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Will Smith (Lobster)

#is he worried about getting called gay because that train has left the station #just wear the fucking sunscreen man all of you are bright red #will smith hockey #wsh #wsh2 #willmack

Mike Grier I've had quite enough of you today.

#I am going to put my phone down and I expect him to do the same #san jose sharks #sharks lb

I was gearing up to get all emotional about Eky’s post but then I saw who liked

#ariana what are you doing here #how did I not know this #I did some research and he follows a couple of Swedish players including Wenny #but not Eky tho #I mean it makes sense I guess but I still did not expect that crossover #william eklund #edvin ryding #san jose sharks #young royals #I am tagging yr cuz that’s what I know him from #idk why this suprised me Sweden is not that big but still #like I had a vague memory of reading that Wenny followed him a while ago but I didn’t know he followed him back

showmethesharks

(sniffle) kissing my (sob) swedish boy over face time (wailing)

riplore

haha remember how eky has been here from the start of the painful rebuild and said how it sucked to keep losing games and losing friends and it felt good to finally start winning and be able to keep and re-sign friends instead and he was excited to come back next year :) remember when victor said eky and mack were always facetiming during the off-season and that he hadn’t had a chance to meet mack in person yet but he was really excited to and that his brother really loved being a shark :) remember how eky was one of mack’s biggest supporters during mack’s rookie season and one of misa’s biggest supporters during misa’s rookie season and always one of the first guys into every scrum and got into more fights to defend mack than even our defensemen and never stopped supporting his teammates even when he was getting torn apart by the media for not being able to score :)

#my heart hurts #I woke up and he was still traded and now I have fucking sens fans on my timeline talking about him #good for you guys but also stop perceiving him right now #I understand the logic behind the trade and if we play it right I must admit that it was a probably a good decision #but logic doesn’t help with my feelings #I still want to put my head through a wall

„Let me just check tumblr before I go to bed!“

#man wtf #but reavo might stay?#FUCKING DELLY???#had to block the senators on twitter when I saw their fuckass tweet YOU DO NOT GET TO SPEAK HIS NAME #I am irritated I am agitated I am aghast #I watched the new hotd episode got my period and received Eky trade news all in 24 hours #the Lord is testing me truly #william eklund #san jose sharks #in all seriousness tho i suppose it isn’t the most unexpected news but still #kinda wonder whats going to happen with the 9oa pick #they are passing that kid around right now I wonder if we’ll keep it or if we’ll use it in another trade #Willmack #tagging them because at this point the tag has become more mainstream than the actual team tag

People always say that Germans aren’t funny but we just beat the record for most World Cup goals by winning a match 7-1. Who previously held that record you may ask?

Brazil.

#fifa world cup 2026 #dfb team #germany nt #I think we are hilarious and very greedy apparently

The name change is actually a ploy to distract us from the only TikTok in months being a picture of ingredients. A picture. What do you want me to do with that William.

#not even the recipe in the caption or something #just a picture #like congrats on being able to afford all that in this economy I guess???#he should change his name to will smith (gatekeeper)#will smith hockey #willmack #the name change for branding purposes makes sense to me #but I kinda have to giggle at him leaning into the (Hockey) bit as well #that is truly his name now

#my fault for going on that app really #I feel like it was obvious from the start that both Sid and Mack would have been happy with the other having it #like do people seriously think Sid is being disrespected here #by Macklin Celebrini of all people #as if Sid wasn’t a driving force in the making of this decision #he was not gonna steal the candy from the baby cmon #macklin celebrini #sidney crosby #iihf worlds 2026 #iihf world championship

vzb-on-venus

obviously very proud of mack for getting to keep the c, but I’m a little confused. did they not even consider sam dickinson?

#„Sid is passing on the torch!“ WRONG #Sam Dickinson has taught Macklin everything he knows actually #macklin celebrini #sam dickinson

I feel like there are no more towers left to hit and we haven’t even gotten that TikTok yet

#it’s like every time they are are about to leave the tags something new happens #they are trending more than they did during the actual season #will smith hockey #macklin celebrini #willmack #look at what they’ve done to me #since when am I posting this much anyway

regentochter

I would like to formally apologise to Macklin Celebrini for ever making fun of his behaviour yesterday. I would also attempt a shitty keg stand and end up in the loving arms of a group of men if my special boybestfriend was getting zooted with his old situationship. In matching clothes no less.

regentochter

Okay nevermind he‘s just a hoe

#in light of recent events #I wonder where the rest of wills harem is are they allowed to join in too #like if I was Leno I‘d be pissed right now because why am I being excluded I didn‘t elbow him in the face #will smith hockey #macklin celebrini #willmack #again this is all funny haha jokey please don‘t put me on instagram

I would like to formally apologise to Macklin Celebrini for ever making fun of his behaviour yesterday. I would also attempt a shitty keg stand and end up in the loving arms of a group of men if my special boybestfriend was getting zooted with his old situationship. In matching clothes no less.

#will smith (serial cheater)#leno was also there Christ I would have done worse #that picture is absolutely hilarious tho Gabe is GONE #will smith hockey #macklin celebrini #willmack #I am going to go to sleep and istg if I wake up and find this post on twitter TRUST you will be dealt with #people have been getting too comfortable lately please let this stay in the bubble #also this is obviously a joke I am glad they aren’t losers with only one friend #(like me)

Sam Dickinson is a stronger person than me because there is absolutely no way I would have been able to keep it together after „I like Dick 🙂“

#✨🎶 be who you areee for your priiideee 🎶✨#I always thought Sam seemed like a very funny person and this podcast has confirmed it for me #give him a mic and let him run loose please #he has experience in loosening people up as we have learned #the way you could tell he knew exactly what all these things sounded like had me cackling #probably the reason he hasn‘t been given a mic he’d be too powerful #sam dickinson #michael misa #samisa

I will admit that I do not know shit about keg stands but this cannot possibly be the right form. Why is his ass out like that.

#everything about this is so deeply confusing to me #the concept of a keg stand #that fucking outfit (did he steal wills hat? or is this the latest fashion??)#a party happening in the middle of the day in someones backyard #party culture in the USA sure is something #macklin celebrini #anyway have fun tho (but not too much fun)#like get white girl wasted not frat boy wasted please

I was going to make fun of Will for chewing with his mouth open but then I realised that he probably can’t breathe

#I saw a video of his nose from below #that shit was deviated as fuck man he really needs to get that checked out #same with his eyes #squinting all the time like seriously #just look at the hot air balloon for a second #will smith hockey #will smith nhl #will smith sharks #wsh

Whenever I see that picture of Mack and Will in Lederhosen all I can think of are these two mfs

#the resemblance is uncanny imo #willmack #macklin celebrini #will smith hockey #< quick edit #I do feel the need to clarify that this is because they kinda look like them #but also because duo-that-annoys-everyone-around-them felt very fitting #thus the context #but seriously they look like them tho #said with love ofc

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