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We Actually Really Liked Elio
I had a professor who encouraged us to do research before writing essays - he said that reading a 50-year-old novel and not looking up existing discussions is a bit like coming to a party late and not knowing what anyone is talking about.
I'm curious what he would say now, in the age of ChatGPT, but I digress.
We couldn't get tickets to Superman, so we decided to give Elio a shot. We were both impressed - maybe even blown away - prompting me to check big YouTube channels to see why so many people didn't like it.
The consensus overall seemed to be
-It's really not bad, just not what you would expect from Pixar
-Existing Pixar/Disney movies did it better
-It was safe and forgettable
So...let me try to take a different angle I haven't seen many people discuss.
The similarities with Lilo and Stitch are obvious. I've also seen the movie compared to Big Hero Six and even The Incredibles. It's about family. There's this child who doesn't really fit in, and he wants to be somewhere else, and there's this mother figure just barely able to keep it all together.
And I would say...sure...
but...
Elio is a movie about curiosity and exploration. Early on, without spoiling too much, there's this scene of Elio meeting two other young HAM radio enthusiasts. There's this military base itself that's implied to be restricted by bureaucracy, but within its ranks is an enthusiastic scientist whose role...again, without spoiling too much...gets expanded later on. There's a scene reminiscent of The Martian that hints at the notion of multiple countries collaborating, a reminder that science does not have to exist for the benefit of any individual country, but for the benefit of all mankind. Predictably, a lot of "social media critics" seem to focus more on the other aspects of the movie, and you'll only see this kind of thing mentioned if you go on obscure Subreddits like the amateur radio page.
*Spoilers*
Other criticisms I've heard on YouTube
-The secondary characters are forgettable
I won't push back on the tertiary characters. The robot. The alien other than the mind-reading one. The various other planet leaders who are part of a peaceful and somehow hyperadvanced civilization, but are completely blindsided by a kind of obvious threat.
I heard a particularly critical reviewer (possum) point out that Grigon was just a minor comic relief character, but then they went through production hell, rewrote much of the script, and recast him as the villain.
But the other characters? Solid. The relationship between the two "outcast children" was particularly sweet. I even liked the clone, who kind of subverted my personal expectation that Elio would come into conflict with his "normal shadow," while Glordon accidentally created some "evil shadow" designed to perfectly fit his father's expectations to the point that he became a kind of Avengers level threat.
-This has all been done before
Has it? Lilo and Stitch, I'd argue (non-controversially), has a lot more to do with the culture of Hawaii than space exploration. The Incredibles plays with the idea of being special (and how our world treats people who are special), Big Hero 6 is a coming-of-age story about loss and the dark path to revenge, and Buzz Lightyear...
...well, I haven't watched that one. Maybe that's about exploration.
So Elio, someone who doesn't feel loved and doesn't seem to belong, goes somewhere else and they create a "perfect" clone of him. The "perfect" clone isn't even remotely interested in space, he does chores, he behaves well, he relates. To the real Elio, this is a short-lived nightmare. He really, truly doesn't belong and is replaceable.
Only he's not. Neither is his friend. His mother figure recognizes that this is not him and misses the real him, much like Glordon's father.
Then he collaborates with the same people he had come into conflict with. He accepts who he is, idiosyncrasies (if I'm using the word correctly) and all. He wanted to give up everything and disappear, a kind of futurama-like-protagonist with a desire to get away from everything. But like in Futurama, we as an audience begin to recognize that he DOES have a place, to the point that those around him will go to considerable lengths to reunite once again.
As the conversation goes
"She gave up being an astronaut for me."
To which Glordon, without a moment's hesitation, responds:
"Wow, she must really love you!"
Everyone who said Elio was "mid" needs to apologize rn. I almost didn't bother seeing it because I kept hearing it was mediocre, only for it to end up being one of the best animated films I have seen in a while! Spoiler-free thoughts below the cut:
I loved the character designs, the aliens were absolutely adorable! The textures and lighting were phenomenal, and despite being very realistic, it still worked very well with the overall cartoony style. That's another thing, I've seen a lot of people piss on Elio over its art style that Pixar has been using for their more recent films, but repetition doesn't equal bad!! It's really cool to see animated films with unique, stylized animation. However, remember that this very "bean mouth" style that people hate in Elio was praised in films like Luca and Turning Red because it was unique and stylized at the time. It hasn't even been a decade of this style being used, and people are already complaining about it getting old. Even if it was, not every animated film needs to try something new visually. The point is, Elio still looks great, even if it's art style has been used before. Animated films should not be expected to try something new, even if it is cool when they do.
Outside of the visuals, the writing and pacing were excellent! The latter of the two are especially important to me, since I feel like pacing is something films in general recently have been struggling with. (e.x. The Wild Robot, as good as the visuals, story, and themes were, the pacing was so atrocious it was almost unwatchable for me.) The themes surrounding loneliness, belonging, and parenthood were wonderfully executed as well. I loved how they tied in the question all alien enthusiasts ask, "Are we alone in the universe?" to a much more personal level. Especially amidst the current loneliness epidemic, presenting the theme that "even if we feel alone, we are never alone" is really important. I also loved how parenthood is tied into this, that your parents/caretakers know you better than you think. Even if they don't necessarily understand you, they love you and want you to be happy, which is another great theme for a children's movie.
Anyways, long story short, Elio is a fantastic film, and if you are financially able, go see it in theaters!! I hate seeing these pointless live action remakes outperform an original, remarkable animated film.
I am not immune to yuri…
"WOWZA, MABEL WILL LOVE THIS! She's always talkin' bout yuri!!!"
—Presenting "Actor Falls" AU—
So, as far as I am aware, no one has done an actor AU solely for Gravity Falls. Orxinus and Fazfuri do have a collab actor AU, however it's based off of their AU's exclusively and not the show itself. So, I decided to become the (maybe) first one to create one for Gravity falls.
General Gist:
My AU "Actor Falls" is set within a "Who Framed Roger Rabbit"/"Once Upon a Studio" type universe where humans and toons act together to create cartoons and fictional entertainment. Dipper, Mabel, Stan, Fiddleford, Ford and the rest of the human cast of Gravity Falls are, well, humans. Bill, the henchmaniacs, and all of the other supernatural creatures, meanwhile, are toons — cartoon characters who exist as real people in the world. They are all employed by the company Disney to work on the series.
Stanley and Stanford are biological, identical twins (just like how they are in the series), while Dipper and Mabel aren't actually related. They didn't know each before being cast with their roles, but quickly developed a close bond as if they were genuinely siblings. Bill and the Axolotl also don't have powers of any sort; the amphibian isn't truly a god, and two-dimensional triangle isn't a dream demon.
Background Information:
In order to avoid weirdness, I'm not going to include any of the people who genuinely worked on the show in my AU. Instead, GF was written by Mickey Mouse and Oswald the Lucky Rabbit. They decided to project the evolution of their brotherly bond and relationship into the story — Mickey unintentionally ruining Oswald's chance for success, causing an accident that destroyed his brother's life, Oswald resenting him for decades, and the two of them coming together in order to defeat a threat larger than life. Everything that happened in "Epic Mickey" actually occurred, and Mickey had the game created out of the events in order to restore Oswald's heart by reintroducing him to the public. They won't be the focus of the AU, but they're still part of it as the writers of Gravity Falls in-universe.
In-Depth Details:
Originally, they were just going to have Stan act as a double for the mysterious other twin in the story and green-screen an extra pair of fingers on. That was until Stan told them that – conveniently — he had a twin with polydactyly. He discussed the idea of becoming an actor for the series to Ford and he was hesitant about it at first, unsure of how well of one he would be. However, with some encouragement from his brother and reminders that his acceptance would benefit everyone, Ford ultimately ended up agreeing to the role.
Unfortunately, once he started working he found out that Bill also happened to be an actor for the series. They're canonly exes in this AU. They used to date in secret because of the strong public hate towards human/toon relationships. But, in the end, the lingering guilt of doing something so 'wrong' caused them to break up. They still long for the other, but will never openly admit it. Not yet, at least.
The two of them have a mutual, silent agreement to keep their romantic past hidden, in fear of wrecking their reputations. Bill is better at masking his disdain and remaining love, since he's a professional actor, but Ford struggles, being the newbie. This ends up causing rumors and gossip about the two of them currently dating. This certainly isn't helped by their dymanic in the show and how they seem to put extra emotion into certain scenes.
Au where Stan finds the duffle bag.
