I have spoken.

This is where I release all of my dotings and obsessions, and where I ramble as much as I please. You've been forewarned.

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The ferret beard to end all ferret beards

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Charlotte Dujardin & Valegro.

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She's the best.

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Learn more here.

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A walk in the woods. Don’t mind the minor editing mistake…

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We thought we were so cool. In reality it's just someone walking through the woods carrying an umbrella....the best part, it's not even raining.

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Spring! Michigan be like...PSYCH.

So, it was spring. Then it decided to snow. That was the most disappointing thing evaarrr... I just want to go to the beach and bathe in the sun and jump in the waves! I suppose I'm in the wrong state to do all that. Okay, I'm moving to Florida. Bye.

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Pink petunias.

Never again shall I venture to someone else’s house for a break…bad idea. It’s too much for an anti-social hermit like me to handle "A teeny tiny upper:" Like when I dreamed I was a Jew and I got shot by Hitler but he didn’t actually kill me, so I just laid there and pretended I was dead. Later someone found me and I became a professional piano player, and Hitler came to my concert and loved how I played. Sometimes, I wish I knew what guys were thinking. And then I stop…and tell myself no. That would be gross. Thank goodness I can’t read minds No one in our family is a dog person. I think we all agree that they stink and are a little stupid. Fall fest was horrible. I got hit in the head with a softball. Whoever named those must have adored oxymorons. …thank you, mother! For protecting me from Telly Tubbies and those weird shows… Stink bugs were abundant and plentiful in our house…They just want to get in my hair and my face. I discovered my niece doesn’t really like me. I think she feels my child hate emanating from my soul. Why else would a sock move on its own? The youth Sabbath was not very youthful. I miss being anti-social and not being around people…I don’t want to be negative, but desperate times call for desperate measures.

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Can I just say that I crack myself up?...without sounded conceited and such...

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Eabha ready for bed!

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Looks like she's ready for a poop, too. And like she got caught in the act.

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Taste the rainbow, poop the rainbow!

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If only that's how it worked.

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Open the vent!

I just need to vent a little bit in "public." No one has to read this, it just feels better knowing that I can put my opinion out there...get it out of my brain.

For those that do not know me well, let me help you with that process: I DO NOT LIKE GENERALS CLASSES IN COLLEGE. I find them to be rather unnecessary.

First of all, I just spent all of high school--FOUR YEARS, MIND YOU--taking those classes. I passed every single one of them, and now I have to take some more similar classes in college? Um... No thanks. Don't waste my time with that nonsense.

If I wasn't able to do that sort of stuff, then I wouldn't have graduated. And for those that actually do need a little assistance with that sort of thing, then they should be required to take such classes. They obviously aren't ready to move on with their lives....that sounds so mean... I promise I'm not a heartless Lert. 

Let me pause this rant to enlighten you with a random quote ...

"Be alert. The world needs more Lerts." 

I don't know about you, but I found this amusing. Made me giggle, it did.

Back to my venting. 

I'm going to college to become an accountant. Not a speech specialist person, not a professional at writing essays using ethos, pathos, and whatever the other one is, and most certainly NOT a major in politics. I'd rather spend my time doing something I want to do and something that I know I am good at. 

I know I'm not good at speaking. I'm the kind of person who doesn't really talk unless I have something worth saying (unless you're my best friend, then I just ramble whenevs about whatevs). I'm quite often the person who never knows what to say, so silence it is. I'm the kind of person that gets told frequently: "You're so quiet," "You don't say much," or, "Are you always this quiet?"

I just nod and say, "Yup."

That's why I picked a career that best suited my abilities..... Need I say more? 

Bottom line: we all have our own talents in different areas, annnnnnd I don't want to go to my final exams this week. 

I'm just done. So done with school. 

I'm pooped.

Hwsht.

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My blog turned 3 today! 

Wow...has it really been that long? 

And also, this is my 200th post!! 

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Pumpkin Pie.

I was going to write something deep and meaningful... but all I can think about right now is pumpkin pie. 

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Granola and Raccoons.

I can easily say it has been a year since I last wrote on here... 

WHELL! Where do I begin?

I'm definitely not going to tell you what's been happening in my life since the last time I wrote....None of yo bizz, yo.

But I will tell you that I am enjoying my granola and I hope that I don't fail my midterm from accounting class. 

EEP!

Also, I saw a raccoon on the way home. He was just laying in the middle of the road... I don't think he was there for the fun of it. 

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Pescado.

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Enemy in my midst!

Well, I was just getting up from watching YouTube videos that Krissy and I had made last summer, when I decided to get ready for bed. 

And the only thought in my head really was, "Spider, spider, spider..."

"Spiders? Any spiders around?"

And I look up... AND THERE'S A STINKIN' SPIDER ON MY CEILING.

In a moment of panic, I thought, "WHO IS GOING TO KILL THIS THING!? JESSICA'S GONE!" 

So, I slipped out of my room in search of someone who could murder this intruder... NO ONE.

NOT A SOUL.

Feeling hopeless, I reluctantly trod back to my room. 

He was still there on the ceiling.

AND THEN! I heard someone come in! It was Joy!

And what a JOYful sight!!

She was able to swipe him from the ceiling, she squished him... and picked him up and threw him away. Whew.

Then she came back with some bug spray and sprayed my room. Hopefully that will help!

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Random fact about Lesa #1

Brushing my teeth makes me have to pee.

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I was sitting at the pond for lack of anything better to do, when a couple I had met earlier this weekend offered to take me with them to an antique store. Well, it sounded better than being bored... And they're super sweet. So we went. It was cool. I don't think I've been to an antique store before. Then we went to a yard sale. And then a bear store with woodsy themed things. I had told them earlier that I was a little lonely. When we got back to the car, they gave me the little fuzzy fox in that picture up there. She said, "whenever you feel lonely, you can look at this and know you have a little friend." Hehe!! It was so cute and sweet.

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Psalm 139:7-10

Where can I go from Your Spirit? Or where can I flee from Your presence?

If I ascend into heaven, You are there; If I make my bed in hell, behold, You are there.

If I take wings of the morning, and dwell in the uttermost parts of the sea,

even there Your hand shall lead me, and Your right hand shall hold me.