A Thing That Does Stuff

A combination of a little less than 7,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 atoms existing on Tellus, located on the Orion–Cygnus Arm in the Virgo Supercluster until the events of Xenoblade Chronicles X (2045 I believe...?) and we all are driven away by aliens as our planet tragically explodes and New Vegas crashes onto Mira

[supermarioblosblog]

Have you seen Luigi?

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Yeah! He went that way!

[supermarioblosblog]

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

hehe *wipes sweat off my forehead* everything alright mario?

[supermarioblosblog]

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[artist-assassin-deactivated2021]

they got em

[artist-magritte-deactivated2020]

Time transfixed via Rene Magritte

Size: 146x97 cm Medium: oil, canvas

[o6eiyrskb4hg7rix8hih-deactivate]

dumb ass accidentally painted a train instead of a fire

[o6eiyrskb4hg7rix8hih-deactivate]

rene magritte has talent but this is a rookie mistake

[thetrashiestoftrash]

Please, I am begging you, visit the official Captain Marvel website

[thetrashiestoftrash]

I would post screenshots but they cannot possibly capture it.

[odakota-rose]

oh my god

[shittycryptids]

A glass that pushes cat off of counters

[draws-memes]

[punlich]

For a set of political philosophies so deeply based around collective action, the left is surprisingly talented at fighting each other over literally anything

[floccinaucinihilipilificationa]

[punlich]

Reblog if you would date a robot. I'm not a robot I'm just asking for a friend. I have skin.

[kiloueka]

is it your own skin though? As in you grew it, on your own body, from birth?

[punlich]

This skin was grown yes. On a human body. That is mine. I’m not a robot

[kiloueka]

Ok ok I’ll believe you… If you first tell me what this says:

[punlich]

I don’t need to prove myself to you how dare you, I love breathing oxygen

[tofuvi]

lounging.

[splatoonus]

New weapons inkoming! 10 weapons from Sheldon’s Picks that appeared in the original Splatoon game will be added to Splatoon 2 in a future update!

[leaderoftehpenguins]

YEEEEES

[leaderoftehpenguins]

aaaaaaw

I got my first like in years, from a porn bot

[leaderoftehpenguins]

It's been a while

[leaderoftehpenguins]

This account will be offline soon. Like, now.

Prepare for the fall of my garbage blog.

[leaderoftehpenguins]

Fuck

[splatoonus]

We received an urgent notification from Grizzco Industries:

“Due to…uh….tentacle difficulties, the weapons for the Salmon Run shift that starts Friday, September 15th at 5PM PT will be unknown until you clock in. And also, one of my personal belongings was accidentally mixed in to the weapon pool. If you happen to come across it, don’t even think about stealing it or go blabbing to the media about it. Failure to comply is grounds for immediate termination.”

[leaderoftehpenguins]

Grizzco Blaster

[marichka]

Goodbye, summer!

[splatoonus]

We received an urgent notification from Grizzco Industries:

“Due to…uh….tentacle difficulties, the weapons for the Salmon Run shift that starts Friday, September 15th at 5PM PT will be unknown until you clock in. And also, one of my personal belongings was accidentally mixed in to the weapon pool. If you happen you come across it, don’t even think about stealing it or go blabbing to the media about it. Failure to comply is grounds for immediate termination.”

[leaderoftehpenguins]

I'm so fucking excited

[vincent-van-gtg]

[fitnessdesire]

Can’t risk it

[laderdesders1]

The duck of creativity. I waited so long for it.