HEAR ME OUT-
Basically it’s like a week or two before the science fair, Stan is minding his business (sort of) and while he’s going through a closet/cabinet trying to find some supplies, either for the Stan’o’War or his car, he finds a duffle bag. Curious he rummages through the bag, inside are some toiletries, 20 bucks, and clothing- wait a second. Those are his; his shirt, his pants, his socks— all stuff he has been missing for a couple of weeks. He’s confused, scared, and worried.
Why would his stuff be in here? Why are there toiletries? Why is there money? And who put them there? Unfortunately he already has his answer. Pa was always clear that none of his children would continue leech off of him. If you had nothing to prove then you had nothing to take. The conversation behind the principal’a door swarmed through his mind. How long had pa had his bag packed? Was this always the plan? Was Stanley really that worthless?
But that didn’t matter because Ford wouldn’t choose a school over him! They were going to sail the world together and that would be that, to hell with Pa if he wanted Stan gone then fine he didn’t need him, he didn’t need anyone but his brother and the sea!
At first Stan wants to tell Ford about what he found, but decides not to because in the end it won’t be important. So he keeps quiet and decides to take the bag into his car, after all hey 20 bucks and he gets his stuff back! He can’t leave it in his room cause if Pa finds out he was snooping through his stuff, well he’d rather not think about that.
Then the conversation on the swing set happens, and Stan’s head starts spinning. So it wasn’t just Pa who wanted Stan out, Ford was willing to ditch him too. Stan feels betrayed and hurt, he doesn’t know what to say or what to do. He starts to question his theory, did ford help pack his bag? Was that why he had been so distant lately, feeling guilty for letting his Pa kick him out and even helping him with the bag?
Did ma know? Eventually Ford leaves, huffing from Stan’s lack of enthusiasm and response, mumbling about being jealous that he has a better future up ahead, not just some silly childish dream. Stan snaps, not physically, not with his words: just emotionally.
Fine if they don’t want him there then he’ll just leave. That night while everyone is asleep he grabs all of his money, more clothing, a sketch book, his comics— a picture of him and ford on the stan’o’war— and some other things he thinks might be valuable or just handy. And he drives away.
Nobody notices Stanley’s disappearance the next day, not until night has fallen. Ford cheerfully excited with his new full ride scholarship, goes and tells his parents. Caryn is happy, tears of joy falling down her face as she hugs her intelligent baby boy, his father gives a small smile and a nod— he gives his approval. But the mood changes once he questions where Stanley is. No one has seen him in hours, actually his car has been gone since early morning. They wait awake all night, hoping for some sign, some clue!
Filbrick grunts as he walks up to the closet, his eyebrows furrow ever so slightly, his lips pressed in a tight line. He sighs deeply.
Eventually a report is filed, but there is not much they can do, if Stanley ran away then he isn’t missing, and the police refuse to do anything about that.
Anyways thats like yk the beginning of how this whole thing happens but here are some other thoughts and ideas:
Stan:
Without Filbrick telling him he’s not allowed back into the family without a million dollars, Stan isn’t as driven by money as in canon. He doesn’t have a need for large amounts of money therefore he doesn’t have a need to do sketchy jobs just to satisfy his need to have his family back. In other words he doesn’t have as much trauma as in canon and is actually more able to settle down without being on the run or in survival mode. The first couple of months he just spends driving as far away from the East as possible making his way over to New Mexico where he settles down, first as a bar tender then eventually as a mechanic, he lives comfortably in a crummy apartment but hey he doesn’t really need much
Unfortunately he does get bored, even if it’s not with his brother he does crave adventure. And while fixing a this guys truck he overhears of a town called Gravity Falls, where weird creatures tend to reside in. So you guessed it, he picks up and drives from New Mexico over to Gravity Falls Oregon.
He gets a small but nicer apartment this time around and first he works as a mechanic. Immediately he starts to get a sense of the place and its weirdness and he loves it! (Ford would love it here-) .
Since the blind eye isn’t a thing people have two reactions to the weirdness of gravity falls: freak tf out or shrug and go on with their day. Stanley being Stanley gets the great idea to act sort of like a monster hunter/ putting small attractions up with the less violent creatures, not the mystery shack, but more like the mystery circus!
Eventually Stanley gets the name Monster-Lee for his ability to be able to fight off creatures so easily (mostly through bribery or fists)
Ford:
He still leaves for West Tech, but now he's fallen into extreme stress/anxiety and a bit of depression. Why did his brother leave? Why didn't he say anything? Is he okay? Why did he ever let their father get between them, he should've spent more time with him when he had the chance-
Unlike canon, Ford has no resentment/grudges to hold over Stanley, rather he holds that anger towards Filbrick especially when he found out that he had planned to kick Stanley out-- for being the reason Stanley left.
While Ford does still want to study anomalies, he also takes engineering classes, he wants to develop better technology and hopefully resources for run away teens/homeless teens.
While he doesn't meet Fiddleford as his roommate, he does meet him at a robotics convention where they instantly become friends. After college they develop a small company based around the idea of being able to find people, now expanding into different areas.
Ford is a lot more open with the fact the not only is he a twin, but he likes to talk about his younger twin brother who supported him and always stood up for him.
Part of the development with the technology involved finding people in forest dense areas, especially with a lot of caves (please tell me someones seen that one chart) Which then leads them to gravity falls as their first test area, small enough to test their tech, but still forest dense to get sufficient results.
and then these three bozos find each other lol. anyways thats all i got , i thought of this in the shower like 30 minutes ago and decided to procrastinate on my HW writing this lol. anyways
OKAY I UNDERSTAND THAT LMK HAS LIKE A TOTALLY DIFFERENT WORLD THAN OURS AND THIS COMIC DOESNT REALLY MAKE ANY SENSE BUT I THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY IN THE MOMENT
"Ey, Mason!" Stanley tackles Mason into the mud. "HAHAHAHAHAHHA!"
- @lee-mcgucket
*He lets himself be tackled and laughs as he hits the ground.*
Hey there, little man! Someone's excited, ain't they? What, ya wanna wrestle again or you just feel like a hug?
*He rolls Lee into the mud and noogies his head.*
"AH , NO, YOU'VE REATALIATIONED!" Stan says dramatically trying to push boogie away. He laughed, and tossed a fistful of mud into Mason's face-
*He sputters dramatically and pulls Lee with him as he falls over, clearly overacting.*
Oh no! Ya got me! How could ya, little man?
*He holds Lee close to his chest and smears a handful of mud in his face in revenge.*
He licked up the mud Mason smeared on his face, even swallowing it. "YUM!" He joked, oh that tasted horrible. Why did he do that -
He laughs minaically
*He laughs.*
Lee! What the hell! Yer gonna get sick or something. 'Sides, that cain't taste that good, ya idiot. Unless ya want me ta do... this!
*He drops Lee in the mud and then covers him in as much as he can reach.*
"ACK! NO! BITTER REVENGE!" Lee gagged dramatically as he got covered in mud. He retaliated by jumping up and hugging Mason, getting him just as covered with mud as he was, and then pulling them both down into the mud, landing with a splat - both of them covered head to toe with mud.
*He makes a dramatic noise and rolls so he's pressing Lee into the mud.*
Ooooh, ow, ya killed me! I'm dead, I tell ya, dead!
"ACK, NO! Getoff me dumb brother! Yer squishin' meeee!" Lee tried to shove him off
*He puts more weight down on Lee, adjusting so he's more "comfortable". He's not comfortable but it's for the bit.*
I cain't move, little man, I'm dead. Ya killed me. Dead people cain't move or breathe or nothin'.
"Fine, I'm sorrieee! Magic! Ur alive again! Now get off me so I don't gotta smell ur stinky clothes!"
Aw, come on, li'l bro, I'm comfy! Are ya really gonna make me move?
*He does get up and start trying to brush the mud off his clothes though.*
Ech. Mabes and Papa are gonna fucking kill me.
Lee laughed and sat up, "you gotta put money in the swear jar! Ima tell Papa!" He teased. He wouldn't really - He curses way to often to pull that hypocritical move
*He squints his eyes in mock offense.*
Ya wouldn't dare, ya little varmint. Yer the one always askin' me fer money so you can pay off the swear jar.
"Well, that's cause I don't got enuf money! And you do! Well I mean... not anymore-" Lee smirked
Then he shook himself off like a dog, scattering mud everywhere and getting a bunch off himself but still being dirty
And then he started sprinting towards the house- "PAPAA, MASON SAID FUC-!"
