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The name change is actually a ploy to distract us from the only TikTok in months being a picture of ingredients. A picture. What do you want me to do with that William.

#not even the recipe in the caption or something #just a picture #like congrats on being able to afford all that in this economy I guess???#he should change his name to will smith (gatekeeper)#will smith hockey #willmack #the name change for branding purposes makes sense to me #but I kinda have to giggle at him leaning into the (Hockey) bit as well #that is truly his name now

#my fault for going on that app really #I feel like it was obvious from the start that both Sid and Mack would have been happy with the other having it #like do people seriously think Sid is being disrespected here #by Macklin Celebrini of all people #as if Sid wasn’t a driving force in the making of this decision #he was not gonna steal the candy from the baby cmon #macklin celebrini #sidney crosby #iihf worlds 2026 #iihf world championship

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obviously very proud of mack for getting to keep the c, but I’m a little confused. did they not even consider sam dickinson?

#„Sid is passing on the torch!“ WRONG #Sam Dickinson has taught Macklin everything he knows actually #macklin celebrini #sam dickinson

I feel like there are no more towers left to hit and we haven’t even gotten that TikTok yet

#it’s like every time they are are about to leave the tags something new happens #they are trending more than they did during the actual season #will smith hockey #macklin celebrini #willmack #look at what they’ve done to me #since when am I posting this much anyway

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I would like to formally apologise to Macklin Celebrini for ever making fun of his behaviour yesterday. I would also attempt a shitty keg stand and end up in the loving arms of a group of men if my special boybestfriend was getting zooted with his old situationship. In matching clothes no less.

regentochter

Okay nevermind he‘s just a hoe

#in light of recent events #I wonder where the rest of wills harem is are they allowed to join in too #like if I was Leno I‘d be pissed right now because why am I being excluded I didn‘t elbow him in the face #will smith hockey #macklin celebrini #willmack #again this is all funny haha jokey please don‘t put me on instagram

I would like to formally apologise to Macklin Celebrini for ever making fun of his behaviour yesterday. I would also attempt a shitty keg stand and end up in the loving arms of a group of men if my special boybestfriend was getting zooted with his old situationship. In matching clothes no less.

#will smith (serial cheater)#leno was also there Christ I would have done worse #that picture is absolutely hilarious tho Gabe is GONE #will smith hockey #macklin celebrini #willmack #I am going to go to sleep and istg if I wake up and find this post on twitter TRUST you will be dealt with #people have been getting too comfortable lately please let this stay in the bubble #also this is obviously a joke I am glad they aren’t losers with only one friend #(like me)

Sam Dickinson is a stronger person than me because there is absolutely no way I would have been able to keep it together after „I like Dick 🙂“

#✨🎶 be who you areee for your priiideee 🎶✨#I always thought Sam seemed like a very funny person and this podcast has confirmed it for me #give him a mic and let him run loose please #he has experience in loosening people up as we have learned #the way you could tell he knew exactly what all these things sounded like had me cackling #probably the reason he hasn‘t been given a mic he’d be too powerful #sam dickinson #michael misa #samisa

I will admit that I do not know shit about keg stands but this cannot possibly be the right form. Why is his ass out like that.

#everything about this is so deeply confusing to me #the concept of a keg stand #that fucking outfit (did he steal wills hat? or is this the latest fashion??)#a party happening in the middle of the day in someones backyard #party culture in the USA sure is something #macklin celebrini #anyway have fun tho (but not too much fun)#like get white girl wasted not frat boy wasted please

I was going to make fun of Will for chewing with his mouth open but then I realised that he probably can’t breathe

#I saw a video of his nose from below #that shit was deviated as fuck man he really needs to get that checked out #same with his eyes #squinting all the time like seriously #just look at the hot air balloon for a second #will smith hockey #will smith nhl #will smith sharks #wsh

Whenever I see that picture of Mack and Will in Lederhosen all I can think of are these two mfs

#the resemblance is uncanny imo #willmack #macklin celebrini #will smith hockey #< quick edit #I do feel the need to clarify that this is because they kinda look like them #but also because duo-that-annoys-everyone-around-them felt very fitting #thus the context #but seriously they look like them tho #said with love ofc

And just when you think you've hit rock bottom, you find yourself jealous of a dog.

