What Do You Call An Alligator In A Vest?

An investigator!

[dankmemeuniversity]

[floccinaucinihilipilificationa]

[adulthoodisokay]

i enjoyed this very much, thank you andrew huang.

[awkward-helga]

So that’s what a unicorn sounds like

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[leetlee]

me

[cheese24k]

[vua-deactivated20160828]

oh my god

[friendley-deactivated20200102]

everyone needs to see this video at least once in their life

[andromedafalls]

I think my favorite thing about dogs is that they can, in fact, perceive the tone/mood of music, just as they can with human voices.

[theteastainedpages]

I think the best part about this is that there was an actual academic study done to find out what music dogs preferred, they set it up by kenneling dogs and figuring out which kind of music caused them to be more relaxed in the situation, and they found out that most dogs prefer soft rock and reggae. 

He probably really digs it. 

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[itschinyere-deactivated20200201]

Time flies when you’re stressed the fuck out

[dennys]

Have you ever had a nightmare about an avocrocodile? No? Well, you will now.

[leetlee]

what the heck denny’s hahaha

[dennys]

;)

[tastefullyoffensive]

When you realize the human is trying to bathe you. (via tintin45450721)

[mapachezurdo]

[slagnarok]

He literally whipped his dick out and busted a nut I’m done.

[leetlee]

Suspenseful

[hurryputter-blog]

And thank you, Mr. Moseby. For taking care of me all these years.

[buttpregnant]

the relationship between these two was far more interesting than just about anything disney channel has ever produced

[pinkandtonic]

He was the father figure in her life  because her dad was never around. I’m crying 

[leetlee]

I'm crying

[scampthecorgi]

Goofing around on National Dog Day!

[totinos]

It’s raining rolls! Hallelujah it’s raining rolls!

[itschinyere-deactivated20200201]

Time flies when you’re stressed the fuck out

[leetlee]

Yes

[vol-au-ventbaudelaire]

25 years of ads peeled away

[goughalexandria]

Or is it a warning …

[d-e-l-ete-d-deactivated20181014]

[liv-abetic]

It just occurred to me

My pump has a clock on it. And I sometimes keep it in my pocket. And when I take it out to read it it’s on a cord.

I carry around a pocket watch without even realizing it.