Ya dirty rat! Ya ain't telling Papa!
*He launches himself after Lee, sprinting as fast as his legs will take him.*
Git back here!
"HAHAHA THERE AINT NO STOPPIN' ME! I'LL GIT MY REVENGE, CONCEQUENCES BE DAMNED!"
He ran into a tree-
Lee!
*He runs over and bends down, concerned.*
Are ya alright? Hurt or anythin'?
Lee stood up and laughed, "you should know me better Mason! IM INVINCIBLE!" He was bleeding a bit, but that was irrelevant
"Anddd..." He dashes off again to tell Fiddleford Mason cussed, only he ran in the complete wrong direction, "IMA GET THERE FIRST!"
Hey! That's cheating, little man!
*He stands with his hand on his hip. He fully intends to watch Lee run as far away in the other direction as possible.*
Man, the kid gets far- all the way off the property and into town-
*He waits until he has to squint to see the kid and then sighs dramatically.*
I guess I better go look fer him. He better not be in trouble when I get there.
*He sets off after Lee.*
Lee kinda just ended up lost in the town square. Then he got distracted and started exploring! THERE WAS A TOWN HALL! AND A DINER! AND A LIBRARY! And a small art museum inside the history museum- Mason found him while he was wandering around in the art museum
Stanley McGucket! What in the world are ya doin' here? I weren't expecting ya ta keep goin' inta town. Didn't ya realize somethin' was wrong when ya stopped seein' apple trees?
"Apple trews shmaple trees! I had ny eyes closed! HAHAHA!" Stanley pointed at a painting of a clown, "that things fucking sick!" He grinned
*He rolls his eyes.*
Who's cursin' now, ya varmint? Stop pointin' at the thing and let's go home before we get any more mud everywhere.
*He would never say it out loud, but the clown sort of freaked him out.*
"Ima go draw you and Papa and Mabel some clowns! We should go to town more often." Lee grabbed Mason's hand out of nowhere and started walking in the direction he thought was home. "Im full of inspiration! HAHAHA!"
Lee, that ain't the right way. *He shakes his head with an affectionate smile on his face.* I swear ya've got less direction than a rattlesnake in the ocean. Come on.
*He pulls Lee in the other direction.* An', uh, ya don't gotta draw us clowns or nothin'. I know I'm happy wit' anything ya draw, and so is Papa and probably Mabes.
"But I like clownsssss!" Lee said, turning to walk in the right direction, "I CAN PUT EM EVERYWHERE!!!!"
*He manages to hold back a full body shudder.*
I ain't too sure ya should put 'em everywhere. Maybe just in a few places? Like on the back of yer bedroom door?
"Everhwhere! I'll make sure to give you extra for your room!!!" Stan spots tree, "ooo, Mason! Race ya to the top!"
Lee! I- *He sighs, shakes his head, and then sprints after Lee. His legs are significantly longer so he's slightly faster. Advantages of being a fourteen year old, he guesses.*
"LONG LEGS CHEATER!" Lee called dramatically. Once they got to the tree, he took over the advantage - he was small, so he could slip around the branches quickly.
Small spidery varmint! *He tries to climb the tree but is a lot larger and struggles to match Lee's speed.*
Lee climbs higher and higher, till he's almost at the top of the tree. He's never been good at heights, but some reason... despite Mason being so far under him, he felt like there was someone close by to catch him if he fell. He reached for the highest branch he could reach and... it snapped.
"Ford!-" He called out in panic, but there was no one there
He didn't even know whose name he had yelled.
Lee plummeted towards the ground.
Lee!
*He's not fast enough.*
*He's nowhere near fast enough.*
*Lee - his baby brother - is falling, falling fast, too fast to react. He wasn't even close to the ground or to Lee but he tries, tries to reach the ground as fast as he can.*
*He was never going to be fast enough, was he?*
T H U D
SNAP
Lee hits the ground, legs first. He feels the bones crack and bend completely in a way they were NOT SUPPOSED TO. His head was spared from major trauma, but the pressure sent a horrible tremor of pain throughout his body, and the air was knocked out of him.
He lay there, failing to breathe, withering in pain.
*Mason's by his side in seconds, pulling whatever first aid he knows out of his ass. He's cursing under his breath a dozen times a second.*
Lee? Goddammit Lee, please be alright.
*His accent is wavering. He doesn't notice.*
Lee grasps Mason's sleeve, clinging like his life depends on it as he gasps for air -
He finally intakes a breath of fresh, sweet oxygen, he could breathe, he could breathe, he could breathe.
He started taking heavy breaths, he could breathe but it burned. Everything burned.
"M-Mason it hurts."
He whined, not daring to even look at whatever happened to his legs.
"Ey, Mason!" Stanley tackles Mason into the mud. "HAHAHAHAHAHHA!"
- @lee-mcgucket
*He lets himself be tackled and laughs as he hits the ground.*
Hey there, little man! Someone's excited, ain't they? What, ya wanna wrestle again or you just feel like a hug?
*He rolls Lee into the mud and noogies his head.*
"AH , NO, YOU'VE REATALIATIONED!" Stan says dramatically trying to push boogie away. He laughed, and tossed a fistful of mud into Mason's face-
*He sputters dramatically and pulls Lee with him as he falls over, clearly overacting.*
Oh no! Ya got me! How could ya, little man?
*He holds Lee close to his chest and smears a handful of mud in his face in revenge.*
He licked up the mud Mason smeared on his face, even swallowing it. "YUM!" He joked, oh that tasted horrible. Why did he do that -
He laughs minaically
*He laughs.*
Lee! What the hell! Yer gonna get sick or something. 'Sides, that cain't taste that good, ya idiot. Unless ya want me ta do... this!
*He drops Lee in the mud and then covers him in as much as he can reach.*
"ACK! NO! BITTER REVENGE!" Lee gagged dramatically as he got covered in mud. He retaliated by jumping up and hugging Mason, getting him just as covered with mud as he was, and then pulling them both down into the mud, landing with a splat - both of them covered head to toe with mud.
*He makes a dramatic noise and rolls so he's pressing Lee into the mud.*
Ooooh, ow, ya killed me! I'm dead, I tell ya, dead!
"ACK, NO! Getoff me dumb brother! Yer squishin' meeee!" Lee tried to shove him off
*He puts more weight down on Lee, adjusting so he's more "comfortable". He's not comfortable but it's for the bit.*
I cain't move, little man, I'm dead. Ya killed me. Dead people cain't move or breathe or nothin'.
"Fine, I'm sorrieee! Magic! Ur alive again! Now get off me so I don't gotta smell ur stinky clothes!"
Aw, come on, li'l bro, I'm comfy! Are ya really gonna make me move?
*He does get up and start trying to brush the mud off his clothes though.*
Ech. Mabes and Papa are gonna fucking kill me.
Lee laughed and sat up, "you gotta put money in the swear jar! Ima tell Papa!" He teased. He wouldn't really - He curses way to often to pull that hypocritical move
*He squints his eyes in mock offense.*
Ya wouldn't dare, ya little varmint. Yer the one always askin' me fer money so you can pay off the swear jar.
"Well, that's cause I don't got enuf money! And you do! Well I mean... not anymore-" Lee smirked
Then he shook himself off like a dog, scattering mud everywhere and getting a bunch off himself but still being dirty
And then he started sprinting towards the house- "PAPAA, MASON SAID FUC-!"
Ya dirty rat! Ya ain't telling Papa!
*He launches himself after Lee, sprinting as fast as his legs will take him.*
Git back here!
"HAHAHA THERE AINT NO STOPPIN' ME! I'LL GIT MY REVENGE, CONCEQUENCES BE DAMNED!"
He ran into a tree-
Lee!
*He runs over and bends down, concerned.*
Are ya alright? Hurt or anythin'?
Lee stood up and laughed, "you should know me better Mason! IM INVINCIBLE!" He was bleeding a bit, but that was irrelevant
"Anddd..." He dashes off again to tell Fiddleford Mason cussed, only he ran in the complete wrong direction, "IMA GET THERE FIRST!"
Hey! That's cheating, little man!
*He stands with his hand on his hip. He fully intends to watch Lee run as far away in the other direction as possible.*
Man, the kid gets far- all the way off the property and into town-
*He waits until he has to squint to see the kid and then sighs dramatically.*
I guess I better go look fer him. He better not be in trouble when I get there.
