leadranach

[thebootydiaries]

Me: I just got stabbed I'm bleeding everywhere call an ambulance

Guy: Awh :( that sucks! I wish I could be there to cuddle with you

[pleasedontsqueezetheshhh]

[thoodleoo]

[babyboomerbullshit]

[eatmorebikes]

[awwcutepets]

[todaysbird]

DIRECT ACTION

[theweirdwideweb]

[fuckyeahchinesefashion]

©一边航来一遍拍

[hclark70]

[roslips]

SOMEONE PLS TELL ME THIS IS A JOKE

[kaijuno]

[angelicguy]

*stops time, jerks off everyone im fighting, time resumes, they all cum at once and while theyre cumming i slit their throats*

[wahbegan]

couldn’t….you just….slit their throats while time was frozen?

[angelicguy]

i had no time

[sarahconnorjr]

[catasters]

[juelzsantanabandana]

This the mood for tonight

[peachsip]

[unhappeon]

………open the gate.

[schizoyuri-deactivated20160514]

stop……having it be closed

[slavery]

I JUST GOT PEGGED IN A BENTLEYYYYYYY

[drcyan]