If nothing else, at least I drink enough water.

100% sustainably sourced tears. Plus I'm a wife now!!!!!!!!

[usuallyproperlyhydrated]

i believe u should add the descriptor 'wife' to ur bio now thank u

does this outfit make me look married

[2productive]

[livesbetweenpages]

Do you have a first line of a novel that has stuck with you, without the need to look it up, regardless of whether you read/finished the book in question?

Mine is: I blame it all on the Hobbit; that, and my supportive home life. (From Alice, I Think)

[glowcowboy]

it meant something to me! maybe that can be enough

[swamp-spirit]

The real horror of a Stepford Wives situation isn't 'the suburbs are creepy' or even 'conformity is creepy' or 'I don't wanna be replaced by a robot'

The horror is the idea that you might choose to spend your life with somebody only to realize they don't actually want a partner and friend, somebody with ambitions and thoughts and joy. They want somebody productive, compliant, and sexually available, and all your internal life is nothing but a barrier to that. That the person you love only loves what you do for them, and the less of the an actual person you are, the happier they are.

[moldavite]

going with the flow. like a bloated corpse face down in a river

[kaafii]

❝We live in a perpetually burning building, and what we must save from it all the time is love.❞

Widow's Bay 1.10, "We Hope You Enjoyed Your Time!" I dir.Hiro Murai

[the-quasar-hero]

You can make a movie with where the only white character is a man named Ray Cism whose one line of his 16 seconds of screen time is “I seriously hate women and minorities.” and you’ll find fifty bajillion reader x Ray Cism fanfics and renaissance style drawings of him with a halo of golden light

[thoughtcascades]

me after 5 minutes of socializing: i’ve earned 3 days of silence

[gotylocks]

Happy 10th birthday to the best tweet of all time.

[evieville]

[ID: a tweet by ProBirdRights reading "I been working on my summer bod: it the same as my regular body, but this time with more popsicles in it." The word popsicles has been misspelled as "popsackles" for comedic effect. End ID]

[falseknees]

Lake-Side Gallery

[girlnumbers]

aauuauauuuhahauaauhahHh euehhgah gweyeyhhhhhahhh nnnhnmnggjannm

[goodsirs]

Widow's Bay 1.04 "Beach Reads"

[sacred-portal]

[dailycatsblog]

[the-composite-doll]

Wait is that THIS cat?

IT IS

[robotdwarf]

Turns out the scheming eunuch's love for you is genuine

[oswednesday]

one time at a funeral i panicked and said the first drink i could think of and the bartender made me the pina colada With all the fixings all the trims all the bells and whistles i didnt even ask imagine youre at a funeral and the person besides you is drinking a pina colada with whip cream as tall as the drink with a cherry and an umbrella, thats what happened to me

[frootlooppoptarts]