*He sets off after Lee.*
Lee kinda just ended up lost in the town square. Then he got distracted and started exploring! THERE WAS A TOWN HALL! AND A DINER! AND A LIBRARY! And a small art museum inside the history museum- Mason found him while he was wandering around in the art museum
Stanley McGucket! What in the world are ya doin' here? I weren't expecting ya ta keep goin' inta town. Didn't ya realize somethin' was wrong when ya stopped seein' apple trees?
"Apple trews shmaple trees! I had ny eyes closed! HAHAHA!" Stanley pointed at a painting of a clown, "that things fucking sick!" He grinned
*He rolls his eyes.*
Who's cursin' now, ya varmint? Stop pointin' at the thing and let's go home before we get any more mud everywhere.
*He would never say it out loud, but the clown sort of freaked him out.*
"Ima go draw you and Papa and Mabel some clowns! We should go to town more often." Lee grabbed Mason's hand out of nowhere and started walking in the direction he thought was home. "Im full of inspiration! HAHAHA!"
Lee, that ain't the right way. *He shakes his head with an affectionate smile on his face.* I swear ya've got less direction than a rattlesnake in the ocean. Come on.
*He pulls Lee in the other direction.* An', uh, ya don't gotta draw us clowns or nothin'. I know I'm happy wit' anything ya draw, and so is Papa and probably Mabes.
"But I like clownsssss!" Lee said, turning to walk in the right direction, "I CAN PUT EM EVERYWHERE!!!!"
*He manages to hold back a full body shudder.*
I ain't too sure ya should put 'em everywhere. Maybe just in a few places? Like on the back of yer bedroom door?
"Everhwhere! I'll make sure to give you extra for your room!!!" Stan spots tree, "ooo, Mason! Race ya to the top!"
Lee! I- *He sighs, shakes his head, and then sprints after Lee. His legs are significantly longer so he's slightly faster. Advantages of being a fourteen year old, he guesses.*
"LONG LEGS CHEATER!" Lee called dramatically. Once they got to the tree, he took over the advantage - he was small, so he could slip around the branches quickly.
Small spidery varmint! *He tries to climb the tree but is a lot larger and struggles to match Lee's speed.*
Lee climbs higher and higher, till he's almost at the top of the tree. He's never been good at heights, but some reason... despite Mason being so far under him, he felt like there was someone close by to catch him if he fell. He reached for the highest branch he could reach and... it snapped.
"Ford!-" He called out in panic, but there was no one there
He didn't even know whose name he had yelled.
Lee plummeted towards the ground.
Lee!
*He's not fast enough.*
*He's nowhere near fast enough.*
*Lee - his baby brother - is falling, falling fast, too fast to react. He wasn't even close to the ground or to Lee but he tries, tries to reach the ground as fast as he can.*
*He was never going to be fast enough, was he?*
T H U D
SNAP
Lee hits the ground, legs first. He feels the bones crack and bend completely in a way they were NOT SUPPOSED TO. His head was spared from major trauma, but the pressure sent a horrible tremor of pain throughout his body, and the air was knocked out of him.
He lay there, failing to breathe, withering in pain.
"Ey, Mason!" Stanley tackles Mason into the mud. "HAHAHAHAHAHHA!"
- @lee-mcgucket
*He lets himself be tackled and laughs as he hits the ground.*
Hey there, little man! Someone's excited, ain't they? What, ya wanna wrestle again or you just feel like a hug?
*He rolls Lee into the mud and noogies his head.*
"AH , NO, YOU'VE REATALIATIONED!" Stan says dramatically trying to push boogie away. He laughed, and tossed a fistful of mud into Mason's face-
*He sputters dramatically and pulls Lee with him as he falls over, clearly overacting.*
Oh no! Ya got me! How could ya, little man?
*He holds Lee close to his chest and smears a handful of mud in his face in revenge.*
He licked up the mud Mason smeared on his face, even swallowing it. "YUM!" He joked, oh that tasted horrible. Why did he do that -
He laughs minaically
*He laughs.*
Lee! What the hell! Yer gonna get sick or something. 'Sides, that cain't taste that good, ya idiot. Unless ya want me ta do... this!
*He drops Lee in the mud and then covers him in as much as he can reach.*
"ACK! NO! BITTER REVENGE!" Lee gagged dramatically as he got covered in mud. He retaliated by jumping up and hugging Mason, getting him just as covered with mud as he was, and then pulling them both down into the mud, landing with a splat - both of them covered head to toe with mud.
*He makes a dramatic noise and rolls so he's pressing Lee into the mud.*
Ooooh, ow, ya killed me! I'm dead, I tell ya, dead!
"ACK, NO! Getoff me dumb brother! Yer squishin' meeee!" Lee tried to shove him off
*He puts more weight down on Lee, adjusting so he's more "comfortable". He's not comfortable but it's for the bit.*
I cain't move, little man, I'm dead. Ya killed me. Dead people cain't move or breathe or nothin'.
"Fine, I'm sorrieee! Magic! Ur alive again! Now get off me so I don't gotta smell ur stinky clothes!"
Aw, come on, li'l bro, I'm comfy! Are ya really gonna make me move?
*He does get up and start trying to brush the mud off his clothes though.*
Ech. Mabes and Papa are gonna fucking kill me.
Lee laughed and sat up, "you gotta put money in the swear jar! Ima tell Papa!" He teased. He wouldn't really - He curses way to often to pull that hypocritical move
*He squints his eyes in mock offense.*
Ya wouldn't dare, ya little varmint. Yer the one always askin' me fer money so you can pay off the swear jar.
"Well, that's cause I don't got enuf money! And you do! Well I mean... not anymore-" Lee smirked
Then he shook himself off like a dog, scattering mud everywhere and getting a bunch off himself but still being dirty
And then he started sprinting towards the house- "PAPAA, MASON SAID FUC-!"
Ya dirty rat! Ya ain't telling Papa!
*He launches himself after Lee, sprinting as fast as his legs will take him.*
Git back here!
"HAHAHA THERE AINT NO STOPPIN' ME! I'LL GIT MY REVENGE, CONCEQUENCES BE DAMNED!"
He ran into a tree-
Lee!
*He runs over and bends down, concerned.*
Are ya alright? Hurt or anythin'?
Lee stood up and laughed, "you should know me better Mason! IM INVINCIBLE!" He was bleeding a bit, but that was irrelevant
"Anddd..." He dashes off again to tell Fiddleford Mason cussed, only he ran in the complete wrong direction, "IMA GET THERE FIRST!"
Hey! That's cheating, little man!
*He stands with his hand on his hip. He fully intends to watch Lee run as far away in the other direction as possible.*
Man, the kid gets far- all the way off the property and into town-
*He waits until he has to squint to see the kid and then sighs dramatically.*
I guess I better go look fer him. He better not be in trouble when I get there.
*He sets off after Lee.*
Lee kinda just ended up lost in the town square. Then he got distracted and started exploring! THERE WAS A TOWN HALL! AND A DINER! AND A LIBRARY! And a small art museum inside the history museum- Mason found him while he was wandering around in the art museum
Stanley McGucket! What in the world are ya doin' here? I weren't expecting ya ta keep goin' inta town. Didn't ya realize somethin' was wrong when ya stopped seein' apple trees?
"Apple trews shmaple trees! I had ny eyes closed! HAHAHA!" Stanley pointed at a painting of a clown, "that things fucking sick!" He grinned
*He rolls his eyes.*
Who's cursin' now, ya varmint? Stop pointin' at the thing and let's go home before we get any more mud everywhere.
*He would never say it out loud, but the clown sort of freaked him out.*
"Ima go draw you and Papa and Mabel some clowns! We should go to town more often." Lee grabbed Mason's hand out of nowhere and started walking in the direction he thought was home. "Im full of inspiration! HAHAHA!"
Lee, that ain't the right way. *He shakes his head with an affectionate smile on his face.* I swear ya've got less direction than a rattlesnake in the ocean. Come on.
*He pulls Lee in the other direction.* An', uh, ya don't gotta draw us clowns or nothin'. I know I'm happy wit' anything ya draw, and so is Papa and probably Mabes.
"But I like clownsssss!" Lee said, turning to walk in the right direction, "I CAN PUT EM EVERYWHERE!!!!"
*He manages to hold back a full body shudder.*
I ain't too sure ya should put 'em everywhere. Maybe just in a few places? Like on the back of yer bedroom door?
"Everhwhere! I'll make sure to give you extra for your room!!!" Stan spots tree, "ooo, Mason! Race ya to the top!"
