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icon credit: crambery; header credit: smoluglies; i promise im a real person; mostly rbs

[fearthefuzzybear]

oh uh. scuse me. just a lil snail crossing your dash

[brucefromfamilyguy]

[jeyneofpoole]

people being rabidly anti-piracy is always so jarring to me i forget that this sentiment exists over and over and i’m always shocked. you no like free movie 😟 ?

[emnesoi0]

kids' candy ads: this candy tastes good and you'll like it

adult candy ads: you are a dirty, filthy sinner who's going to hell for your indulgences. but god, don't you want it ? don't you feel the call of the void ? don't you finally want to finally fucking feel something in the middle of your stupid, pathetic, miserable life ? yes, you feel satan's hooks pulling at your flesh. you can't hold on any longer. give in and enjoy a $17 bar of chocolate with 98% cacao

[cannibalchicken]

[segamascott]

[wosp-reactivated]

Mondays aren't that bad once you cannot tell days apart from eachother

[crabussy]

hi everyone. do yourself a favour and go create a beautiful horse for me

[letterful]

[azvhaalk]

venison

[aropride]

this was written 100 years ago but it reads like a post i would make on my tumblr blog in 2026

[dailycatsblog]

[julesofnature]

“The light constantly changes, and that alters the atmosphere and beauty of things every minute.”  ~ Claude Monet

[tinykittygardencat]

senseless destruction

[podcastwizard]

NO DAD, air brushing unlicensed images of spongebob smoking weed on to t-shirts and selling them at a boardwalk was YOUR DREAM. i'm going to be a PROJECT MANAGER.

[piglitzart]

golden calf

[0fficelady]

Every day feels like sieging enemy castle with no trebuchet

[pallidprincess]

guys the gate is open

[meri-is-best-axolotl]

You don't know a damn thing about sieging