untouchable

"The bass player's function, along with the drums, is to be the engine that drives the car... everything else is merely colours."

[leejunqshin]

oh. oh wowow.

Oh oh oh oh oppareul saranghae!

[jungshimba-blog]

[fageleh]

au ideas you never asked for

“HEY STOP! YOU’RE STEALING MY NEIGHBOR’S DOG! WHAT THE FU – oh, they hired a dog walker? hahaha haha.. ha… carry on”

“i’m in the nurse’s office a lot with migraines and you’re always in here organizing her tongue depressors and i really don’t think you go to this school so what gives”

“the building manager neglected to tell me the window washers would be coming by today so excuuuuuuse me for thinking that twenty three floors up was high enough that i could dance around in my office without being seen”

“you’ve been awkwardly inching your way towards the human sexuality section of the bookstore i work at for like fifteen minutes are you looking for something in particular or –?”

“you and your friends have been playing the penis game in the library for the last five minutes and none of you have gotten above a quiet yell and i’m really just trying to study over here so i’m gonna put an end to this by winning the game”

“it’s 2 in the morning and i was just trying to get home but i left my sunroof open all day and now there’s a squirrel in my car and it scared me and i drove into a pole – would you please stop laughing you’re a cop. you’re supposed to be helping”

“my favorite band dropped a new single today and i’ve had it on repeat for seven hours and i can see you judging me but that isn’t going to make me shut it off"

“hey new neighbor it appears that your dog likes me a thousand times better than she likes your partner and they’re really jealous and i’m sorry but not really because hellloooooo there”

“you can’t get tattooed drunk, come back in the morning and if you still want my name on your ass we’ll talk”

[leejunqshin]

No i wouldve left the name and told my fans a girl named him after me! They would’ve been so curious. If simba could stand up, which he wont because hes lazy, he would really be taller than you. He’s so easy to take care of though, and really is a nice foot rest or pillow. Dont forget the handsome part too, Simba really is my pride and joy. He’s my baby.

[soojunq-archive-deactivated2016]

Wow, you really are trying to provoke a scandal… are you that obsessed with me, huh? Just kidding. I can see that he’s lazy… all I see is pictures of him sleeping. Oh my god, really? That’s so cute… lazy and cute! Okay maybe handsome too but that has nothing to do with you. He’s already naturally handsome and his fur is so glossy… 

[leejunqshin]

Its a mutual thing! I think the obsession goes both ways please dont put this all on me. Glossy fur reminds me of a certain obsession someone had. does the word seaweed ring a bell? I have a good memory soojung.

[leejunqshin]

What would have my excuse been when people asked. who’s dog is that jungshin oppa? none other than krystal from f(x), i stole him from her. wouldnt assumptions about us sky rocket through the roof? You should come meet him some day, but please dont kidnap him as revenge.

[soojunq-archive-deactivated2016]

You could’ve just be like “oh look I got a new dog isn’t he cute?” and then call him something else so people won’t get suspicious… Really? I can? I’d love to meet Simba. And I doubt I’ll be able to kidnap him since he’s huge now. He’s bigger and taller than me right? He’s definitely your son… he takes after you… the ridiculous height and growth spurt. 

[leejunqshin]

No i wouldve left the name and told my fans a girl named him after me! They would’ve been so curious. If simba could stand up, which he wont because hes lazy, he would really be taller than you. He’s so easy to take care of though, and really is a nice foot rest or pillow. Dont forget the handsome part too, Simba really is my pride and joy. He’s my baby.

[roseband]

Jungshin annoying poor Simba

[cnbluenevergiveup]

[koiyomi]

shy and embarrassed jungshin

[leejunqshin]

Im not being mean i really just understood! I just got here! I was only playing around! I dont think you have one, i havent seen your beautiful pictures on my feed so that tells me your account does not exist { ‘ smiles } will compliments reverse the disappointment!

[soojunq-archive-deactivated2016]

Huh… I see… Psh, that was a good save… so yeah okay these compliments would work. (`nods) Also… your instagram is only filled with Simba! What is this red-headed-stepchild treatment you’re giving Minijung? Although I must admit… Simba looks really good. He’s grown so much…

[leejunqshin]

What would have my excuse been when people asked. who’s dog is that jungshin oppa? none other than krystal from f(x), i stole him from her. wouldnt assumptions about us sky rocket through the roof? You should come meet him some day, but please dont kidnap him as revenge.

[leejunqshin]

You have accidents? How unsanitary. I have been traveling a lot, the world is a beautiful place. I stalk your instagram as well! You do have one right, or am i now being caught lying through my teeth. 

[soojunq-archive-deactivated2016]

No, I meant the dog… and the cheese thing… If you’re going to be mean then I’ll just leave!!! Wow, the fact that you have to question whether I have an instagram or not makes it obvious that you don’t actually stalk my instagram. I am very disappointed in you!!!

[leejunqshin]

Im not being mean i really just understood! I just got here! I was only playing around! I dont think you have one, i havent seen your beautiful pictures on my feed so that tells me your account does not exist { ‘ smiles } will compliments reverse the disappointment!

[leejunqshin]

Oooooookay then. Bye Soojungie. Have fun with Minijung. You can thank me later for potty training him but he does have accidents if you take too long to get back home. He likes cheese but i dont think dogs should have cheese

[soojunq-archive-deactivated2016]

Bye Jungshin oppa… I will have so much fun! (`picks minijung up) Ahhh you’re such a great father, yes, good job. Makes up for the kidnapping honestly. Oh? So he’s just like his mother… I’ll be going now–just kidding. I haven’t seen you in so long!!! How are you? Heard you’ve been travelling a lot… I saw through your instagram that I secretly stalk from time to time…

[leejunqshin]

You have accidents? How unsanitary. I have been traveling a lot, the world is a beautiful place. I stalk your instagram as well! You do have one right, or am i now being caught lying through my teeth. 

[soojunq-archive-deactivated2016]

@leejunqshin:

Now be honest is that pointed at me or minijung? { ‘ crosses arms } I can leave you both to enjoy the reunion of epic proportions.

You–no, not really. Just Minijung. (`she teases him, laughing heartily) Okay! Bye, Jungshin oppa! (`she continues to tease him only to get a reaction out of him)

[leejunqshin]

Oooooookay then. Bye Soojungie. Have fun with Minijung. You can thank me later for potty training him but he does have accidents if you take too long to get back home. He likes cheese but i dont think dogs should have cheese

[leejunqshin]

"I'm glad you're home."

Now be honest is that pointed at me or minijung? { ‘ crosses arms } I can leave you both to enjoy the reunion of epic proportions.

[leejunqshin]

Cute Starters

"I'm glad your home."

"How was work?"

"Did you have fun tonight?"

"Get back in bed."

"Hey, I have a cold sore! Don't kiss me!"

"My favorite character died..."

"What's your favorite flower?"

"I'm baking a cake for us!"

"Happy Anniversary, ___"

"Aren't you going to give me a kiss?"

"Will you cuddle with me?"

"I had a bad day."

"Can't we just stay in bed today?"

"Please?"

"Don't make me use puppy-dog eyes!"

"Don't use the puppy-dog eyes!"

"Let's watch a Disney movie together..."

"Do you love me?"

"Will you marry me?"

"May I have this dance?"

"My back still hurts. Will you rub it?"

"Get up! It's morning!"

"Are you sure you're okay?"

"You look a bit tired, why don't you just stay home today?"

"I'll take care of you."

[giftedconscience-deactivated201]

If she shares her food with you, wifey her

[boonghwa]

[girlywithalittlekpop]

You have to keep running in Running Man

Stupid things Jung Yonghwa says