be FUCKING nice

//World of Darkness rp blog. Running on Mage20 rules. See pinned post for more info.//

[leafposting]

IC info

A backwoods Appalachia boy, Kel graduated from the best ag school in the state debt-free on one condition: he would serve the elder vampire who funded him.

In 2022, he skipped out on the deal.

Since then he's been constantly on the move, relying on his folk magic and goodwill from supernatural beings and humans alike to keep out of the elder's claws.

OOC about and rules:

18+ only. This is World of Darkness, after all. Child characters are usually okay to interact with Kel, but the person behind the keyboard must be an adult.

@corellianflyboy is my main/personal. This is a sideblog. I also run @knife-edged-dreams, @recursivegnostic, @boracyk, and @notchedwhip.

Don’t be an asshole OOC. If you’re a bigot or consistently rude I’m blocking you and moving on.

I occasionally softblock and URL filter IC blogs if the characters are based on themes that don’t play well with my personal history. Please don’t take it personally if that happens to you. I’d love to chat OOC or interact with other muses, just not those particular ones.

World of Darkness or similar muses strongly preferred for interaction. I don’t care if personal blogs follow or not. When reblogging dash games or ask memes, please either send one in or reblog from the source rather than me.

[cryptotheism]

Oh so now it's "heresy" if I take pages from the Bible and lay them on the bellies of pregnant women to ease childbirth? Tell that to the healthy ploughman tilling your radish fields.

[shithowdy]

found this cool branch in the woods. i want to mount it but i need to make sure it's clean before i nail it anywhere.

[gumi-megpoidd]

[nicholaschmidt]

[livias]

[psxui]

Koudelka (1999) - Items [Examine]

[rednines]

[weepingwidar]

Brett Bigbee (American, 1954) - Wanting Nothing (Ground Cover) (2019-2022)

[amnesiaguy]

so ummm welcome to my jar:) lemme show you around! theres some holes poked in the top so i can breathe, theres some leaves to munch on, and ive even got a twig! #mytwig

[moura-encantada]

Why do I have to be human if I could just be some sick ass creature that people sing about.

[leafposting]

You could always come join us Verbena about it!

[moura-encantada]

I'm going to be real, I can't even keep a cactus alive.

[leafposting]

Oh, so you haven't actually worked with one of us before. Yeah we do the plant thing but there's a lot of getting chucked out in the woods for a couple weeks. And the blood rituals. I know someone who went into large animal medicine and only does magic on livestock.

[moura-encantada]

Our nurse is one! Also, well I heard the sales pitch back then when I was looking who to join and idk, just doesn't seem like my thing.

I'm a city gal, if you throw me into the woods i'll just die😭

[leafposting]

They'd teach you how not to die first!

[moura-encantada]

No!!

First I die from woods exposure and then from sheer boredom!

[leafposting]

How could you possibly get bored in the woods?!?

[leafposting]

I only had permission to call myself a mage stead of apprentice after surviving a month and a half in the middle of fuckoff nowhere with my bare hands. Didn't even have a knife or clothes on my back to start with.

[throatslug]

Did they drop you off naked?

[leafposting]

Yuuuuup. Guy who trained me was a hardass mountain man and herb doctor.

[throatslug]

Ha!

[leafposting]

What's that ha! for? You have to swim across Lake Erie or somesuch?

[throatslug]

I'm laughing at you because they dropped you naked in the woods

And I didn't have to do much of anything :) I think we know different kinds of Verbena

[leafposting]

Yeahhh it was a little embarrassing but at least nobody else was around to see it for long. And I made myself new clothes pretty fast.

Prolly true. We got kind of our own little branch of the Tradition out here in the Appalachians.

[leafposting]

I only had permission to call myself a mage stead of apprentice after surviving a month and a half in the middle of fuckoff nowhere with my bare hands. Didn't even have a knife or clothes on my back to start with.

[throatslug]

Did they drop you off naked?

[leafposting]

Yuuuuup. Guy who trained me was a hardass mountain man and herb doctor.

[throatslug]

Ha!

[leafposting]

What's that ha! for? You have to swim across Lake Erie or somesuch?

[moura-encantada]

Why do I have to be human if I could just be some sick ass creature that people sing about.

[leafposting]

You could always come join us Verbena about it!

[moura-encantada]

I'm going to be real, I can't even keep a cactus alive.

[leafposting]

Oh, so you haven't actually worked with one of us before. Yeah we do the plant thing but there's a lot of getting chucked out in the woods for a couple weeks. And the blood rituals. I know someone who went into large animal medicine and only does magic on livestock.

[moura-encantada]

Our nurse is one! Also, well I heard the sales pitch back then when I was looking who to join and idk, just doesn't seem like my thing.

I'm a city gal, if you throw me into the woods i'll just die😭

[leafposting]

They'd teach you how not to die first!

[leafposting]

I only had permission to call myself a mage stead of apprentice after surviving a month and a half in the middle of fuckoff nowhere with my bare hands. Didn't even have a knife or clothes on my back to start with.

[consternatingconstellation]

what on earth bro.

[leafposting]

It was a test, they did train me first :I

[leafposting]

I only had permission to call myself a mage stead of apprentice after surviving a month and a half in the middle of fuckoff nowhere with my bare hands. Didn't even have a knife or clothes on my back to start with.

[throatslug]

Did they drop you off naked?

[leafposting]

Yuuuuup. Guy who trained me was a hardass mountain man and herb doctor.

[leafposting]

I only had permission to call myself a mage stead of apprentice after surviving a month and a half in the middle of fuckoff nowhere with my bare hands. Didn't even have a knife or clothes on my back to start with.

[moura-encantada]

Why do I have to be human if I could just be some sick ass creature that people sing about.

[leafposting]

You could always come join us Verbena about it!

[moura-encantada]

I'm going to be real, I can't even keep a cactus alive.

[leafposting]

Oh, so you haven't actually worked with one of us before. Yeah we do the plant thing but there's a lot of getting chucked out in the woods for a couple weeks. And the blood rituals. I know someone who went into large animal medicine and only does magic on livestock.