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“Where you go, you leave half the world overturned behind you. You are more dangerous than Bonaparte in your own way, you and that beast of yours.”

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Shoutout to @cozy-fish-crow for reminding me of this amazing quote.

But it’s done! A little messy, a few mistakes, but it’s done and I’m happy.

Post that gets better on remembering that the trash compactor monster is canonically a force sensitive lesbian.

porterdavis

This would get my vote

flea883

And refund the money they stole back to the American people.

If we don't import oil, get off Opec prices.

c-53

I’m obsessed with my 19 year old coworker. I was telling him about how my crashout divorced dad got a sugar mommy by going to random churches and having screaming sobbing breakdowns in the pews until a random rich christian widow was like ‘I can fix him’. And he went ‘yo thats tech. The meta is changing.’

porterdavis

jackizmydog

Jimmy was too good of a human to be president. Requirements seem to lean towards maniacal evil these days.

istadris

Naomi Novik really said "dragons as mysterious beasts to be tamed HTTYD-style AND dragons as unfairly mistreated intelligent creatures fighting for their rights AND dragons as imperial/royal figures of authority AND dragons as hoarders of anything including people AND dragons as murderous feral monsters AND dragons as greedy capitalists AND dragons as math nerds AND dragons as Winged-Lizard-Shaped Cats AND dragons as intelligent, long-lived, graceful creatures AND dragons as dummy himbos" without once contradicting herself and I respect her for that.

charlesoberonn

Heartwarming story: Little girl doesn’t have to do anything to fund her dad’s surgery because his expenses are covered by his country’s universal healthcare.

charlesoberonn

Human determination: Man bikes 18 miles to work every morning because he wants to and not because he can’t afford a car and would be fired if he’s late.

charlesoberonn

Spirit of Brotherhood: Neighbors host housewarming party for elderly resident who doesn’t need help in paying rent because his pension is more than enough.

hyperlexichypatia

SO INSPIRING: Local middle school students bake dozens of cupcakes because their home economics class is doing a baking unit. Their school is fully funded with everything they need.

blandandtasteless

This feels like calibrating my normal detector

huariqueje

Nasturtiums - Stanisław Wyspiański , 1903.

Polish , 1869-1907

Crayon , 113.5 x 154 cm.

thefingerfuckingfemalefury

Karolina: ......

I am looking RESPECTFULLY >.>

nitpickspot

She did NOT go to ALL THAT WORK so her GF could look RESPECTFULLY dammit!

thefingerfuckingfemalefury

"LOOK AT ME THIRSTILY!!!!"

hipsternumbertwo

Smosh Finally Learns Animals w/ ‪@AlveusSanctuary‬

the-quasar-hero

The fascinating thing about the word ‘nigga’ vis-à-vis nonblack ppl that use it and/or want to use it without consequences, is that the majority of them would sooner eat glass than spend one day being considered and/or being treated as a Black person.

If you’re nonblack you can reblog this BUT ☝🏿 don’t act up

thebizza

They want our rhythm, but they damn sure don't want our blues.

crow-caller

as a child there's nothing cooler than a kid who gets subjected to evil experiments and gains special abilities. it's even cooler if these abilities also cause unfathomable suffering to use/against others. children love stories like this.