ok, but listen

| Kaitlyn | They/Them | 30 | @localtrashgoblin on ao3 | probably the horniest asexual you know |

[setulose]

fujoing out again in margaritaville

[ghstwht]

Happy pride to whatever the hell these two have 🙄🏳️‍🌈

[chelsamander]

[eosphoroz]

Lestat: "Lelio! Not Harlequin!"

Armand: "He also loved to wear these btw"

[diabloii]

no more puppy girls or puppy boys or cat girls or cat boys you have to start picking new animals and be adults heres an acceptable list of pickings

• velociraptor woman

• mantis woman

• boar woman

• oyster man

• seagull man

• humpback whale man idk why im putting all the men at the ocean

[crabussy]

really fond of humans just from an appearance standpoint. the long legs. the manes of hair that can come in practically any colour and texture. those crazy high-contrast eyes with the white scleras and colourful irises. the fingers being so much longer than the toes. there's a lot to love. solid 10/10 animal species

[crabussy]

BAFFLINGLY SPOT ON COMPARISON.

[mcsryaoihell]

my bonnies

[mosslingg]

My liege im sorry to break it to you but your advisor that's actually evil and wants you dead turned out to be straight. I know you really wanted to have an enemies to lovers situation with him. Yeah I'm afraid the poisoning didn't hold any romantic intent behind it. The king of the enemy kingdom is bisexual though, I could send him a letter? Yes, I'll make sure to include multiple threats of homoerotic nature. You will have your toxic yaoi, my liege

[land-of-daniel]

[galaxywarp]

once you realize you don’t actually need to sleep, you can really (stops talking abruptly and stares straight ahead for 4 minutes)

[kvothes]

a good thread

[klaasje]

really good text from my sister in law

[lostnlucky]

i wake up everyday and prove that gay men can be just as lame as straight men

[mens-rights-activia]

[frenchtwist]

[eroticcult]

Immorale, 1993 by Helmut Newton.

[beloved-icarus]

Mesopotamian girl sending clay tablets to her best friend who lives five city states to the west: what if..... Enkidu begot Gilgamesh with child?🤭

[isabelleadjani]

Ladies truly are the dolls of maids.

THE HANDMAIDEN dir. Park Chan-wook, 2016