Lee! I- *He sighs, shakes his head, and then sprints after Lee. His legs are significantly longer so he's slightly faster. Advantages of being a fourteen year old, he guesses.*
"LONG LEGS CHEATER!" Lee called dramatically. Once they got to the tree, he took over the advantage - he was small, so he could slip around the branches quickly.
Small spidery varmint! *He tries to climb the tree but is a lot larger and struggles to match Lee's speed.*
Lee climbs higher and higher, till he's almost at the top of the tree. He's never been good at heights, but some reason... despite Mason being so far under him, he felt like there was someone close by to catch him if he fell. He reached for the highest branch he could reach and... it snapped.
"Ford!-" He called out in panic, but there was no one there
He didn't even know whose name he had yelled.
Lee plummeted towards the ground.
"Ey, Mason!" Stanley tackles Mason into the mud. "HAHAHAHAHAHHA!"
- @lee-mcgucket
*He lets himself be tackled and laughs as he hits the ground.*
Hey there, little man! Someone's excited, ain't they? What, ya wanna wrestle again or you just feel like a hug?
*He rolls Lee into the mud and noogies his head.*
"AH , NO, YOU'VE REATALIATIONED!" Stan says dramatically trying to push boogie away. He laughed, and tossed a fistful of mud into Mason's face-
*He sputters dramatically and pulls Lee with him as he falls over, clearly overacting.*
Oh no! Ya got me! How could ya, little man?
*He holds Lee close to his chest and smears a handful of mud in his face in revenge.*
He licked up the mud Mason smeared on his face, even swallowing it. "YUM!" He joked, oh that tasted horrible. Why did he do that -
He laughs minaically
*He laughs.*
Lee! What the hell! Yer gonna get sick or something. 'Sides, that cain't taste that good, ya idiot. Unless ya want me ta do... this!
*He drops Lee in the mud and then covers him in as much as he can reach.*
"ACK! NO! BITTER REVENGE!" Lee gagged dramatically as he got covered in mud. He retaliated by jumping up and hugging Mason, getting him just as covered with mud as he was, and then pulling them both down into the mud, landing with a splat - both of them covered head to toe with mud.
*He makes a dramatic noise and rolls so he's pressing Lee into the mud.*
Ooooh, ow, ya killed me! I'm dead, I tell ya, dead!
"ACK, NO! Getoff me dumb brother! Yer squishin' meeee!" Lee tried to shove him off
*He puts more weight down on Lee, adjusting so he's more "comfortable". He's not comfortable but it's for the bit.*
I cain't move, little man, I'm dead. Ya killed me. Dead people cain't move or breathe or nothin'.
"Fine, I'm sorrieee! Magic! Ur alive again! Now get off me so I don't gotta smell ur stinky clothes!"
Aw, come on, li'l bro, I'm comfy! Are ya really gonna make me move?
*He does get up and start trying to brush the mud off his clothes though.*
Ech. Mabes and Papa are gonna fucking kill me.
Lee laughed and sat up, "you gotta put money in the swear jar! Ima tell Papa!" He teased. He wouldn't really - He curses way to often to pull that hypocritical move
*He squints his eyes in mock offense.*
Ya wouldn't dare, ya little varmint. Yer the one always askin' me fer money so you can pay off the swear jar.
"Well, that's cause I don't got enuf money! And you do! Well I mean... not anymore-" Lee smirked
Then he shook himself off like a dog, scattering mud everywhere and getting a bunch off himself but still being dirty
And then he started sprinting towards the house- "PAPAA, MASON SAID FUC-!"
Ya dirty rat! Ya ain't telling Papa!
*He launches himself after Lee, sprinting as fast as his legs will take him.*
Git back here!
"HAHAHA THERE AINT NO STOPPIN' ME! I'LL GIT MY REVENGE, CONCEQUENCES BE DAMNED!"
He ran into a tree-
Lee!
*He runs over and bends down, concerned.*
Are ya alright? Hurt or anythin'?
Lee stood up and laughed, "you should know me better Mason! IM INVINCIBLE!" He was bleeding a bit, but that was irrelevant
"Anddd..." He dashes off again to tell Fiddleford Mason cussed, only he ran in the complete wrong direction, "IMA GET THERE FIRST!"
Hey! That's cheating, little man!
*He stands with his hand on his hip. He fully intends to watch Lee run as far away in the other direction as possible.*
Man, the kid gets far- all the way off the property and into town-
*He waits until he has to squint to see the kid and then sighs dramatically.*
I guess I better go look fer him. He better not be in trouble when I get there.
*He sets off after Lee.*
Lee kinda just ended up lost in the town square. Then he got distracted and started exploring! THERE WAS A TOWN HALL! AND A DINER! AND A LIBRARY! And a small art museum inside the history museum- Mason found him while he was wandering around in the art museum
Stanley McGucket! What in the world are ya doin' here? I weren't expecting ya ta keep goin' inta town. Didn't ya realize somethin' was wrong when ya stopped seein' apple trees?
"Apple trews shmaple trees! I had ny eyes closed! HAHAHA!" Stanley pointed at a painting of a clown, "that things fucking sick!" He grinned
*He rolls his eyes.*
Who's cursin' now, ya varmint? Stop pointin' at the thing and let's go home before we get any more mud everywhere.
*He would never say it out loud, but the clown sort of freaked him out.*
"Ima go draw you and Papa and Mabel some clowns! We should go to town more often." Lee grabbed Mason's hand out of nowhere and started walking in the direction he thought was home. "Im full of inspiration! HAHAHA!"
Lee, that ain't the right way. *He shakes his head with an affectionate smile on his face.* I swear ya've got less direction than a rattlesnake in the ocean. Come on.
*He pulls Lee in the other direction.* An', uh, ya don't gotta draw us clowns or nothin'. I know I'm happy wit' anything ya draw, and so is Papa and probably Mabes.
"But I like clownsssss!" Lee said, turning to walk in the right direction, "I CAN PUT EM EVERYWHERE!!!!"
*He manages to hold back a full body shudder.*
I ain't too sure ya should put 'em everywhere. Maybe just in a few places? Like on the back of yer bedroom door?
"Everhwhere! I'll make sure to give you extra for your room!!!" Stan spots tree, "ooo, Mason! Race ya to the top!"
Lee! I- *He sighs, shakes his head, and then sprints after Lee. His legs are significantly longer so he's slightly faster. Advantages of being a fourteen year old, he guesses.*
"LONG LEGS CHEATER!" Lee called dramatically. Once they got to the tree, he took over the advantage - he was small, so he could slip around the branches quickly.
"Ey, Mason!" Stanley tackles Mason into the mud. "HAHAHAHAHAHHA!"
- @lee-mcgucket
*He lets himself be tackled and laughs as he hits the ground.*
Hey there, little man! Someone's excited, ain't they? What, ya wanna wrestle again or you just feel like a hug?
*He rolls Lee into the mud and noogies his head.*
"AH , NO, YOU'VE REATALIATIONED!" Stan says dramatically trying to push boogie away. He laughed, and tossed a fistful of mud into Mason's face-
*He sputters dramatically and pulls Lee with him as he falls over, clearly overacting.*
Oh no! Ya got me! How could ya, little man?
*He holds Lee close to his chest and smears a handful of mud in his face in revenge.*
He licked up the mud Mason smeared on his face, even swallowing it. "YUM!" He joked, oh that tasted horrible. Why did he do that -
He laughs minaically
*He laughs.*
Lee! What the hell! Yer gonna get sick or something. 'Sides, that cain't taste that good, ya idiot. Unless ya want me ta do... this!
*He drops Lee in the mud and then covers him in as much as he can reach.*
"ACK! NO! BITTER REVENGE!" Lee gagged dramatically as he got covered in mud. He retaliated by jumping up and hugging Mason, getting him just as covered with mud as he was, and then pulling them both down into the mud, landing with a splat - both of them covered head to toe with mud.
*He makes a dramatic noise and rolls so he's pressing Lee into the mud.*
Ooooh, ow, ya killed me! I'm dead, I tell ya, dead!
"ACK, NO! Getoff me dumb brother! Yer squishin' meeee!" Lee tried to shove him off
*He puts more weight down on Lee, adjusting so he's more "comfortable". He's not comfortable but it's for the bit.*
I cain't move, little man, I'm dead. Ya killed me. Dead people cain't move or breathe or nothin'.
"Fine, I'm sorrieee! Magic! Ur alive again! Now get off me so I don't gotta smell ur stinky clothes!"
