White Noise

Basically one step above a lurker. Don't mind me.

[mini-wrants]

The thing that’s always missing from the “women didn’t fight for the right to work they were already working they fought to get paid” is that many women also very much wanted to work.

Women wanted to be lawyers and engineers and chemists. They wanted to use their brains in challenging and interesting ways. They wanted to get the satisfaction from solving problems and inventing new shit and getting attention for it.

I know not everyone is born with intellectual curiosity or drive or determination but some people are and many of those people are women.

[mini-wrants]

[mini-wrants]

Literally.

[mls-classics]

[peelingmandarins]

unmarried childless women whenever there's a newly released low birthrate statistic

[dogpuppy]

[striders]

disgraced nascar driver pulling over after a devastating loss and shooting the car in the head like an injured horse

[dankxsinatra]

Where's his Oscar?

[draconym]

i would rather see the information for an event handwritten in sharpie on a paper towel than see another AI generated flyer

[fandom-man]

[coffee-without-anesthetics]

never kill yourself . your next apple could be so good it makes you feel like a horse

[oulious]

[valtsv]

wore my thigh high boots on a walk today and we had to take a path through some long grass and while everyone else was rolling their pants into their socks and putting on jackets to protect themselves from ticks i was standing there smug as hell in my thigh high leather boots.

[valtsv]

a hoe never gets lyme disease

[perditionsflames]

[jackdawwhat]

To anyone upset about how ‘cringe’ Lestat’s voice is, reminder that THIS is the opening paragraph of The Vampire Lestat (1985):

All things considered, Rolin Jones and Hannah Moscovitch are being generous. Lestat is NOT cool, despite how hard he tries.

[demonpoppyseed]

The opening to Queen of the Damned:

[jockinit]

having friends is important because otherwise you’ll stay convinced your parents are normal

[probuccalfat]

nobody else doing it like me. particularly because the way i’m doing it is needlessly difficult

[cpericardium]

[sexhaver]

not my pic but this is the cleanest Storrowing i've ever seen. hats and roofs off to this unknown rental truck driver for full sending it with 0 hesitation

[achillesvevo-deactivated2020090]

[yamitamiko]

me, holding a pizza box and shouting: SUE!

customer walks up

me: sue?

customer opens the box, frowns, and sticks her finger in the pizza: i didn’t order pepperoni

me, with a voice devoid of any emotion: ……. sue?

customer: oh! no i’m (name)!

the actual sue, materializing at my elbow: is that a pizza for sue?

me: would you like some free breadsticks to eat while we remake you pizza? another customer touched it

‘another customer’ sheepishly mumbles sorry

sue, who has clearly worked with the public: you take as long as you need to, honey

[tinyhipsterboy]

me, shouting at the top of my lungs: ICED VENTI VANILLA LATTE FOR JENNIFER

male customer standing right in front of me turns to look

me: jennifer? iced vanilla latte?

customer says nothing, takes the drink, shoves straw in, takes a long sip

customer: i wanted this hot. i ordered a small hot decaf skinny vanilla latte.

me: are you jennifer?

customer: no, i’m daniel

[pg-chan]

Some people wonder why people fight wars, but I have no trouble imagining reasons for people to just haul off on each other. 

[maswartz]

People like this should have to pay full price for the order they ruined.

[the-haiku-bot]

People like this should

have to pay full price for the

order they ruined.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[greseadraws]

Thinking of how there's the option to eat the tadpole in bg3 and how laios would probably eat it if he was in the game

(Senshi only stops him so he can eat it gourmet/cooked)