SYSTEM FAILURE

they/she ; edith ; 27

[wizardarchetypes]

i had a nap dream that i got a phalloplasty and the results were so incredible that somehow it got out that i had the most beautiful penis in the world (whatever that would mean) and actors started hiring me to be their penis double in films (as if there are a ton of penis closeups in hollywood) and i made a decent living doing it but it was in all my contracts not to say anything so no one knew it wasn’t the actors’ real penises. but then after a few years a journalist noticed and compared all the shots and realized they were all the same penis so she found me and wrote an article for vanity fair. i was thrust into the spotlight and didn’t know how to handle the attention. i got invited to talk about it on a talk show and the host introduced me like “you know his penis…now meet the man!”

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

bud, i loved this line so much

ink: diamine oxblood

[everystan]

[lousydrawingsforgoodpeople]

[janvranovsky]

Protected in pink | © Jan Vranovsky, 2015

[detailedart]

Details: Ghost clouds - Les Nuages Fantômes. Ca. 1897, by Richard Riemerschmid.

[cornflakesdoesart]

all the cozy commissions from 2020

Kofi/ Printshop / Instagram / Twitter URLs in my blog description!

[ratfuck]

impeachy the conservative clown

[clown-names]

YOU ARE COPYING MY IDEAS THE CLOWN

[ratfuck]

clown-names the MEAN RUDE ASS clown

[clown-names]

now you’ve fucking done it

[clown-names]

the clown

[ot3]

i need you all to promise me that you’re not going to hatewatch the mario movie in theaters and inadvertently make it a commercial success. i need you people to promise me this. i know this is what’s going to happen anyway but please for the love of god just be patient and pirate it

[sundewbaby]

Love and light yeah but also sacred rage and darkness

[lake-erie]

Frog and cranberries it must be fall.

[oolongearlgrey]

Frog and cranberries it must be fall.

[lake-erie]

Frog and cranberries it must be fall.

[frogsandcranberriesitmustbefall]

Frogs and cranberries it must be fall.

[aromantic-goldfishdeactivated202]

Hello?

[frogandcranberriesitmustbefall]

Frog and cranberries it must be fall.

[sophie531896273240810891]

@julianbashirlesbian 🥺

[whitepeopletwitter]

[silima]

oh yea just throwing it out there but. if u are a beginning digital artist PLEASE i am BEGGING you to experiment with different methods of making your drawings because i see so many of yall suffering for no reason using what you’re taught because you don’t know to try a different way. like SO MANY PEOPLE people make jokes about how much worse their lineart looks from their sketch and how much of a pain it is to do lineart… if that’s you, then, don’t do lineart! just clean up your sketch a bit, or keep the bits from the sketch that you like the most and only do a separate layer for the things that really need fixing, or just paint right onto it!! endless possibilities. if u keep having troubles trouble with layers? u don’t need them, just merge them and keep going. better at sketching traditionally than digitally? take a picture of ur sketch and draw on top of it. there is no One Right Way to do anything in art except what’s fun and satisfying for you. be free

[logarto]

i went to go pick up my HORMONES from the chemist today and the guy was quite sweet and very well intentioned but clearly way out of his element... when i was leaving i did the standard “thanks have a nice night” and he responded with “you too enjoy your... (very very quietly obviously realising what he was saying was highly insane) gender...” and tbh i havent stopped thinking abt being a gender enjoyer since

[pangur-and-grim]

did NOT deserve the swerve

[yioh]

do not talk to me or else i WILL cry . fucking try me

[babygang-deactivated20211120]

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