Aw, come on, li'l bro, I'm comfy! Are ya really gonna make me move?
*He does get up and start trying to brush the mud off his clothes though.*
Ech. Mabes and Papa are gonna fucking kill me.
Lee laughed and sat up, "you gotta put money in the swear jar! Ima tell Papa!" He teased. He wouldn't really - He curses way to often to pull that hypocritical move
*He squints his eyes in mock offense.*
Ya wouldn't dare, ya little varmint. Yer the one always askin' me fer money so you can pay off the swear jar.
"Well, that's cause I don't got enuf money! And you do! Well I mean... not anymore-" Lee smirked
Then he shook himself off like a dog, scattering mud everywhere and getting a bunch off himself but still being dirty
And then he started sprinting towards the house- "PAPAA, MASON SAID FUC-!"
Ya dirty rat! Ya ain't telling Papa!
*He launches himself after Lee, sprinting as fast as his legs will take him.*
Git back here!
"HAHAHA THERE AINT NO STOPPIN' ME! I'LL GIT MY REVENGE, CONCEQUENCES BE DAMNED!"
He ran into a tree-
Lee!
*He runs over and bends down, concerned.*
Are ya alright? Hurt or anythin'?
Lee stood up and laughed, "you should know me better Mason! IM INVINCIBLE!" He was bleeding a bit, but that was irrelevant
"Anddd..." He dashes off again to tell Fiddleford Mason cussed, only he ran in the complete wrong direction, "IMA GET THERE FIRST!"
Hey! That's cheating, little man!
*He stands with his hand on his hip. He fully intends to watch Lee run as far away in the other direction as possible.*
Man, the kid gets far- all the way off the property and into town-
*He waits until he has to squint to see the kid and then sighs dramatically.*
I guess I better go look fer him. He better not be in trouble when I get there.
*He sets off after Lee.*
Lee kinda just ended up lost in the town square. Then he got distracted and started exploring! THERE WAS A TOWN HALL! AND A DINER! AND A LIBRARY! And a small art museum inside the history museum- Mason found him while he was wandering around in the art museum
Stanley McGucket! What in the world are ya doin' here? I weren't expecting ya ta keep goin' inta town. Didn't ya realize somethin' was wrong when ya stopped seein' apple trees?
"Apple trews shmaple trees! I had ny eyes closed! HAHAHA!" Stanley pointed at a painting of a clown, "that things fucking sick!" He grinned
*He rolls his eyes.*
Who's cursin' now, ya varmint? Stop pointin' at the thing and let's go home before we get any more mud everywhere.
*He would never say it out loud, but the clown sort of freaked him out.*
"Ima go draw you and Papa and Mabel some clowns! We should go to town more often." Lee grabbed Mason's hand out of nowhere and started walking in the direction he thought was home. "Im full of inspiration! HAHAHA!"
Lee, that ain't the right way. *He shakes his head with an affectionate smile on his face.* I swear ya've got less direction than a rattlesnake in the ocean. Come on.
*He pulls Lee in the other direction.* An', uh, ya don't gotta draw us clowns or nothin'. I know I'm happy wit' anything ya draw, and so is Papa and probably Mabes.
"But I like clownsssss!" Lee said, turning to walk in the right direction, "I CAN PUT EM EVERYWHERE!!!!"
*He manages to hold back a full body shudder.*
I ain't too sure ya should put 'em everywhere. Maybe just in a few places? Like on the back of yer bedroom door?
"Everhwhere! I'll make sure to give you extra for your room!!!" Stan spots tree, "ooo, Mason! Race ya to the top!"
"Ey, Mason!" Stanley tackles Mason into the mud. "HAHAHAHAHAHHA!"
- @lee-mcgucket
*He lets himself be tackled and laughs as he hits the ground.*
Hey there, little man! Someone's excited, ain't they? What, ya wanna wrestle again or you just feel like a hug?
*He rolls Lee into the mud and noogies his head.*
"AH , NO, YOU'VE REATALIATIONED!" Stan says dramatically trying to push boogie away. He laughed, and tossed a fistful of mud into Mason's face-
*He sputters dramatically and pulls Lee with him as he falls over, clearly overacting.*
Oh no! Ya got me! How could ya, little man?
*He holds Lee close to his chest and smears a handful of mud in his face in revenge.*
He licked up the mud Mason smeared on his face, even swallowing it. "YUM!" He joked, oh that tasted horrible. Why did he do that -
He laughs minaically
*He laughs.*
Lee! What the hell! Yer gonna get sick or something. 'Sides, that cain't taste that good, ya idiot. Unless ya want me ta do... this!
*He drops Lee in the mud and then covers him in as much as he can reach.*
"ACK! NO! BITTER REVENGE!" Lee gagged dramatically as he got covered in mud. He retaliated by jumping up and hugging Mason, getting him just as covered with mud as he was, and then pulling them both down into the mud, landing with a splat - both of them covered head to toe with mud.
*He makes a dramatic noise and rolls so he's pressing Lee into the mud.*
Ooooh, ow, ya killed me! I'm dead, I tell ya, dead!
"ACK, NO! Getoff me dumb brother! Yer squishin' meeee!" Lee tried to shove him off
*He puts more weight down on Lee, adjusting so he's more "comfortable". He's not comfortable but it's for the bit.*
I cain't move, little man, I'm dead. Ya killed me. Dead people cain't move or breathe or nothin'.
"Fine, I'm sorrieee! Magic! Ur alive again! Now get off me so I don't gotta smell ur stinky clothes!"
Aw, come on, li'l bro, I'm comfy! Are ya really gonna make me move?
*He does get up and start trying to brush the mud off his clothes though.*
Ech. Mabes and Papa are gonna fucking kill me.
Lee laughed and sat up, "you gotta put money in the swear jar! Ima tell Papa!" He teased. He wouldn't really - He curses way to often to pull that hypocritical move
*He squints his eyes in mock offense.*
Ya wouldn't dare, ya little varmint. Yer the one always askin' me fer money so you can pay off the swear jar.
"Well, that's cause I don't got enuf money! And you do! Well I mean... not anymore-" Lee smirked
Then he shook himself off like a dog, scattering mud everywhere and getting a bunch off himself but still being dirty
And then he started sprinting towards the house- "PAPAA, MASON SAID FUC-!"
Ya dirty rat! Ya ain't telling Papa!
*He launches himself after Lee, sprinting as fast as his legs will take him.*
Git back here!
"HAHAHA THERE AINT NO STOPPIN' ME! I'LL GIT MY REVENGE, CONCEQUENCES BE DAMNED!"
He ran into a tree-
Lee!
*He runs over and bends down, concerned.*
Are ya alright? Hurt or anythin'?
Lee stood up and laughed, "you should know me better Mason! IM INVINCIBLE!" He was bleeding a bit, but that was irrelevant
"Anddd..." He dashes off again to tell Fiddleford Mason cussed, only he ran in the complete wrong direction, "IMA GET THERE FIRST!"
Hey! That's cheating, little man!
*He stands with his hand on his hip. He fully intends to watch Lee run as far away in the other direction as possible.*
Man, the kid gets far- all the way off the property and into town-
*He waits until he has to squint to see the kid and then sighs dramatically.*
I guess I better go look fer him. He better not be in trouble when I get there.
*He sets off after Lee.*
Lee kinda just ended up lost in the town square. Then he got distracted and started exploring! THERE WAS A TOWN HALL! AND A DINER! AND A LIBRARY! And a small art museum inside the history museum- Mason found him while he was wandering around in the art museum
Stanley McGucket! What in the world are ya doin' here? I weren't expecting ya ta keep goin' inta town. Didn't ya realize somethin' was wrong when ya stopped seein' apple trees?
"Apple trews shmaple trees! I had ny eyes closed! HAHAHA!" Stanley pointed at a painting of a clown, "that things fucking sick!" He grinned
*He rolls his eyes.*
Who's cursin' now, ya varmint? Stop pointin' at the thing and let's go home before we get any more mud everywhere.
*He would never say it out loud, but the clown sort of freaked him out.*
"Ima go draw you and Papa and Mabel some clowns! We should go to town more often." Lee grabbed Mason's hand out of nowhere and started walking in the direction he thought was home. "Im full of inspiration! HAHAHA!"
Lee, that ain't the right way. *He shakes his head with an affectionate smile on his face.* I swear ya've got less direction than a rattlesnake in the ocean. Come on.
