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Today's Document
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Pizza not the only thing "hot and ready ;)" at this Little Caesars
Hey uh, op? Yeah what the fuck does this mean?
Soldering Iron
any room can be a panic room if you just give me a fucking second
(flight intercom) this is the pilot speaking. yeah we expect todays flight to be normal. um if you look out your window you shouldnt see the skull
Wet beast wednesday IF you even care
We always care about Wet Beast Wednesday
HANK! PORN’S STILL BANNED ON TUMBLR! THEY HAVEN’T CHANGED THE RULES, HANK! DON’T POST TITS! HAAAAAAAAANK!
That is not excellent
me, as a relationship counselor: have u tried using the 😘emoji?
“My name is George, I’m unemployed, and I’m malfested by Soul Edge.”
Velma was fucking fearless
can’t believe he said this
what the fake news won’t show you
Can someone write the john green copypasta but with trump’s way of speaking?
As we near 200,000 patriots here at our big, beautiful rally, I just wanted to to say *gesticulating with thumb and forefinger* cock, is one, of my favorite, tastes. *crowd cheering* I know, right? Not only that, but I gotta tell ya, balls smell amazing. That’s right, they smell amazing, they really do. Like, when I got hold of that beautiful taste, there’s just no way I can get it far enough down my throat to be satisfied. There’s just no way, can you believe that folks? The only time I’m satisfied is when I feel those intense, powerful, salty hot pumps of cum down my throat. *man yells enthusiastically in crowd* That guy knows what I’m talking about. When I sit back on my heels, look up at you with cum all over my mouth and slobber running down my neck, hair all fucked up, and it is my real hair, believe it folks, and then I wipe my mouth with the back of my arm and ask you if I did a good job and you cannot even speak because I’ve drained all of your energy out the tip of your pole, (and I mean a different kind of pole from the phoney polls that the fake news media loves so much,) but you don’t need to because your eyes say it all, “thank you Mr. President for the best blowjob in the history of these great United States”, that’s when I’m satisfied. Not one moment before, only then, that’s when I’m satisfied. My job’s way harder than you might think, because not only am I the President, I’m the Chief of Staff at the White House too, you know what I mean? And Joe, Sleepy Joe, Sleepy Joe Biden, you just know that you’re not gonna get a blowjob as good as that from him, believe it folks, I know, you heard it from me
me and my gang
sometimes u just gotta stand in the shower
and leave this dimension