[leezardthelittlestfoot]

🚨Anyone sending me inappropriate unsolicited messages will be blocked 🚨

[bewbin]

in World War 1 around 8 million horses died but in World War 2 it was under a million which can only mean horses started to evolve bullet resistance

[reallycoolsoup]

I could convince Joe Rogan that this is real

[leezardthelittlestfoot]

High quality woman!

🥰

[leezardthelittlestfoot]

[low quality space buns]

[leezardthelittlestfoot]

💋

[amazingmars]

self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the Fucking void

[polonesius]

"Lovers"

Mark Arian, 1947

[typhlonectes]

[romcommunist]

"honeymoon phase" i am literally healthily insane and obsessed for the entire duration of the relationship. skill issue

[literally-a-piece-of-trash]

Ah yes, the 5 love languages:

touch starved

my parents never told me they are proud of me

i love Stuff

im so fucken tired please god just let me rest for 5 minutes

hey pay attention to me

[su-n-s-e-t]

[coffeepeople]

sometimes I wonder how we all survive and then I look at my best friends and I go “oh, I survive because I don’t want to leave you yet” and it makes sense. life is so hard a lot of the time, but I want one more bowl of pasta with you.

[leezardthelittlestfoot]

So wish you’d post more selfies

Been very busy moving across the country lately! Hahaha

[leezardthelittlestfoot]

wish i could hear you laugh

Thanks anon, very sweet.

[leezardthelittlestfoot]

I never heard anyone make fun of my laugh until I was an adult and it was too late to change it

[land0fmilkandhoneyy]

Just wanna wake up to the love of my life and hot morning sex and then go to a farmers market and buy fresh fruit and flowers and give them tongue kisses that taste like strawberries 😩

[thefood-blog]