*He pulls Lee in the other direction.* An', uh, ya don't gotta draw us clowns or nothin'. I know I'm happy wit' anything ya draw, and so is Papa and probably Mabes.
"But I like clownsssss!" Lee said, turning to walk in the right direction, "I CAN PUT EM EVERYWHERE!!!!"
"Ey, Mason!" Stanley tackles Mason into the mud. "HAHAHAHAHAHHA!"
- @lee-mcgucket
*He lets himself be tackled and laughs as he hits the ground.*
Hey there, little man! Someone's excited, ain't they? What, ya wanna wrestle again or you just feel like a hug?
*He rolls Lee into the mud and noogies his head.*
"AH , NO, YOU'VE REATALIATIONED!" Stan says dramatically trying to push boogie away. He laughed, and tossed a fistful of mud into Mason's face-
*He sputters dramatically and pulls Lee with him as he falls over, clearly overacting.*
Oh no! Ya got me! How could ya, little man?
*He holds Lee close to his chest and smears a handful of mud in his face in revenge.*
He licked up the mud Mason smeared on his face, even swallowing it. "YUM!" He joked, oh that tasted horrible. Why did he do that -
He laughs minaically
*He laughs.*
Lee! What the hell! Yer gonna get sick or something. 'Sides, that cain't taste that good, ya idiot. Unless ya want me ta do... this!
*He drops Lee in the mud and then covers him in as much as he can reach.*
"ACK! NO! BITTER REVENGE!" Lee gagged dramatically as he got covered in mud. He retaliated by jumping up and hugging Mason, getting him just as covered with mud as he was, and then pulling them both down into the mud, landing with a splat - both of them covered head to toe with mud.
*He makes a dramatic noise and rolls so he's pressing Lee into the mud.*
Ooooh, ow, ya killed me! I'm dead, I tell ya, dead!
"ACK, NO! Getoff me dumb brother! Yer squishin' meeee!" Lee tried to shove him off
*He puts more weight down on Lee, adjusting so he's more "comfortable". He's not comfortable but it's for the bit.*
I cain't move, little man, I'm dead. Ya killed me. Dead people cain't move or breathe or nothin'.
"Fine, I'm sorrieee! Magic! Ur alive again! Now get off me so I don't gotta smell ur stinky clothes!"
Aw, come on, li'l bro, I'm comfy! Are ya really gonna make me move?
*He does get up and start trying to brush the mud off his clothes though.*
Ech. Mabes and Papa are gonna fucking kill me.
Lee laughed and sat up, "you gotta put money in the swear jar! Ima tell Papa!" He teased. He wouldn't really - He curses way to often to pull that hypocritical move
*He squints his eyes in mock offense.*
Ya wouldn't dare, ya little varmint. Yer the one always askin' me fer money so you can pay off the swear jar.
"Well, that's cause I don't got enuf money! And you do! Well I mean... not anymore-" Lee smirked
Then he shook himself off like a dog, scattering mud everywhere and getting a bunch off himself but still being dirty
And then he started sprinting towards the house- "PAPAA, MASON SAID FUC-!"
Ya dirty rat! Ya ain't telling Papa!
*He launches himself after Lee, sprinting as fast as his legs will take him.*
Git back here!
"HAHAHA THERE AINT NO STOPPIN' ME! I'LL GIT MY REVENGE, CONCEQUENCES BE DAMNED!"
He ran into a tree-
Lee!
*He runs over and bends down, concerned.*
Are ya alright? Hurt or anythin'?
Lee stood up and laughed, "you should know me better Mason! IM INVINCIBLE!" He was bleeding a bit, but that was irrelevant
"Anddd..." He dashes off again to tell Fiddleford Mason cussed, only he ran in the complete wrong direction, "IMA GET THERE FIRST!"
Hey! That's cheating, little man!
*He stands with his hand on his hip. He fully intends to watch Lee run as far away in the other direction as possible.*
Man, the kid gets far- all the way off the property and into town-
*He waits until he has to squint to see the kid and then sighs dramatically.*
I guess I better go look fer him. He better not be in trouble when I get there.
*He sets off after Lee.*
Lee kinda just ended up lost in the town square. Then he got distracted and started exploring! THERE WAS A TOWN HALL! AND A DINER! AND A LIBRARY! And a small art museum inside the history museum- Mason found him while he was wandering around in the art museum
Stanley McGucket! What in the world are ya doin' here? I weren't expecting ya ta keep goin' inta town. Didn't ya realize somethin' was wrong when ya stopped seein' apple trees?
"Apple trews shmaple trees! I had ny eyes closed! HAHAHA!" Stanley pointed at a painting of a clown, "that things fucking sick!" He grinned
*He rolls his eyes.*
Who's cursin' now, ya varmint? Stop pointin' at the thing and let's go home before we get any more mud everywhere.
*He would never say it out loud, but the clown sort of freaked him out.*
"Ima go draw you and Papa and Mabel some clowns! We should go to town more often." Lee grabbed Mason's hand out of nowhere and started walking in the direction he thought was home. "Im full of inspiration! HAHAHA!"
"Ey, Mason!" Stanley tackles Mason into the mud. "HAHAHAHAHAHHA!"
- @lee-mcgucket
*He lets himself be tackled and laughs as he hits the ground.*
Hey there, little man! Someone's excited, ain't they? What, ya wanna wrestle again or you just feel like a hug?
*He rolls Lee into the mud and noogies his head.*
"AH , NO, YOU'VE REATALIATIONED!" Stan says dramatically trying to push boogie away. He laughed, and tossed a fistful of mud into Mason's face-
*He sputters dramatically and pulls Lee with him as he falls over, clearly overacting.*
Oh no! Ya got me! How could ya, little man?
*He holds Lee close to his chest and smears a handful of mud in his face in revenge.*
He licked up the mud Mason smeared on his face, even swallowing it. "YUM!" He joked, oh that tasted horrible. Why did he do that -
He laughs minaically
*He laughs.*
Lee! What the hell! Yer gonna get sick or something. 'Sides, that cain't taste that good, ya idiot. Unless ya want me ta do... this!
*He drops Lee in the mud and then covers him in as much as he can reach.*
"ACK! NO! BITTER REVENGE!" Lee gagged dramatically as he got covered in mud. He retaliated by jumping up and hugging Mason, getting him just as covered with mud as he was, and then pulling them both down into the mud, landing with a splat - both of them covered head to toe with mud.
*He makes a dramatic noise and rolls so he's pressing Lee into the mud.*
Ooooh, ow, ya killed me! I'm dead, I tell ya, dead!
"ACK, NO! Getoff me dumb brother! Yer squishin' meeee!" Lee tried to shove him off
*He puts more weight down on Lee, adjusting so he's more "comfortable". He's not comfortable but it's for the bit.*
I cain't move, little man, I'm dead. Ya killed me. Dead people cain't move or breathe or nothin'.
"Fine, I'm sorrieee! Magic! Ur alive again! Now get off me so I don't gotta smell ur stinky clothes!"
Aw, come on, li'l bro, I'm comfy! Are ya really gonna make me move?
*He does get up and start trying to brush the mud off his clothes though.*
Ech. Mabes and Papa are gonna fucking kill me.
Lee laughed and sat up, "you gotta put money in the swear jar! Ima tell Papa!" He teased. He wouldn't really - He curses way to often to pull that hypocritical move
*He squints his eyes in mock offense.*
Ya wouldn't dare, ya little varmint. Yer the one always askin' me fer money so you can pay off the swear jar.
"Well, that's cause I don't got enuf money! And you do! Well I mean... not anymore-" Lee smirked
Then he shook himself off like a dog, scattering mud everywhere and getting a bunch off himself but still being dirty
And then he started sprinting towards the house- "PAPAA, MASON SAID FUC-!"
Ya dirty rat! Ya ain't telling Papa!
*He launches himself after Lee, sprinting as fast as his legs will take him.*
Git back here!
"HAHAHA THERE AINT NO STOPPIN' ME! I'LL GIT MY REVENGE, CONCEQUENCES BE DAMNED!"
He ran into a tree-
Lee!
*He runs over and bends down, concerned.*
Are ya alright? Hurt or anythin'?
Lee stood up and laughed, "you should know me better Mason! IM INVINCIBLE!" He was bleeding a bit, but that was irrelevant
"Anddd..." He dashes off again to tell Fiddleford Mason cussed, only he ran in the complete wrong direction, "IMA GET THERE FIRST!"
Hey! That's cheating, little man!
