May the Force be with you. No, wait, not you.

HE'S A HUMAN! What you don't realize is that Kylo Ren is making you all this money and all you do is write a bunch of crap about him!

[quick2love]

“don’t let it bother u” baby i’m gonna be bothered by this for the next 10 years

[alexiela]

He noticed.

[vicruls-moved]

The DARK SIDE of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural.

[luisonte]

[machetelanding]

Boys will be boys

[bunniope]

obi-wan: the jedi council says marriage is a sin

anakin: what about all your grindr hook-ups

obi-wan: im not marrying them

[theforceawakens]

work song - hozier

[isildur-elessar]

[that-catholic-shinobi]

i’m sorry i’m laughing but this gif set is usually paired with Anakin being a good kind person which makes it sad, but a perspective of Obi Wan telling Luke blatant lies is hilarious

[weddedandbeheaded-deactivated20]

A youtube comment on Adam Driver I’M-

[hel-lo-there]

[violet-static]

@richterbelmont

[tyrantisterror]

Gonna make up my own side of the Force called “The Side That Fucks” because the light side won’t let you have a relationship but the dark side won’t let you value anyone besides yourself, so obviously using the force while being in a loving, committed relationship requires its own side for some fucking reason.

It’s called “The Side That Fucks” instead of “The Side That Loves” because I also want the light and dark side to look shitty and lame by comparison, because they are.

[tyrantisterror]

Light side is definitely the worst one because they won’t even let you have platonic familial relationships.  If you become a jedi and ever worry about how your mom is a slave on Tatooine you’re basically doomed to become a Space Hitler, and Yoda will remind you of that fact every time you speak to him.  At least the Sith can have, like, a Father/Son business, although dad will expect his son to murder him eventually (and be proud of him when he does because, y’know, no healthy relationships for Sith, either he kills you or you kill him).

[tyrantisterror]

Rules for The Side That Fucks Force Users:

1. Don’t be a dick

2. The compassion you have for your loved ones should be extended to all people

3. Freedom is the right of all sentient beings

4. Every The Side That Fucks user gets to have at least one cool alien monster as a mount

5. No Force power is off limits so long as you subscribe to rule 1, there’s no reason shooting lightning from your fingertips should be inherently evil

6. Every thursday you gotta cook a porg with force lightning, trust me it’s delicious

7. Just practice some self restraint, it’s not that fucking hard

[systlin]

This is the Gray Jedi but your name is way better and they should use it at once. 

[polkapoweredzombietrex]

The Gray Jedi: The Side that FUCKS

[kylo-is-sad]

There is nothing WRONG or SAD with playing "Big Girls Don't Cry" on repeat

[lueminous]

Rey: *buries anakin's lightsaber in sand*

Anakin:

[kenobirey]

J.J. Abrams lying at STAR WARS The Rise of Skywalker Celebration Panel, April 2019

[mnemehoshiko]

[leavekyloalone]

I'm having trouble articulating it, but

post-tros Rey pausing to talk to Ben through the Force in everyday situations like it's perfectly normal to talk to ghosts bc it takes no effort to reach his spirit. Finn and Poe co-general together in their lives as leaders, and Rey works w her Force ghost other half, that's how it goes

[benperorsolo]

Moving my own twitter thread here–

[kingsleigh]

❖ Dark!Rey in Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker (2019)

[standard-muse]

Solos