If nothing else, at least I drink enough water.

100% sustainably sourced tears. Plus I'm a wife now!!!!!!!!

[usuallyproperlyhydrated]

i believe u should add the descriptor 'wife' to ur bio now thank u

does this outfit make me look married

[yeahiwasintheshit]

[dragongirlsnout]

don't cry okay? huge as fuck bowl of strawberry

[dragongirlsnout]

Don't cry okay? Huge as fuck container of blueberry

[dragongirlsnout]

don't cry okay? huge as fuck bag of blackberry

[dragongirlsnout]

if i had a quantity of raspberries this large i would end up on the news

[frootlooppoptarts]

[ava-deb]

HACKS: S02E05 / S03E05 / S05E10

[catcrumb]

[frootlooppoptarts]

[gremlinservant]

Just vaccinated three kids and got kicked thank GOD I am selling them today

Edit:

THIS IS A POST ABOUT GOATS!!

[shutyourmoustache]

When my mother forgets a word, she is the queen of coming up with new words. Words that would take a third National Treasure movie to fully decipher. I was talking to her yesterday, and she said this: “You know the time for los jibbities is coming up. You must be so excited!” Oh, is it time for los jibbities already? I must have missed it on my calendar. Are we celebrating something? “Of course! We should all be celebrating, shouldn’t we?” OK, so los jibbities is a happy thing. It’s not like something is giving you the heebie-jeebies, which would have been my one and only guess. “Los heebie-jeebies? Now you’re making things up...and this is my show.” You’re right. The time for los jibbities is coming up. Is this a season? “Yes, the season for love. The season for pride.” OK, los jibbities. “Yeah, sound it out.” Los…jibbities. LGBTs! “Sí, mira cuz you’re gay!” “You couldn’t just say pride season? You couldn’t just… *laughs*

[party-gilmore]

HAPPY LOS JIBBITIES EVERYBODY!!!

[greatmountainfloofsquatch]

The time for Los Jibbities has arrived!

[bambicest]

[bambicest]

DEADLOCH 2x04: Ladies Day Night Day Night

[undead-puppetry]

My favourite part of Deadloch is every time Abby’s on screen

[echofades]

Speaking of big, I have to show you something. HACKS | 5.10

[paperandpencilsandskips]

girl who has ibuprofen: I have ibuprofen if you need it btw

[lamignonette]

[sixohsixoheightfourtwo]

[podcastwizard]

i've started watching letterkenny again

[cheddar-baby]