*He stands with his hand on his hip. He fully intends to watch Lee run as far away in the other direction as possible.*
Man, the kid gets far- all the way off the property and into town-
*He waits until he has to squint to see the kid and then sighs dramatically.*
I guess I better go look fer him. He better not be in trouble when I get there.
*He sets off after Lee.*
Lee kinda just ended up lost in the town square. Then he got distracted and started exploring! THERE WAS A TOWN HALL! AND A DINER! AND A LIBRARY! And a small art museum inside the history museum- Mason found him while he was wandering around in the art museum
Stanley McGucket! What in the world are ya doin' here? I weren't expecting ya ta keep goin' inta town. Didn't ya realize somethin' was wrong when ya stopped seein' apple trees?
"Apple trews shmaple trees! I had ny eyes closed! HAHAHA!" Stanley pointed at a painting of a clown, "that things fucking sick!" He grinned
"Ey, Mason!" Stanley tackles Mason into the mud. "HAHAHAHAHAHHA!"
- @lee-mcgucket
*He lets himself be tackled and laughs as he hits the ground.*
Hey there, little man! Someone's excited, ain't they? What, ya wanna wrestle again or you just feel like a hug?
*He rolls Lee into the mud and noogies his head.*
"AH , NO, YOU'VE REATALIATIONED!" Stan says dramatically trying to push boogie away. He laughed, and tossed a fistful of mud into Mason's face-
*He sputters dramatically and pulls Lee with him as he falls over, clearly overacting.*
Oh no! Ya got me! How could ya, little man?
*He holds Lee close to his chest and smears a handful of mud in his face in revenge.*
He licked up the mud Mason smeared on his face, even swallowing it. "YUM!" He joked, oh that tasted horrible. Why did he do that -
He laughs minaically
*He laughs.*
Lee! What the hell! Yer gonna get sick or something. 'Sides, that cain't taste that good, ya idiot. Unless ya want me ta do... this!
*He drops Lee in the mud and then covers him in as much as he can reach.*
"ACK! NO! BITTER REVENGE!" Lee gagged dramatically as he got covered in mud. He retaliated by jumping up and hugging Mason, getting him just as covered with mud as he was, and then pulling them both down into the mud, landing with a splat - both of them covered head to toe with mud.
*He makes a dramatic noise and rolls so he's pressing Lee into the mud.*
Ooooh, ow, ya killed me! I'm dead, I tell ya, dead!
"ACK, NO! Getoff me dumb brother! Yer squishin' meeee!" Lee tried to shove him off
*He puts more weight down on Lee, adjusting so he's more "comfortable". He's not comfortable but it's for the bit.*
I cain't move, little man, I'm dead. Ya killed me. Dead people cain't move or breathe or nothin'.
"Fine, I'm sorrieee! Magic! Ur alive again! Now get off me so I don't gotta smell ur stinky clothes!"
Aw, come on, li'l bro, I'm comfy! Are ya really gonna make me move?
*He does get up and start trying to brush the mud off his clothes though.*
Ech. Mabes and Papa are gonna fucking kill me.
Lee laughed and sat up, "you gotta put money in the swear jar! Ima tell Papa!" He teased. He wouldn't really - He curses way to often to pull that hypocritical move
*He squints his eyes in mock offense.*
Ya wouldn't dare, ya little varmint. Yer the one always askin' me fer money so you can pay off the swear jar.
"Well, that's cause I don't got enuf money! And you do! Well I mean... not anymore-" Lee smirked
Then he shook himself off like a dog, scattering mud everywhere and getting a bunch off himself but still being dirty
And then he started sprinting towards the house- "PAPAA, MASON SAID FUC-!"
Ya dirty rat! Ya ain't telling Papa!
*He launches himself after Lee, sprinting as fast as his legs will take him.*
Git back here!
"HAHAHA THERE AINT NO STOPPIN' ME! I'LL GIT MY REVENGE, CONCEQUENCES BE DAMNED!"
He ran into a tree-
Lee!
*He runs over and bends down, concerned.*
Are ya alright? Hurt or anythin'?
Lee stood up and laughed, "you should know me better Mason! IM INVINCIBLE!" He was bleeding a bit, but that was irrelevant
"Anddd..." He dashes off again to tell Fiddleford Mason cussed, only he ran in the complete wrong direction, "IMA GET THERE FIRST!"
Hey! That's cheating, little man!
*He stands with his hand on his hip. He fully intends to watch Lee run as far away in the other direction as possible.*
Man, the kid gets far- all the way off the property and into town-
*He waits until he has to squint to see the kid and then sighs dramatically.*
I guess I better go look fer him. He better not be in trouble when I get there.
*He sets off after Lee.*
Lee kinda just ended up lost in the town square. Then he got distracted and started exploring! THERE WAS A TOWN HALL! AND A DINER! AND A LIBRARY! And a small art museum inside the history museum- Mason found him while he was wandering around in the art museum
"Ey, Mason!" Stanley tackles Mason into the mud. "HAHAHAHAHAHHA!"
- @lee-mcgucket
*He lets himself be tackled and laughs as he hits the ground.*
Hey there, little man! Someone's excited, ain't they? What, ya wanna wrestle again or you just feel like a hug?
*He rolls Lee into the mud and noogies his head.*
"AH , NO, YOU'VE REATALIATIONED!" Stan says dramatically trying to push boogie away. He laughed, and tossed a fistful of mud into Mason's face-
*He sputters dramatically and pulls Lee with him as he falls over, clearly overacting.*
Oh no! Ya got me! How could ya, little man?
*He holds Lee close to his chest and smears a handful of mud in his face in revenge.*
He licked up the mud Mason smeared on his face, even swallowing it. "YUM!" He joked, oh that tasted horrible. Why did he do that -
He laughs minaically
*He laughs.*
Lee! What the hell! Yer gonna get sick or something. 'Sides, that cain't taste that good, ya idiot. Unless ya want me ta do... this!
*He drops Lee in the mud and then covers him in as much as he can reach.*
"ACK! NO! BITTER REVENGE!" Lee gagged dramatically as he got covered in mud. He retaliated by jumping up and hugging Mason, getting him just as covered with mud as he was, and then pulling them both down into the mud, landing with a splat - both of them covered head to toe with mud.
*He makes a dramatic noise and rolls so he's pressing Lee into the mud.*
Ooooh, ow, ya killed me! I'm dead, I tell ya, dead!
"ACK, NO! Getoff me dumb brother! Yer squishin' meeee!" Lee tried to shove him off
*He puts more weight down on Lee, adjusting so he's more "comfortable". He's not comfortable but it's for the bit.*
I cain't move, little man, I'm dead. Ya killed me. Dead people cain't move or breathe or nothin'.
"Fine, I'm sorrieee! Magic! Ur alive again! Now get off me so I don't gotta smell ur stinky clothes!"
Aw, come on, li'l bro, I'm comfy! Are ya really gonna make me move?
*He does get up and start trying to brush the mud off his clothes though.*
Ech. Mabes and Papa are gonna fucking kill me.
Lee laughed and sat up, "you gotta put money in the swear jar! Ima tell Papa!" He teased. He wouldn't really - He curses way to often to pull that hypocritical move
*He squints his eyes in mock offense.*
Ya wouldn't dare, ya little varmint. Yer the one always askin' me fer money so you can pay off the swear jar.
"Well, that's cause I don't got enuf money! And you do! Well I mean... not anymore-" Lee smirked
Then he shook himself off like a dog, scattering mud everywhere and getting a bunch off himself but still being dirty
And then he started sprinting towards the house- "PAPAA, MASON SAID FUC-!"
Ya dirty rat! Ya ain't telling Papa!
*He launches himself after Lee, sprinting as fast as his legs will take him.*
Git back here!
"HAHAHA THERE AINT NO STOPPIN' ME! I'LL GIT MY REVENGE, CONCEQUENCES BE DAMNED!"
He ran into a tree-
Lee!
*He runs over and bends down, concerned.*
Are ya alright? Hurt or anythin'?
Lee stood up and laughed, "you should know me better Mason! IM INVINCIBLE!" He was bleeding a bit, but that was irrelevant
"Anddd..." He dashes off again to tell Fiddleford Mason cussed, only he ran in the complete wrong direction, "IMA GET THERE FIRST!"
Hey! That's cheating, little man!
*He stands with his hand on his hip. He fully intends to watch Lee run as far away in the other direction as possible.*
Man, the kid gets far- all the way off the property and into town-