oy, mista! you me dad?

adult | lesbian | they/them not an anti-friendly space ao3

[goldfyshie927]

Ass pic below the cut, open at your own discretion

[goldfyshie927]

People aren’t freaky enough about Ana and Lara’s relationship tbh

[constance-mcentee-deactivated20]

Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.

"I can note your interest in that feature for future development."

[lakemojave]

You don't like New Yawk? 🗽? Bada Bing?

[iamoutofideas]

no 🛩️

[transmechanicus]

anotha one🛩️

[tenorgender]

god didn't give me a dick because he knew I'd get hard when I heard a rich choral harmony

[serratedpens]

Tourist, Sonia Feldman

[psygull]

Ordering a gin and yonic at the H.R. Giger bar and grill

[420technoblazeit]

those caitvi kinktober rules going around on twitter are insane im still thinking about them. the no transmasc depictions already tell me everything i need to know but depiction of aftercare required? no dub con of any kind?? explicit consent before during and after sex??? man dont run a kinktober event then

[420technoblazeit]

it's just so baby's first fandom. as long as everything is properly tagged no one's going to see anything they don't consent to seeing, this is basic fandom etiquette. but a kinktober is meant for kinks you can't insist that every fanwork created for it is the most vanilla shit imaginable

[420technoblazeit]

they took down the post and privated their account so it's a little hard to find receipts now but here are the screenshots. i saw at least the first one with my own eyes

[420technoblazeit]

FREE USE? HOW DO YOU WRITE FREE USE UNDER THESE CONDITIONS??????

[420technoblazeit]

me when i turn into a werewolf and look you in the eyes (so you can understand that i have self awareness) and ask in perfect english if i can have sex with you

[shadowseductress]

i love you on purpose!! on purpose!! i had a choice and I chose you!! it wasn't an accident !! I love you for who you are!! I love you on purpose!!

[thenwearedecided]

fuckkkk my sacrificial lamb has started hanging out with the scapegoat

[tlirsgender]

We need more women characters who are Male Protagonists. You know. Slightly haggard. She's splashing cold water on her face and gripping the edge of the sink staring in the mirror for a minute. She's coping badly with her deadwife

[tlirsgender]

Ok listen I get that people tagging posts with men is a rule of physics on this hellsite but it's kind of bizarre how badly some of you have failed the assignment on this one. A generic male protagonist archetype who is a man is nothing. That's just the normal cliche I'm talking about subverting. What?

[tlirsgender]

Like if you are For Serious headcanoning your blorbo as a trans woman I am kissing you on the head. But I KNOW most of you are not doing that. Come on. For one dollar name a fictional woman. No being a loser does not make him a woman try again

[paper--machete]

it bothers me that you often don't really hear about people having a "favorite album" the way they might have a favorite movie or favorite video game

[paper--machete]

fuck it. reblog this and tell me in the tags what your favorite album is

[chicken-delight]

i have tested positive for tzatziki

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Prints / KoFi

[shadowen]

This is an anti-despair checkpoint! You must share something you're looking forward to before scrolling on.

[guiltfactory]

coffee shop au with canon-typical violence