Leaf~

18+ only! Lewd Content (Eventually)! Princess of the Trans Plantgirls! 🏳️‍⚧️🌱 I write fun smut! 💚 Commissions Closed! Asexual Pervert! 30s! She/Her plz!

[leaftilde]

How did I get back here?

[veryberryskye]

turns out when you specifically seek out extremely pathetic and clumsy women to be your knights and maids they arent very good at being knights or maids

[veryberryskye]

you think you’re so funny don’t you. GUARDS. OFF WITH H- no- no its okay dont cry guards its okay im sorry i raised my voice its okay no im not mad at you

[atanertheartist]

grab some shepard sketches that’s all i offer now

[sleepyjump]

you're in his dms playing league or something. i'm in her past subtly altering key memories just enough to create a series of coincidences and funny stories and symbols that will lay the groundwork both for her inevitable transition and her tendency towards religious delusion specifically involving a few carefully chosen phrases and images i'm planting all throughout her memory. but have fun in jungle or whatever the fuck

[sleepyjump]

you're on the phone with him talking about the sigil he keeps scribbling all over his notebooks in a handwriting nothing like his own. im in the original post already changing her pronouns retroactively

[bunpoizonz]

reblog to give a trans woman a yummy burger

[bunpoizonz]

glad i reached my target audience of ppl showing love to their trans gfs/wives through the power of burger

[bunpoizonz]

okay so since making this post i've become the target audience

[shencomix]

I really appreciate you as a Cis person for being such a huge trans ally.

[kristaferanka]

Nico<3Karolina 

New Print debuting at NYCC table E8 online afterwards.

[tooquirkytolose]

‘The Magic of Jingle Sleigh Heights’

Or: Hallmark Christmas movie turned horror lol

[battle-sister-ames]

warhammer fact of the day:

did you know? the Sabbat-pattern helmet used by the Sisters Militant of the Adepta Sororitas was designed with a liftable visor so that they can kiss and make out with each other while wearing it (they may have to tilt their heads a little).

this is true and canon. verified information.

[lexsnotdead]

this post was fact checked and approved by the order of our martyred lady.

and definitely not scaled down to fit or anything

[pitbolshevik]

the thing about (mostly cishet) men insisting that women are never interested in cars (and i suspect this is true for many male dominated hobbies) is that if you hang around in car nerd circles enough you will quickly discover that that's completely untrue and what is actually happening is that women who are interested in cars are not telling men that they like cars unless they know the guy is normal because like 75% of the time these guys respond by either acting super condescending or sexually harassing them

[leaftilde]

Guy: man I wish I could meet a gal who was into some of the same things I am......

Gal: Hey! I'm into one of your interests

Guy: No you aren't

many such cases

[griffonatrix]

[leaftilde]

Me presenting my new hyperfixation (tall boys being gentle and affectionate with freshly hatched trans women) to an increasingly confused and disinterested audience

[biscoitorecheado]

She's so tired

Anyway, continuing the "Mary Jane as Spider-Woman" thing, based on the Sam Rami trilogy

Hope you like it :)

[leaftilde]

Boys should fuck and they should only feel shame about it if it'd make things hotter for them.

[marvelsrunaways]

Runaways #3 cover art by Kris Anka

[astronnova]

Could Peni and Gwen pull off an outfit swap?

they could try but the staggering difference in body type might make that difficult (unless they get outfits tailored for them)

[kamyiin]

It’s never too late