In the nest

Am I supposed to write something profound here? Oh well, hey. My name is Clint Barton and I work at S.H.I.E.L.D. I'm pretty damn good with my bow.

[leatherpantsandarrows-blog]

iprivatizedworldpeace started following you

Oh, it’s just you, Stark. What d’ya need?

[iprivatizedworldpeace-blog]

Nothing, actually. I’m just, y’know, walking. Around. That way. -gestures aimlessly-

[leatherpantsandarrows-blog]

[He eyes him carefully] You sure? There’s no tricks or a new piece of equipment you want to try? Because, uh, I’m not a guinea pig, Stark.

[iprivatizedworldpeace-blog]

Hey, now. Come on. Do you think I’m that much of a bad guy? -appears incredulous- I only used you for a guinea pig one time, Legolas. One time.

[leatherpantsandarrows-blog]

Yeah and that one time I couldn't aim for a week. [Clint shifts his weight to his other leg and crosses his arm over his chest] Electric shocks aren't entirely harmless.

[leatherpantsandarrows-blog]

iprivatizedworldpeace started following you

Oh, it’s just you, Stark. What d’ya need?

[iprivatizedworldpeace-blog]

Nothing, actually. I’m just, y’know, walking. Around. That way. -gestures aimlessly-

[leatherpantsandarrows-blog]

[He eyes him carefully] You sure? There's no tricks or a new piece of equipment you want to try? Because, uh, I'm not a guinea pig, Stark.

[leatherpantsandarrows-blog]

((Watch as I relearn how to be Clint.))

[leatherpantsandarrows-blog]

iprivatizedworldpeace started following you

Oh, it's just you, Stark. What d'ya need?

[leatherpantsandarrows-blog]

((Whoa, I just remembered the email for this :X))

[asgardiantrickster-blog]

[[Guys. I’ve.. I’ve made a new RP account *A* I’M WADE AGAIN.

http://bewarethechimichanga.tumblr.com/ 

Go talk to Wade. ehe.]]

[leatherpantsandarrows-blog]

[[Reblogging from my Loki account. ehehe.]]

[leatherpantsandarrows-blog]

((HIATUS!))

((Yes, lovelies. I'm putting this on Hiatus. Stay strong and be awesome in life, guys <3))

[leatherpantsandarrows-blog]

We’re, uh… We’re talking about the same person, aren’t we? Big dude with blonde hair, talks in a loud voice and like Shakespeare. Right? Thor from Asgard, sharing with you?

[narcissisttonystark-deactivated]

No, the red head who could probably kill *hic* I mean err… yes? [Tony flushed, he really hadn’t meant to say that. What kind of liquior did Natasha keep anyway?]

[leatherpantsandarrows-blog]

[Clint stared absolutely dumbfounded. Tony had taken Tasha's stash? He smirked now, thinking of the consequences] Oh Stark, man. You better hope that she doesn't find out. I mean, I can get by with a broken bone or two, but man, she might kill you.

[leatherpantsandarrows-blog]

[he eyes him] How’d you coerce Thor into giving you his booze?

[narcissisttonystark-deactivated]

He’s good at sharing. [Tony shrugged, looking squirrely]

[leatherpantsandarrows-blog]

We're, uh... We're talking about the same person, aren't we? Big dude with blonde hair, talks in a loud voice and like Shakespeare. Right? Thor from Asgard, sharing with you?

[leatherpantsandarrows-blog]

Damn.. I need to get back into the loop of things around here.

[roman-off-deactivated20120720]

Hey there Clint, guess who’s back from a three day coma? This girl. 

[leatherpantsandarrows-blog]

Where’d you go? You kind of just left before saying bye. Are you okay?

[roman-off-deactivated20120720]

S.H.E.I.L.D has been sending me here and there. I only get a break every now and then. She sighed heavily and cracked her back) I need another vacation…

[leatherpantsandarrows-blog]

And you didn't tell me?

I'm joking, but if you need a vacation, I'm sure we'd be able to sneak off somewhere.

[narcissisttonystark-deactivated]

[nods] It’s awesome though.

[leatherpantsandarrows-blog]

[he hums, gauging the burning] Yeah, I guess it is. Where’d you get it?

[narcissisttonystark-deactivated]

I ‘borrowed’ it. [smirks and drinks more]

[leatherpantsandarrows-blog]

[Clint looks around the room and chuckles] Who’d you borrow it from? Eyepatch? Thor?

[narcissisttonystark-deactivated]

Yes. Thor’s Asgardian liquor is strong stuff. [Tony agreed, much too easily. If Clint found out who he really took the alcohol from, he might freak.]

[leatherpantsandarrows-blog]

[he eyes him] How'd you coerce Thor into giving you his booze?

[leatherpantsandarrows-blog]

((Haven't been to sleep yet. No fucks given. I'm thinking how good the bed will feel when it hits my back tonight. Mmmmmm.))

[narcissisttonystark-deactivated]

[nods] It’s awesome though.

[leatherpantsandarrows-blog]

[he hums, gauging the burning] Yeah, I guess it is. Where’d you get it?

[narcissisttonystark-deactivated]

I ‘borrowed’ it. [smirks and drinks more]

[leatherpantsandarrows-blog]

[Clint looks around the room and chuckles] Who'd you borrow it from? Eyepatch? Thor?

[leatherpantsandarrows-blog]

[He takes the bottle and unscrews the top and takes a quick swig from it. It burned going down, but he showed no sign of it or so he thought] God.. strong stuff. Wait, so why are we drinking?

[narcissisttonystark-deactivated]

[DRINKS HIS OWN BOTTLE] BECAUSE WE ARE SEXY FUCKERS.

[leatherpantsandarrows-blog]

Whoa. Use your inside voice, Stark. [he takes another drink, getting to half the bottle] Really, really strong…

[narcissisttonystark-deactivated]

[nods] It’s awesome though.

[leatherpantsandarrows-blog]

[he hums, gauging the burning] Yeah, I guess it is. Where'd you get it?

[leatherpantsandarrows-blog]

Damn. It's pretty slow around here, huh?

[leatherpantsandarrows-blog]

Hey guys, I'm back. It's, uh, been a while. 

Yeah, small talk isn't my thing.