Try saying "no" to these salty parabolas...

I read books. Often.

[the-bees-are-beeing]

Germany vs Curaçao

Undav 78'

[regentochter]

People always say that Germans aren’t funny but we just beat the record for most World Cup goals by winning a match 7-1. Who previously held that record you may ask?

Brazil.

[valarrrtargaryen]

nico schlotterbeck celebrates scoring germany's second goal v. curaçao during their opening match of the 2026 world cup, 14.06.2026

[leonsliga]

the face of a man who’s about to ground them teammates kids

[dieclownschaft]

this is happening bc we arent wearing the rainbow captain armband.

[lilyoftheval]

[neuerthegoat]

Eine Nachricht von Manu an euch! ❤️🤍

(A message from Manu to you all! ❤️🤍)

[lilyoftheval]

[emeraldphilo]

curaçao manager’s name being dick advocaat

[diemannschaftblr]

@/DFB_Team: For Germany! 🖤❤️💛

#fifaworldcup #dfbteam 📸 GES, DFB/Thomas Böcker

[diemannschaftblr]

Germany national team Official 2026 World Cup portraits:

➡ #⃣1️⃣ Manuel Neuer (FC Bayern Münich)

© Jared C. Tilton - FIFA/FIFA via Getty Images

[leavesoflorien]

We ready Neuer girlies?!

[leavesoflorien]

God, they’re getting feisty. Bit afraid we’re going to see a fight.

[leavesoflorien]

SCOTLAND!!!!!!

[leavesoflorien]

Let’s go Scotland!! The Tartan Army have been so much fun to watch the last few days.

[soyalexnajera]

MY MOOD FOR THE NEXT MONTH BECAUSE OF THE WORLD CUP 🇲🇽💚

[leavesoflorien]

Makin’ it rain with yellow cards. Hot damn

[leavesoflorien]

This second half is so damn messy