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Look. Look. I think the hardest thing about your twenties is the shift from getting shoved towards new frontiers of maturity by, like, puberty and education and the logistics of gaining independence, to you having to shove yourself. It’s a mental recalibration from “you grow up whether you like it or not” to “you can and should keep evolving, but now you have to choose it. And you have to choose it a half-dozen times a day in increasingly annoying ways. And this sucks but the reward is that you get to be a person in the world.”

fugayyyku

File under: even more blatant proof cis people can joke about trans people without it being at their expense

lakevida

lingua-mortua

reblog to give your mutuals tiny Chilean good luck pigs

evangelinedares

I am Chilena!! 🇨🇱 and this is true, I have some myself!!

They don’t just come as a tiny pig, though. My mom has a really big one we use as a rice holder pot, and they can also be bigger, like this:

Chanchito < CHANCHO 🐷❤️

favoriteanimal

necesito CHANCHISIMO

internetbynight

bogleech

you go inside and there’s an opossum on the counter and you order a footlong chicken teriyaki and it uses its mouth to pile various sticks, acorns, leaves and bugs onto 12 inches of mossy damp tree bark. It’s the best subway you’ve ever had

loish

An ode to the lovely things that grow off of stalks!🍃

wilwheaton

Republicans are cancer.

emptymanuscript

A good time to remind people about the concept of Jury Nullification. Other terms you may hear in place of jury nullification are conscientious acquittal, juror veto, or jury pardon. At its essence, it is acquitting someone of a crime because you believe defining what they did as a crime is immoral. They did it but the law itself is wrong. It is based on the belief that the role of the jury is not simply to uphold the law but to turn mere law into justice.

Of course that’s exactly why Florida wants to change the law to 8-4 because they don’t want people’s morals to interfere with their pogrom.

Also a good time to remind people that if it looks like a Nazi, sounds like a Nazi, acts like a Nazi, and is supporting policies that Nazis actually had, no matter what they call themselves or what symbols they use, they’re a Nazi.

personsonable-deactivated201908

me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit

mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters

me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU

miaislying

Hey OP? What the FUCK does this mean?

personsonable-deactivated201908

decay exists as an extant form of life

miaislying

That’s a terrifying answer, have a nice day

vethyourhalflingmother

my biology professor has such a chaotic energy about him, last week i went to his office hours and somehow we ended up on the topic of gay marriage:

he said that when he lived in texas they changed the law to define marriage as “between a man and a woman in a house of religious worship with the intention to have children” so he filed his taxes as single and when they called him up like “you filed married last year” he was like “you changed the law, i was married by a judge in a courthouse and i have no intention of having kids” and they told him “you know who that law was for” and i guess he hung up on them and did not, in fact, pay taxes as a married man that year

fromwolfsandgods

Chaotic good

swordshapedleaves

NO! This is Lawful Good! He is following the LAW! Chaotic doesn’t just mean cheeky!

dragkingandreweldritch

this is like how Sweden stopped classifying homosexuality as an illness because people started a campaign of calling in gay to work

malicious compliance is one of the best tools in the arsenal of civil rights activism

dracogotgame

Always reblog for malicious compliance

findingfeather

sometimes following the letter of the law works even better than ignoring it.

ltleflrt

In Utah the new book banning laws apply to the bible, and there’s already someone petitioning to get it removed from schools and libraries.

huffylemon

an important addition

william-snekspeare

creacher

semutamusic

#tag yourself #i am creacher

goawfma

this ^^^^

strengthins0lidarity

Medical diversity is key.

the-spoonie-life

This is so important in all fields but especially the medical profession. Being able to connect with patients and identify that they aren’t engaging with information is vital to patient care

viking369

If you have no clue about where your patient/client is coming from, you’re not helping. Go check Dr. Glaucomflecken’s pieces on rural medicine.

marlenawatches-deactivated20250

Seriously, medical professionals NEED to understand the communities they are providing care to; language, culture, education, etc, are all VITAL components to keep in mind, and not enough medical workers seem to get that.

vaspider

the “She’ll just do it herself” made me laugh. My grandmother had my dad on her own because the nurses at the Navy hospital didn’t believe her when she said she needed to push. “We just did it ourselves, the two of us, because they didn’t listen and it was time.”

monamoni

littlefeatherr

Unrestrained summer fun 😁

weaselle

this must be such a delicate experience for a creature that can dive two stories deep and has been seen cliff diving into the ocean

fleshdyke

darkcomedies-deactivated2022042

the most insane double casting i’ve heard of is ophelia and horatio being played by the same actress. the implications of that drive me crazy

darkcomedies-deactivated2022042

you guys are doing things in the tags of this post

c9eeeeed

#to this day my favorite performance of hamlet i’ve seen is one where there were two hamlets#one was the dutiful son and the other was his vengeful id#and they split all the lines in the play depending on which hamlet was speaking#all the soliloquies became arguments between the two and it was SO good#the second hamlet doesn’t appear until hamlet’s father appears and tells him Claudius is to blame for his death#he opens to curtains and his first line is ‘Murder?’#and the other characters can’t see that second hamlet at first - just the initial one#until slowly throughout the play the second hamlet is the one they look at and interact with#until finally the first hamlet - the dutiful prince - is the one who’s ignored#anyway it was metal as fuck holy shit#i wish i could watch it again but i have no idea if it was recorded (via rythyme)

#YO I NEED THAT HAMLET THO #THAT SOUNDS AMAZING