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[lord-of-dice-and-kinks]

Reminder for you little sluts and kinksters out there:

I might degrade you, but don’t forget I’m only doing this to make a partner/person wet. That I’m aiming the degradation at things you like to hear (with consent). That I don’t actually think of myself as superior to you in any way. And that the goal is to make you subby and wet. And not to actually hurt your feelings or disrespecting you.

When you think a playpartners goals are to actually disrespect you. Or if you doubt how they genuinely feel about you. Be careful.

Kink safely. Consent matters.

[imagineyourepregnant]

Babymaking

(To fill the request of a guy cumming with one large sperm rather than many small ones! Note: I left alex’s gender unspecified on purpose, it’s up to you)

Ryan had never cum properly before. He had gotten sex ed in school, he knew what cumming was, and he knew what it meant and the consequences. When you cum, a sperm about the size of a golf ball (and lots of fluid) travels down the length of your penis and into your partner. If you cum in someone, you get a baby. Now, thankfully, like most young men he had the ability to orgasm without cumming, but he knew that the orgasm he’d get from cumming would be better than ever before, and he would yearn for it for the rest of his life. But today was the day. He and his partner, Alex, had decided now was the time to start a family.

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[librarycards]

in short, nobody “has” to stay alive, but I encourage everyone to hold out for a time in which you’re grateful you’re still here; a set of moments in another place and time that would only be possible if you, here and now, made the choice to carry on

[milk-b0i-deactivated20220413]

The idea of someone knocking me up and then grabbing onto my baby bump while they fuck me, telling me how I’m all theirs and full of their seed 🥴

[dollylex]

wanna wake up in the middle of the night to you sleepily thrusting your cock into my little pussy and slowly filling me up 🥺

[sicklygrl]

get in loser we’re thinking about the youth you lost while experiencing mental illness

[lavenderlion]

I'm gonna say this a lot nicer than I'd like to, because I have 18/19 year-olds following me and I dont want them to feel rejected because they likely need more support than they realize.

If you're over 25 (and this is being extremely generous) and you would date a teenager, just block me. You know better, they don't. Just let them develop as people, they're not ready for adult relationships, and it's wrong of you to expect them to fulfill your needs.

[lavenderlion]

If you're a teenager dating someone over the age of 25, please read the comments people have left in the tags of this post.

[learningmybody]

Me 2 seconds after I brat out

[canariess]

One day we are gonna have a discussion about how a lot of cis men in the DDLG community are straight pedos cosplaying as your local friendly neighbourhood daddy dom. So many of you delight in the idea of fucking 18 year olds because it's the youngest possible age were no legal action will be taken against you. The fetishisation of adult teens is sick. And we all know it's only the law stopping you from going younger

[wholeheartedsuggestions]

happy pride to everyone still trying to figure out where they fit on the spectrum. take your time and don’t feel obligated to stick to a term. 💗

[lover-suggest]

you are in love with me (threat)

[toastbutteregg]

[anexperimentallife]

[corporationkills]

ceo of being weird by myself in my bedroom.

[fadedlovemp3]

changing your sheets is the hardest thing in the whole world who the fuck cares about sisyphus and his stupid rock i have to take the sheets off my bed and then put new ones on and then in a little bit? ill have to do it again

[detectivehole]

i'm not actually mad i just like the comedic delivery of righteous but pointless anger