MaeMae

I was dragged back here against my will (They/them)

[cykelops]

chatgpt is a threat to the symbiotic relationship between fanfic writers and their betas. we are losing our traditions. eradicate the soulless machine and ask your friend who has a full time job and 3 kids to annotate your omegaverse fanfiction like any other responsible adult.

[status-quo-hater]

I think one of the funniest abortion stances I've heard was from my parents neighbor. He's a like, hard-core libertarian viking larper guy who is very tall and very fat and very bald.

He believes a fetus is human with a soul, but also its "basically attacking the woman's body" so if she wants to get rid of it, that's "basically self-defense". He compared it to shooting a home invader. So he supports abortion not as healthcare, but as killing a baby in self-defense

[status-quo-hater]

Y'know I'm so glad someone reminded me of this. Because this was also discussed.

My stepmother did NOT like the way her Libertarian Viking Neighbor framed pregnancy as the fetus "attacking the woman". She incredulously told him this was extremely disrespectful to expectant mothers to portray pregnancy as so violent and negative.

Libertarian Viking Neighbor's response was that people consensually hurt each other all the time, and "there's like a whole community about that, with the acronym the one that starts with a B" And his reasoning was that if the mother was consenting to bring attacked by the baby, it in fact wasn't violent and negative because there was consent.

He brought up people consensually hurting each other, didn't go for one of the obvious answers like boxing or body mods or something, no he went STRAIGHT TO BDSM and he DIDN'T EVEN REMEMBER THE ACRONYM

[leafsheep]

hi! Are you the author of “Begin at the beginning,” The King said? Sorry if this comes off as rude or pushy, i really do love your fic and just reread it recently, but have you abandoned it?

I am! It’s not abandoned no, I’m just a very easily distracted individual T-T currently I’m taking finals but I 100% will be continuing it! (Though admittedly I might also be slowly going through revising a lot of it) I’m glad you enjoy my writing!

As of current I have plans for up through book seven along with several side stories in my drafts so when I’m through with finals I should be back to working on it.

[pukicho]

I am so angry at you and hate you so much. die die die I hate you so very much

You are my biggest fan

[leafsheep]

Anon x puki enemies to lovers 200k slowburn

[pukicho]

Women take up a small but not insignificant percentage of the population

[leafsheep]

Proof?

[leafsheep]

As a writer who prides myself on my character analysis, it is SO FUNNY to read my old fics and wips bc so many of them are horrifically out of character and I sit there going “Girl noooo… they would not say thatttttt”

[leafsheep]

It’s over for yall the day I write my story about the Demigod child of Circe just fyi

[natsmagi]

ok i genuinely cant work up the energy to finish rendering this but shes too cute not to post

[leafsheep]

I’m obsessed with her she’s so cutesyyy

[attheendhello]

you heard it. reblog if u support yuri

[leafsheep]

so true

[carnival-phantasm]

[shoezuki]

obsessed with the canadian ghoulmaxxing acecel

[leafsheep]

I started explaining the plot of Brave and the Bold #83 (Lance Bruner issue) to my friends without naming names and I started with “Can y’all imagine your adoptive father saying hey this is a kid I’m taking in make him feel at home, and because you’re a good kid you try your best and the kid is a brat and a delinquent who keeps framing you for random things and you just accept the punishment because you wanna be nice to him,” and my friend responded with “this is the plot of Jojo’s” and I’m not upset but I was shaken because holy shit they’re right.

[hood-ex]

It would be so fuckin funny if Lance's bust was still at Wayne Manor to this day.

The Brave and the Bold #83

[leafsheep]

Ever since reading this comic I think about this all the time, like can you imagine being Jason or Damian and walking through the garden and you see a random bust of some kid and go “who even is that?” And Dick just goes, “oh… Yeah…. That’s Lance… he was your older brother, we don’t talk about him much.”

Like sorry WHAT.

[jungwildeandfree]

so this guy right he makes ancient egyptian themed furry costumes. he makes all kinds but mostly he specializes in Horus heads. it's his passion really. he loves to make the beautiful falcon head of the Sun God. anyway so he's at a con one day and he sees this whole bunch of people in middle kingdom dress with these indistinguishable animal heads. he's like. oh man these folks could really use a new source, i can hardly tell what animal those are! so he goes over and he says "hey guys! i see you are into ancient egyptian mythological themed furry costumes--if any of you are interested in being the radiant Son of Ra, I am the BEST in the business!"

and the group of people look at each other, then at him. awkward. finally one of them says: "uh. no thanks. we're all Set."

[s-cullayy]

[thatlittleegyptologist]

This has been sent to me four times today, so I'm condemning OP to be judged by the 42 and fall into Nuun.

[datundit]

I think every laugh will make OP’s heart a bit lighter.

@thatlittleegyptologist

Judge OP’s heart

I laughed, I lighten his heart.

His heart shall be heavier for this.

Voting ended onMar 1

[sunbentshadows]

[jasontoddscrowbars]

The boys took Damian to get his license. Stood behind him as he’s filling out the questionnaire.

Damian: have you had seizures, fainted, been blacked out or concussed on the last six months?

The boys all stared down at the paper. They began to flashback to all the times they’ve hit their heads fighting and ko’d themselves, been punched by a bad guy and seen stars. How Tim is always collapsing from exhaustion every week yet he’s out there driving in a constant comatose state. Jason even got on his bike right after coming back to life. Bruce, don’t get them started on Bruce.

The longer they stared, the clerk began to suspiciously look at them.

Jason: nah, I’ve never seen you pass out.

Dick: nope. You’re good.

Tim: totally fine.

Damian:

Damian: *🖍️*

[leafsheep]

My favorite part of this is the implication Damian is filling out his questionnaire to get his license in red crayon

[dykespeare-deactivated20181228]

reblog if ur mom is smart and beautiful

[confident-fear]

This is one of my favorite sites on here because everyone who reblogged it truly believes it because their moms won’t actually see it