TO SAY GOODBYE TO THEIR LIFE PARTNER OF 6000 YEARS AND THATS HOW THEY DID IT??? WHAT??