give me the bread orb

hi welcome to chili's (they/them)

[alright-gay]

you know thinking about it maybe the first time someone probably should have raised some questions about my body and it's functioning was probably when I was a baby and I would get fevers out of nowhere and have seizures??????? my mom was just telling me about this like okay so you didn't think hmmm. maybe baby broken????

the second time probably should have been at camp when I burned the tops of both my ears so bad they turned into giant gooey scabs and I Literally DID NOT NOTICE until my grandmother who is a DOCTOR was like KATIE YOUR EARS wear sunscreen and I was like huh??? what's wrong with them?? hello???????? something is wrong with this child ??

[violentwavesofemotion-deactivat]

Friedrich Nietzsche, from a brief note to Lou Andreas-Salomé wr. c. 1882

[jacisdeadlonglivejac-deactivate]

[princesshamlet-deactivated20210]

went to get food today

[shownumetal]

razor companies normalizing body hair to advertise removing body hair 🙄

[brostateexam]

[kitty]

[glimring]

this is probably my single favorite piece of clothing ever

[bbcsherlock]

[marveladdicts]

[netbug009]

This seems like an exaggeration until you actually work in fast food.

[outofcontextdiscord]

[doebt]

STOP THIS IS SO FUNNY

[spiirt-deactivated20191026]

HELLO??????

[screenshotsofdespair]

[faggymcfly]

obsessed with this reddit thread 

[hydro-homies]

Don’t buy other stuff

[nerdgasrnz]

[grimeclown]

Im cute and im sexy and thats why im allowed to build my wizard tower within city limits. Zoning laws dont apply to me because the whole city council is so charmed by my voluminous robes and funny hat.

[yardsards]

i think theyre actually charmed by that spell u put on them, not ur style

[grimeclown]

You take me for a beguiler? Accuse me of bewitchment? Nay, I say not. If theyre bespelled by anything its by my luminous personality and dumptruck asscheeks

[grimeclown]

And what about it?

[wumblr]

hmm. okay. what if we train big cats to eat the rich

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like imagine you’re a security guard (i know YOU wouldn’t but stay with me here) at one of the decommissioned nuclear silos where the rich are bunkering out the pandemic and a fucking puma gets in. would you abandon your post? i mean come on. it’s a puma. failing that, two pumas?

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theoretically there is a number of pumas that would be completely devastating to a nuclear silo full of rich people and honestly i would be surprised if it was as high as 3

[vixibombae]

best moments in gaming journalism

journalist gets real yakuza members to play yakuza 3 and asks for their opinions on its authenticity

that’s it

[vixibombae]

highlights:

“What’s with all the fucking gaijin in this area?” “Dude, don’t say that, use gaikokujin, it’s nicer.” “Oh, shit, right. What’s with all the fucking gaikokujin in this area?”

“The breaded pork cutlet bento box is like mega power. More than ramen. That’s accurate.”

all of them start dragging kiryu for his shitty cheap shirt for five minutes

“Shooting people sends a message.” “So does shooting anything.”

(after being told that massage parlors, mahjong, and hostess clubs were cut from the US version) “I feel sorry for the people who bought the American version. SEGA USA sucks.”

[tramampoline]

S: I don’t know any ex-yakuza running orphanages. K: There was one a few years ago. A good guy. M: You sure it wasn’t just a tax shelter? K: Sure it was a tax shelter but he ran it like a legitimate thing. You know.

[enemy-stand]

“Author’s note: A heated discussion takes place as to whether the game is stereotyping the yakuza, which is resolved when Midoriyama, a now-retired former mid-level faction boss, points out that the stereotypes about the yakuza are more or less correct, with the exception of their alleged prowess in martial arts.“

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i’ve seen these quotes a hundred times but never the full article — 200k notes and i’ve never seen someone mention the guy saying “they should let kiryu smoke meth”