#OVER A BLOND MAN NO LESS #truly what has my life become #for all the lurkers: this is a joke #I have no desire to ever meet this man #I recently learned that Nico Hischier and I might vacation in the same place #and even after years of living with anxiety this may have been the most scared I have ever been #like excuse me get out of my house #these men only exist in my phone to me and I have no plans to change that 🤷🏼‍♀️#wsh #wsh2 #will smith hockey

That Jack Hughes statement is crazy on so many levels, but what really gets me is him saying that people are trying to "make something out of almost nothing."

So you agree?

#Jack Hughes #milano cortina 2026 #winter olympics #team usa #hockey #team usa men’s hockey #olympics 2026 #also him saying that the women know how proud they are of them #meanwhile said women are liking posts calling him out #I would love to be as delusional as a man one day #would truly make my life that much easier

I suppose I understand the concept of an "Elevated Cupcake Experience" (at least I think I do???) but the thought of them being actually physically elevated is unfortunately hilarious so I choose to believe they will have them hanging from the ceiling or something

#thank you will smith hockey for this because otherwise I fear the loss would have really messed me up #but this is just too funny #I sincerely hope it has the same effect on Mack #willmack #macklin celebrini #will smith hockey #tbf I don‘t think elevated even really means that but for the sake of being funny we are ignoring the English language

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pov you’re macklin celebrini. you lose the gold medal game to the evil team usa. your mom (sidcros) is dead. you open your phone and will smith hockey just texted you. he’s volunteered you for an elevated cupcake experience.

#I feel like that Lupita Nyong'o meme #after that loss I really needed that man #fucking elevated cupcake experience #what even is that #I really hope Mack can see the humour in this too #otherwise I fear Will is gonna lose the boybestfriend status asap #willmack #macklin celebrini #will smith hockey

Already saw multiple "51st State" comments, so the next McDonald's I see is getting set on fire and that is a promise.

#for legal reasons this is a joke #but seriously man this loss is definitely felt deeper than just sports precisely because of shit like this #I am not even canadien #they had an article in the newspaper about how the entirety of Europe is rooting for Canada #and quite frankly it is true #milano cortina 2026 #olympics menho lb #winter olympics #idk maybe i am petty maybe i am a sore loser WHATEVER #they have proven to be sore winners time and time again

“Why would anyone watch dub, it sounds so awf-“

ACCESSIBILITY IS FUN! I LOVE THAT PEOPLE CAN CONSUME MEDIA IN WHICHEVER WAY WORKS BEST FOR THEM! DON'T BE FUCKING RUDE!

#the German heated rivalry dub was revealed today and the comment section man #you do not have to watch it in German!#hbo literally commented that the og will be available!#move on with your life!#I don’t know why this gets me so worked up #it’s one thing to have a preference #(which NOBODY asked you about mind you)#but the way some people develop some sort of superiority complex over it is so exhausting and pathetic #like goodness just keep it to yourself #this is just a rant and I don’t think anybody will see it but these comments were pissing me off and I needed to vent

My Olympo Season 2 delusions are so strong … Clara posting about swimming googles … Netflix including Clara and Agustín in their photo dump … Juan and Agustín doing a photoshoot together … like I am so convinced that they are doing something, anything on the 20th that I am not sure what to do if they don't

#the annoying thing is that there are perfectly reasonable explanations for all these things #I mean maybe Clara just likes swimming damn #also both Clara and Agustín have other projects airing on Netflix #tho for both of them Olympo was the most recent one #the photo shoot is really the most interesting out of all of these #because why now? people have been asking for this for MONTHS #but still who knows #Olympo #I am kind of fixating on the 20th because that will be the five month anniversary but I will take any date Netflix please and thank you #we are ✨manifesting✨

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