If nothing else, at least I drink enough water.

100% sustainably sourced tears. Plus I'm a wife now!!!!!!!!

[usuallyproperlyhydrated]

i believe u should add the descriptor 'wife' to ur bio now thank u

does this outfit make me look married

[kaafii]

❝We live in a perpetually burning building, and what we must save from it all the time is love.❞

Widow's Bay 1.10, "We Hope You Enjoyed Your Time!" I dir.Hiro Murai

[the-quasar-hero]

You can make a movie with where the only white character is a man named Ray Cism whose one line of his 16 seconds of screen time is “I seriously hate women and minorities.” and you’ll find fifty bajillion reader x Ray Cism fanfics and renaissance style drawings of him with a halo of golden light

[thoughtcascades]

me after 5 minutes of socializing: i’ve earned 3 days of silence

[gotylocks]

Happy 10th birthday to the best tweet of all time.

[evieville]

[ID: a tweet by ProBirdRights reading "I been working on my summer bod: it the same as my regular body, but this time with more popsicles in it." The word popsicles has been misspelled as "popsackles" for comedic effect. End ID]

[falseknees]

Lake-Side Gallery

[girlnumbers]

aauuauauuuhahauaauhahHh euehhgah gweyeyhhhhhahhh nnnhnmnggjannm

[goodsirs]

Widow's Bay 1.04 "Beach Reads"

[sacred-portal]

[dailycatsblog]

[the-composite-doll]

Wait is that THIS cat?

IT IS

[robotdwarf]

Turns out the scheming eunuch's love for you is genuine

[oswednesday]

one time at a funeral i panicked and said the first drink i could think of and the bartender made me the pina colada With all the fixings all the trims all the bells and whistles i didnt even ask imagine youre at a funeral and the person besides you is drinking a pina colada with whip cream as tall as the drink with a cherry and an umbrella, thats what happened to me

[frootlooppoptarts]

[korrasamibottles]

Not enough people talking about how well broccoli holds a sauce

[greater-than-the-sword]

My toxic trait is that if I find a product I like I want to keep using the same product forever. It's not even brand loyalty. It's called stop changing and discontinuing everything.

[ozempicofficial]

[usuallyproperlyhydrated]

god bless the shuffle queue feature 🙏

[moiraxrose]

one thing it is imperative to know about the television show Widow’s Bay is that it was created by katie dippold whose name you may not immediately recognize but whose tweet from 10 years ago you definitely do: