The Fishbowl

Genderfluid Chaotic Mess.

[sayangrafayel]

Caleb: I need to tell you something. MC and I are dating!

Gideon: I already knew for years.

Caleb: We started dating two days ago?

Gideon:

Caleb:

Gideon: The fuck were you doin' before that?

[narmin21]

zayne, my beloved

[joy-jpg]

need that mage

[lefeesh]

I come back from my shadow and this is the first thing I repost. no regerts

[trashwarden]

I made a thing because @elidoo gave me the idea and others people might find it useful too :> 

Relationship chart for Vaxus. I used gradient (thanks to @chaitea09 for that) presenting how feelings changed during the game. So for example Vax quickly became friends with Dorian and then he well in love. Meanwhile hardened Leliana always gave him a bad feeling. 

If you want to use it here is the template | transparent background | PS file

update: avaiable charts with extra npcs: samson (tb) | calpernia (tb) | abelas (tb) | krem (tb) | rylen (tb) | harding (tb)

WARDEN & HAWKE VERSION

EDIT: LINK TO ALL CHARTS

(vax icon by ufficiosulretro)

[catebees]

Jumping on this years later but I've always wanted to do it so! Here's the inquisitor relationship chart with my boy Eelis Lavellan

You can find the blank template here

A little clarification:

I didn't use the gradients because they seemed a bit confusing.

The arrow colors are only from Eelis's pov and are mostly based on vibes (e.g. all the greys are different kids of dislike, varying from "not much common ground" to "sometimes I wish you weren't here" to "shut up forever")

I wanted to also add the npc's pov towards Eelis but then there would've been too many arrows

More arrows of the same colour just mean stronger feelings, not like. Double best friend. Cole only has one but but it's a solid one

I added more colours and comments because I can't shut up :)

[racingbarakarts]

me: i literally couldnt care less about what people think about me

also me: 

[hottiegotanewblog-deactivated20]

[bitchycode]

so me

[skawly]

Fen'Harel ma ghilana.

[gif87a-com]

A hummingbird thought a man’s orange hat was a flower [x]

[shinymegacrobat]

Iv never seen a hummingbird sit before lol

[queervashti]

i wasn’t going to reblog until he sat 

[spacelesbians-archive-deactivat]

HE SITS

[unclebeanbag]

Plomp

[opossumsantics]

Dafuck is wrong with this here flower…

[disc80s]

[hellyeahdragonage]

[1010ll]

[mystiquepictorial]

@ men

[mercedesbenzodiazepine]

This video honestly fucking kills me I can’t even tell you…she’s an Aries

[youkaiyume]

[plumwildflowers]

I forgot I made a couple of mini vine compilations when they announced the end of vine

[elodieunderglass]

i don’t know how vine so perfectly encapsulated the best of humanity but that was a weird time

[the-man-who-sold-za-warudo]

why does wiggly sword exist? What are they good for?

Skill: Shows off the blacksmiths massive horse cock. In a time before modern machinery some crazy Germans and Swiss hammered beyond natural human limit. They probably did it as a meme then realised it was actually useful as a weapon. Sharpening a wavy blade would have been a nightmare.

Functional: Good for duelling sword vs sword. A traditional sword allows you to slide off an enemies blade if your swords clash, because the blade is straight. The waves in a flamberg blade creates vibrations which hurts the opponents hands, that doesn’t sound like much but it gives you an advantage. Very useful for parrying since the enemies sword will strike, then the blade gets stuck on your wavy blade or they pull away from the impact shock. Either way you will have an opening to attack. Also the waves cut much deeper similar to a serrated knife. If you got cut once by this blade, you would not be able to stitch your wound shut, you are pretty much sliced bread.Aesthetic: Someone challenges you to a duel, while they unsheathe their boring longsword, you unwrap your wiggly sword. They immediately apologize and run because you are rich enough to afford a wiggly sword and probably have multiple wenches giving you ankle parchments.

[herestothefanfic]

Which Character From "Dragon Age" Are You?

Are you more Morrigan or Vivienne?

FINALLY SOME GOOD FUCKING CONTENT FROM BUZZFEED

[dailydnp]