ok, but listen

| Kaitlyn | They/Them | 30 | @localtrashgoblin on ao3 | probably the horniest asexual you know |

[setulose]

fujoing out again in margaritaville

[c0l0rsp1k3]

[roach-works]

the word 'swim' is doing a lot of heavy work here

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Not half as much as the audio is

[explore-animals-and-wildlife]

[angrrrl]

[dimorisik]

could be nice

could be

hands touch

[desinteresse]

Men who talk shit about gold diggers underestimate the grit it takes to put up with an insufferable man, even when money is involved. We should be thanking them for their service like they are veterans.

[little-trash-ghost]

Can't leave this in the tags..

[tempered-grace]

very funny to me that calories is legit just a measure of energy. you can convert it to joules. (4186 joules in one kcal). really drives home the absurdity of diet culture.

[dollgirllandsknecht]

She has over 4 megajoules of energy.

and this little lady is only 4 Calories

[melancholygirls]

I passed a flower shop next to a tattoo shop and at first I laughed because I thought it was ironic and then i freaked because IMAGINE YOUR OTP IN A FLORIST/TATTOO ARTIST AU

[stillalittlekid]

OMG I COULD TOTALLY IMAGINE THEM LIKE THAT IT WOULD BE SO PERFECT

[christ-with-a-why]

[aridante]

[buckitten]

it’s been years and this gif still do things to me and the queer community

[cherrylaine]

An endless list of Buffy’s cinematic crushes: [6/?] Ethan Hawke as Edward Dalton in Daybreakers (2009)

[mr-leach]

My own son??? Happy to see ME??? For real?!?

[targetedknowledge]

[onibi-onibi]

(タプタプお腹 | キュルZ さんのマンガ | ツイコミ(仮)から)

[sillystigmata]

STUNNING!

[sicumerat]

And who takes care of the child?

(special thanks to @fractalspaces for suggesting the veil 💓)

[uservik]

No one messes with mermaids. HAPPY 20 YEARS, H2O: JUST ADD WATER! (FIRST AIRED JULY 7, 2006)

[dogpuppy]

[4th-make-quail]

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